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From Chuck Tingle, author of the USA Today bestselling Camp Damascus, comes a new heart-pounding story about what it takes to succeed in a world that wants you dead.

Some say the holidays only cum once a year, but these stories will convince you otherwise. Featuring... These Holiday Movies With Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed In Green And Red On Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually This Bisexual Snowman's Carrot Wiener Is In My Butthole Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy Bisexually Stuffed By An Orgy Of Sentient Thanksgiving Foods Bisexually Stuffed By Our Living Christmas Stocking Sentient Sour Cream And Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off For Hanukkah Because The Latkes Are Gone But My Ass Is Still Here Oh By Gosh, By Golly, It's Time For Mistletoe And Holly To Get Me Off Bisexually

Some say the holidays only cum once a year, but these stories will convince you otherwise. Featuring... Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups Rudolph The Red-Nosed Butt Raptor Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Awkward Political Dinner Discussion Over The Thanksgiving Holiday Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations Pounded By The Hanukkah Gelt I Won Playing Dreidel That I Thought I'd Never Eat But Now I'm Seeing In A Whole New Light Because It's Two In The Morning And I'm Hungry My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt

From the crashing drums and guitar of a punk rock chorus, to the quiet tickle of someone's whisper in the dark, sound is an important part of our experience on this timeline. These vibrations are the key to unlocking so many incredible experiences and feelings, and love is at the top of the list. The Sound of Pound brings together eight sensual sonic explorations from across The Tingleverse, stories of hardcore gay encounters between handsome waveforms, sentient guitars, heavy metal unicorns, operatic butt pounders and more! The following tales are collected within: Heavy Metal Unicorn Lawyer Sings Into My Butthole Legally The Butt Pounder Of The Opera Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Friend's Lack Of Reaction To My New Favorite Song When I Play It For Them Pounded In The Wallet And The Butt By The Failed Fyber Music Festival Seduced By The Handsome Physically Manifested Sound That Some People Hear As Yanny And Others Hear As Laurel My Sentient Guitar Boyfriend Pounds My Butt In A Kinky Alternate Tuning Quietly Pounded In The Butt By ASMR Conservative Pounded By The Realization That The Protest Music He Grew Up On Does Not Actually Support His Current Hateful Ideology

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. PRESIDENT DOMALD LOCH NESS TROMP POUNDS AMERICA'S BUTT Pibbles Pooch is a young, hotshot journalist with Bowling Bones Magazine, who's just started his week on the presidential campaign trail with the notorious billionaire, Domald Tromp. But things immediately get off to a rocky start when Domald tells another journalist that he's fired, and then proceeds to throw him off of the plane mid-flight. Not surprisingly, the candidate's approval ratings go through the roof. Soon enough, things are going from bad to worse when Pibbles receives some top secret information about the real Domald Tromp, a man who may or may not actually be the Loch Ness Monster, and who may or may not be craving a lustful encounter within Pibbles' tight butthole. PHARMA BRO POUNDED IN THE BUTT BT T-REX COMEDIAN BILL MURKY AND A CLAN OF TRICERATOPS RAPPERS TRYING TO GET THEIR ALBUM BACK After raising the prices on his life saving drugs to outrageous heights, notorious "Pharma Bro" Marky Sharky has come to terms with his title as the most hated man in America. At least he still has his one-of-a-kind, two million dollar album from dinosaur rap group, The Yu-Bang Clan. But when Marky receives a frantic call from his lawyer about a wild gay stipulation in the album's fine print, things take a turn for the unexpected. Soon Marky is being seduced by T-Rex comedian Bill Murky, as well as the whole Yu-Bang Clan, and the ownership of his favorite album hangs in the balance. With all of these hot dinosaur celebs around, can Marky resist his own hardcore anal urges? DINOSAUR MAGICIANS PINN AND TUCKER MAKE THEIR WIENERS DISAPPER IN MY BUTT When Larb and his bro arrive in Las Vegas on their guy's trip, they expect to get into a little trouble; namely gambling, drinking and banging chicks. But nothing can prepare Larb for what happens when he lays his eyes on a massive billboard for the Pinn and Tucker magic show. Suddenly overwhelmed with gay attraction to these handsome dinosaur entertainers, Larb finds himself searching for excuses to ditch his bro and see the show. Soon, that excuse comes in the form of a chance meeting with the dinosaur himself, Pinn the T-rex. Now Larb finds himself front and center at a VIP magic experience that he will never forget, culminating in an explicit final act as Pinn and Tucker vanish their cocks deep within Larb's butthole.

We all know that an active mind keeps a buckaroo healthy and wise. In an effort to keep your butts and brains sharp, I have created this powerful coloring and activity book. Please enjoy these pages specifically designed to unlock your creative potential, and to put a hop in your trot as your navigate this timeline with real buckaroo love. Color this book in a way that is uniquely you, because your way is the most special and important way of all.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTFrank is desperate for cash, and without any good gigs on the horizon, things are looking bleak. But when Frank learns about a new housesitting app, he realizes the answer to his finical woes may be just within reach.Unfortunately, the whole county has been experiencing a disturbing series of house sitter disappearances, which puts Frank on edge as night falls. The strange phone calls don't help either; the ones where a mysterious stranger sits on the line without a word, listening and waiting.Finally, Frank gets the police involved and has the calls traced, learning the terrifying truth... the calls are coming from inside Frank's own butt!THE HARD WAY: ANALLY SEDUCED BY THE HANDSOME PTERODACTYL HIGH ROLLEROn his first trip to Vegas, Rebo is looking to win big. Descending deep into the belly of the casino where the dinosaur high rollers play, luck seems to be on Rebo's side, especially when he meets Grimm, the handsome pterodactyl high roller. Now Rebo is taking every precaution to keep his luck afloat, but when Grimm and Rebo have an erotic rendezvous in the dinosaur's luxury suite, the two of them quickly find themselves betting on the ultimate jackpot: love.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN When Matthew McConneymay sets off on his yearly trip to the California Farming Convention, he expects to have a typical weekend of wining and dining with an assortment of living crops. What he doesn't expect, is that one of these handsome agricultural staples would capture his heart. Enter Liplon, the handsome living corn who sweeps Matthew off of his feet in a night of hardcore anal plowing he will never forget. But are Liplon's intentions business or pleasure? Could this muscular corn on the cob be playing Matthew for nothing more than a planting commitment? SLAMMED IN THE BUTTHOLE BY MY CONCEPT OF LINEAR TIME When Rhondok's co-worker becomes gravely ill, the businessman is forced to cover for his friend at the quarterly investors meeting. With only hours to learn the research, however, Rhondok falls short and gets fired in the process. But when Rhondok realizes that this mysterious research project is actually a time machine, he hatches a plan to go back and make things right. Soon Rhondok is traveling through time and space, uncovering secrets of the Tingleverse that must be seen to be believed. What could possibly connect Rhondok to a billionaire jet plane, a bigfoot lawyer, a vampire night bus and an author in Billings named Chuck Tingle? Read to find out! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT""'" Lord Gibbok is facing a serious dilemma. On one hand, he has a battle at dawn against the powerful wizard book, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt, '" and on the other, the warrior has realized that he's nothing more than a fictional character in a gay erotica short. Hoping to cease this endless loop of reincarnation as characters within the Tingleverse, Lord Gibbok tracks down the author himself, Dr. Chuck Tingle, who makes him a deal. Chuck will create Lord Gibbok a Twitter account, thus propelling him into the real world, but only if Lord Gibbok can win in an epic battle against the hunky wizard book. Of course, things take a turn for the erotic when Gibbok and the wizard book finally meet head-to-head, but they have no idea just how close they will become when the fabric of the Tingleverse is unraveled and Chuck's secret identity is finally revealed.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSSomething spooky is happening around The White House, and President Domald Tromp is committed to getting to the bottom of it, so long as it doesn't interfere with any upcoming golf games. It's not just the strange noises, gusts of cold air, or dark shadows roaming the hallways; it's the fact that he can't seem to get rid of his written pledge to release his own tax returns.Obviously, after making numerous unethical deals with the Russian government, Domald is anxious about where this paranormal encounter could be headed, but after a run in with the ghost of his own incriminating tax returns, named Lort, Domald finds himself swept away by the handsome spirit.Now President Tromp is forced to come to terms with his own unethical business practices, while they cum inside him!POUNDED IN THE WALLET AND THE BUTT BY THE FAILED FYBER MUSIC FESTIVALGono loves travel and adventure, and there's nothing that satiates these loves like a music festival. The bigger, wilder and more expensive it is, the more Gono just has to be there, which is why he wastes no time getting a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar loan for tickets to the Fyber Music Festival in the Bahamas.Billed as a luxury social media music bonanza, Fyber Fest promises everything from time on a yacht with Dan Bigfootzerian, to the opportunity of blasting diamonds out of a cannon. When Gono arrives in the Bahamas, however, he finds nothing but dilapidated tents and moldy food. The whole thing is a bust.Soon enough, Gono finds himself face to face with the disastrous festival, but he can't help being intoxicated by Fyber's charm. Soon enough, their mutual attraction escalates into a hardcore pounding of Gono's butt... and his wallet.I'M IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTTYeebs is an archeologist of the future who is on the hunt; searching the desert of what was once Daytona Beach for the greatest racetrack in American history after finding a clue on an ancient 8-Eleven soda cup. Unfortunately, Yeebs is coming out empty handed, and the stress is getting to him.Hoping to blow off some steam, Yeebs goes for a walk in the desert, but ends up stumbling into an ancient automotive tomb below the surface. Soon enough, the archeologist is face to face with a handsome mummy racecar named Winky, who will teach him the true meaning of life... and love, in the fast lane.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN IGNORANT CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALSorso is an angry man. As the driver of a big ass truck, he can't understand why the liberal media is trying hard to push global warming down his throat, especially when the whole thing is nothing more than a hoax.But the world is changing, and even Sorso's peers are realizing that manmade global warming is more than just a partisan issue, it's a human issue. This drives stubborn Sorso into a rage, but his tantum is stopped short by a speeding car that sends him directly to the hospital.When Sorso realizes that a liberal is responsible for saving his life, he's forced to confront a brand new reality, and must say goodbye to the physical manifestation of his own ignorant environmental opinions, a handsome tree named Yerm who has a taste for hardcore anal poundings.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN SENTIENT REBBIT AMAWorld famous author Chub Tangle is having a hard time promoting his latest book "Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA." While he'd typically find publicity from the traditional literary outlets, self-publishing competition has gotten much too fierce. Chub needs something that will separate him from the pack.Fortunately, the author's prayers are answered when he receives a phone call from a moderator at Rebbit, who asks if Chub would like to participate in an Ask Me Anything interview where users can submit their own questions online.Chub Tangle jumps at the chance to participate in this exciting and unique promotional opportunity, but when he realizes that his book "Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA" was written before the phone call, things quickly begin to unravel. Now Chub is meeting with the sentient physical manifestation of his own crowd sourced interview based on a simple binary system of up or down votes, culminating with a hardcore encounter between the author and his handsome Rebbit AMA that could alter The Tingleverse forever.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY SECOND HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONAfter the loss of his first Hugo Award nomination, world famous author Dr. Chuck Tingle has gone into hiding, disappearing into an underground bunker that lies fifty miles beneath his home in Billings, Montana. It's here that Chuck intends to stay for the rest of his days, but approximately one year after the events of the author's tragic Hugo loss, a letter from the awards committee brings him out of hiding once again.Now nominated for his second Hugo Award, Chuck is putting it all on the line by exposing his butt's heart during a preliminary meeting with Forbo, the handsome physical manifestation of his second Hugo Award nomination. Soon these two are testing the limits of The Tingleverse in a hardcore gay encounter that will send them back in time to the tingler that started it all, Space Raptor Butt Invasion.Can Chuck and Forbo prove love is real without collapsing The Tingleverse in an award nominated paradox? Is there a deeper, stranger reason that Space Raptor Butt Invasion lost during the Hugo finals just one year prior? The answers will have you hard as rocks and begging for more!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. UNICORN BUTT COPS: BEACH PATROL Jeff just can't seem to catch a break. Once a working professional at the top of his game, a string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach. Things go from bad to worse when Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates. The sentence is for a hardcore, double anal threesome, but little do these unicorn cops know that Jeff is an expert in all things gay and anal, leading to a twist ending that's sure to blow your mind! ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOR Out for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. TOP HORN: TURNED GAY BY THE UNICORN PILOTS Nick is as patriotic as it gets, but while his friends are off at war in Europe he's stuck at home with a girlfriend who won't get off his back. But after Nick catches his girlfriend cheating, he finally heads out and joins the air force, qualifying for an elite squad of fighter pilot unicorns. The only problem, of course, is that Nick is a human. After getting consistently razzed by the squad, Nick is suddenly thrown into aerial battle with an opponent from his past, and earns the respect of the unicorns. Now, they return home to celebrate in the showers the best way that they know how.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. OPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOSTMeeper's mysterious tooth pain is ruining his life, and the most frustrating part is that nobody seems to have any idea what's causing it. After his second failed trip to the dentist, Meeper feels like all hope is lost, but when he spots a billboard for Sabertooth Dentistry, it seems like his prayers have been answered.However, it quickly becomes apparent that Sabertooth Dentistry is more than it appears. With a bevy of handsome shirtless dental assistants, and a sabertooth tiger holding a dark secret, Meeper is quickly drawn into a world where a pain in the mouth can only be corrected by a pound in the butt!T-REX ANAL WORKOUTGeorge loves fitness, and unlike the rest of his bodybuilding buddies, he actually enjoys the burn of his daily trips to the gym. Unfortunately, George's enthusiasm begins to wane when he hits the legendary "wall," a physical state where, no matter how hard George tries, he simply cannot make gains.Eventually, George's search for a fitness breakthrough comes when he learns about a secret place called Jurassic Gym, and the handsome T-Rex trainer who is about to enlighten him with a hardcore anal workout.George always knew he wanted to get pumped up, he just didn't realize how much he wanted to get pumped up in the butt!GAME OF BUTTS: THE POUNDS OF WINTEROn the eve of the greatest battle their kingdoms have ever known, Bon Snope and Dani Terrygrin are setting a plan in motion. Using the help of Dani's faithful dragon, Bon Snope will fly deep behind enemy lines, avoiding the armies of ice butts and hopefully confronting their magical, frost covered leader, the Butt King, one on one.Bon soon arrives in the great white North, but his confrontation with the Butt King is not at all what he expected. It's soon discovered that this war has been just a huge misunderstanding, a faulty ice spell hoping to bring sensual pounds to the land but ending up with destruction instead.Now, it's up to Bon and the Butt King to make things right with a hardcore anal encounter that will prove winter is cumming... and cumming hard.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. FAKE NEWS, REAL BONERSToobo loves the news, and after years of searching, he's finally found a voice that he can trust with Buttbart.com. After a heated conversation with an old friend, however, Toobo is compelled to drop in on his favorite Buttbart commentator and get to the bottom of some serious allegations.Soon Toobo discovers that, not only is Buttbart a fake news site, but his favorite writer is actually a handsome unicorn named Yerno. Together, the two of them quickly discover that the news may be fake, but their boners are real.HEAVY METAL UNICORN LAWYER SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLYJorbit is a hard worker with a decent job, but the daily nine-to-five grind is wearing him down. Realizing that his life is completely devoid of any recreation or entertainment, Jorbit and his friend decide that the best cure for their blues is a night on the town, heading out to the local rock club to see heavy metal giants, Horns of Heck.Suddenly, a chance meeting with the unicorn lead singer, Grimble Chorns, has Jorbit reeling, and when he learns that Grimble is both a rockstar and a lawyer, all bets are off.Soon enough, the two of them launch a five-year legal battle in an effort to attain permits allowing Grimble to sing into Jorbit's butthole, which will bring them together in ways they could've never imagined.THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTTGrendy loves being a ranger at Bunderbo National Park, and when the federal government shutdown puts him out of a job, Grendy is absolutely devastated. Just when the ranger thinks it can't get any worse, he learns that his butt is shut down, too.As civilization collapses around him, Grendy disappears out into the wilderness, building a log cabin and living off the land. It's not until he meets Trento Reets, a handsome unicorn mailman on the run, that he realizes just how terrible things have gotten out there.Unfortunately, Trento holds a terrifying secret that can only be thwarted by an open heart and an open butt.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HUNTER DENTIST POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY CECIL THE HANDSOME UNICORNDr. Milber loves three things: women, dentistry, and shooting helpless creatures in the face to make himself feel like a real man with a big dick. Suffice to say, when Milber learns about an illegal hunt in Africa for an endangered celebrity unicorn, he just has to get involved.With the help of two local hunters, Dr. Milber manages to trick Cecil the Unicorn into leaving a local coffee shop and driving just outside the city limits, where murdering him is vaguely legal.The last thing Milber expects, though, is to fall in love along the way. Now grappling with his newfound homosexuality, Dr. Milber finds himself on the receiving end of some hot unicorn love that will have your heart racing!FEELING THE BERN IN MY BUTTTired of crooked politicians and broken promises, Lorp is perfectly fine with not even voting during this presidential election cycle. They're all the same, anyway, aren't they?But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp immediately starts to change his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally supporting the sexiest candidate in the game.However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up at the event. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could some sort of magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers soon enough in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor!BUTT WARS: ROGUE BUNSLerpo Yams is an a space outlaw with a talent for hustling his way through life, but after getting stranded on a desolate swamp planet for years, things aren't quite as glamorous as they used to be. When The Bubble Alliance arrives looking for Lerpo's help, he suddenly finds himself with a ticket out of the swamp by way of a dangerous and seductive mission. Lerpo is tasked with retrieving the blueprints of the Butt Star, a powerful weapon the size and shape of two moons that is capable of destroying a planet. Guarding those plans, however, is one of the most terrifying villains in the entire galaxy, Darth Bater, notorious unicorn masturbator and leader of The Umpire.The fate of the solar system rests on this hardcore anal pounding, but will Lerpo's bad boy charm be enough to seduce Darth Bater?

Every year, the Grand Billings Arena plays host to the biggest night in professional wrestling, Riled in the Ring. During this annual event, athletic heroes and villains, or 'faces' and 'heels' as they're called, pull out all the stops for a sold out crowd. It's your dream to test your might in this legendary squared circle. You quit your job and sign up for a Buckaroo Championship Wrestling training camp, and soon enough you find yourself faced with a myriad of life-changing decisions that could alter the course of professional wrestling forever. You're destined for a championship belt of your own, but there's a whole community of dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object wrestlers who are ready to stand in your way. Will you become Dr. Discomfort's sidekick in a medical themed tag team partnership? Will you survive a night in the graveyard and assume the mantle of an undead heel named Grim the Reaper? Will you take down Buckaroo Championship Wrestling's scoundrel owner, Vinny Cobbler, in the ring? Or will you crush this devilish T-Rex in the world of business? The decision is yours! WARNING: THIS IS AN SPORTS/ADVENTURE NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY INCORRECTLY ANNOUNCED BEST PICTURE WINNERWhen Chirpo is asked to present the award for best picture at The Buttcademy Awards, he is both thrilled and nervous. On one hand, it's an honor to be going to such a prestigious event, but on the other, it's Hollywood lore that you're not supposed to attend until you've been nominated yourself. Now, Chirpo is worried that the curse will strike him down with an embarrassing, career ending moment of bad luck.Unfortunately, this moment comes quickly, when Chirpo accidently reads from the envelope for best actress instead of best picture, falsely giving The Buttcademy Award to Butt Butt Land instead of Moonman, the rightful winner. The mistake is quickly correctly, but Chirpo has already taken off into an alley behind the theater, where he meets the handsome sentient manifestation of his own award show error.Can Chirpo come to terms with his living best picture announcement mistake through a hardcore anal pounding? Or will he be doomed to Hollywood purgatory forever?DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIADomald Tromp hasn't been listening to his Timeline Briefings, and now he's in trouble. To the frustration of his staff, Domald's incompetence has allowed several unethical timelines to get dangerously close to this one, and facts regarding his administration's deep connections to the Russian government are leaking left and right.Domald decides to solve this problem old-fashioned way, with a tweet brazenly declaring that the previous President was wiretapping him. Domald hopes his bizarre fabrication will now dominate the news cycle while he heads out to golf with his Russian T-Rex buddies. Unfortunately, he has simply opened an even bigger can of worms.Now Domald is forced to confront the physical manifestation of his fictional wiretapping scandal, and is about to learn that his tweet could cause him a lot of problems whether it's true or not. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore anal pounding on the golf course that will have your jaw on the floor!THE HANDSOME PRETENDO SWAP JOYSTICKS AND PORTABLE SCREEN SLAM MY BUTT WHILE ALSO ALLOWING ME TO CONTROL MY GAMERippy grew up an avid gamer, but as time wore on he found himself losing interest, unable to make any real connection to the video games that once brought him so much joy. It seems like this is a hobby Rippy will never truly enjoy again, until he spots a commercial for the Pretendo Swap, an entertainment system so advanced that it can be used at home, on the road, or in your butt.Rippy finds the perfect Pretendo Swap, named Tortin. Soon enough, this pair will test their gaming skills with a full anal insertion of both joysticks and a single portable screen.Will Rippy and Tortin have what it takes to beat this game and find the connection they're looking for, by way of a hardcore sentient gaming console gangbang?

Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle. NOT POUNDED BY THE ADMITTEDLY HANDSOME SENTIENT FIREWORK DISPLAY BECAUSE HE REALLY FREAKS OUT MY DOG NOT POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY TWITTER SUSPENSION BECAUSE IT WAS REVERSED NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF BISEXUAL GATEKEEPING BECAUSE IT'S SUPER GROSS AND IF YOU DO IT YOU'RE NOT THE HERO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST A JERK JUST KIND OF IGNORING THIS SAD LONESOME T-REX WHO IS SCREAMING "DEBATE ME" FROM HIS FOLDING CHAIR NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CHUCK TINGLE'S TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING DEAL BECAUSE HE WRITES ABOUT MORE THAN JUST POUNDING HOWEVER IF THIS BOOK WAS ABOUT POUNDING THAT WOULD BE OKAY TOO BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEXUALITY IN ART MY POOL GETS ME WET IN A COMPLETELY PLATONIC WAY AND NOW WE ARE CLOSE FRIENDS

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen it comes to the weekends, Marky loves to get out of town for a little adventure. Whether it's skydiving, backpacking, or river rafting, Saturday always brings something fun into Marky's life.When Marky finally comes face to face with the handsome physical manifestation of Saturday, he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime. What could have easily been the river rafting trip from hell, quickly transforms into an erotic journey deep inside one another's hearts... and butts.SUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen Derek runs into Sunday outside of a heavy metal concert, he doesn't get the best first impression. The sentient, living day may be handsome, but he's also waving around protest signs and making claims about an omnipresent author that Derek the wrong way.Derek is intrigued, however, at least enough to show up at Sunday's church for a private meeting. Soon enough, the two are encountering their author, Chuck Tingle, face to face, and learning that Sunday has everything backwards about the best way to prove love.Now Derek and Sunday are hard at work rubbing one another the right way, for a change, in a hardcore anal pounding that will open wide both of their hearts, and butts.THE BANANA IN MY BUTT IS A HANDSOME LIFEGUARDIt's summer, and Tronbo finds himself deeply compelled to visit the beach. His friends are too busy, which prompts Tronbo to head out for a solo swim that turns dangerous quickly. Suddenly, the lone swimmer is drowning.Fortunately, Tronbo finds himself rescued from the jaws of death by a handsome living banana lifeguard, who seems to be carrying a deep dark secret. Soon enough, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a romantic tryst with more layers than just a simple banana peel, culminating in a hardcore pounding between the muscular man and his breathtaking banana lifeguard.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HARD FOR HARDWICK: POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN HANDSOME LATE NIGHT COMEDY SHOWChris Hardwick is a busy man. He's got podcasts, TV shows, and TV shows about TV shows. Suffice to say, when a mysterious hooded figure is found waiting for Chris outside of Buttmelt Comics before a live recording of his Poundist podcast, Chris doesn't have much time to stop and chat.Security is now on high alert, but this mysterious figure is closer to Chris Hardwick than he thinks, eventually revealing himself to be the handsome physical manifestation of his own late night television show, Almost Midnight.Soon enough, Chris and his sentient half-hour basic cable show are learning the importance of taking some time for yourself, and each other, culminating in a romantic anal pounding on the roof of the Almost Midnight soundstage.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE YEAR 2016As 2016 comes to a close, Halpern finds himself overwhelmed with anxiety and stress over a looming workload, and his friend Ashley knows just the cure. Thus begins the blind date that will change Halpern's life forever.Excited for a break from his usual routine, Halpern begins the date with high hopes, but when he discovers that he's out to dinner with the physical manifestation of the year 2016, things take a turn for the tense. A handsome bad boy with rugged good looks and a devil-may-care attitude, 2016 has a lot to prove, but Halpern quickly discovers that there's more to this sentient year than meets the eye.Is 2016 to blame for his bad reputation, or is he simply the victim of bad luck and poor timing? More importantly, what dark secret lies behind their lustful, homoerotic anal pounding?REDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONRon isn't a fan of Domald Tromp, but he can't help feeling like the doomsday predictions of the man's upcoming presidency are a little overblown. As far as Ron can tell, nothing in his daily routine has really altered that much.All of this changes, however, when Ron notices a little black censorship bar lying out on the sidewalk, and even more hanging from a familiar apple tree. This is how Ron learns that Tromp has signed an executive order to redact the concept of apples, but Ron still does his best to ignore it.Soon, Dom Tromp is redacting things left and right, sending the entire country into turmoil. When a heroic REDACTED shows up to save the day, will him and Ron be able to prove love is real while there's still time left?

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BRANGELINA SPLITS APART AND THEN POUNDS THEIR OWN BUTTCelebrity couple Bran Bitt and Angelo Jolo are as high profile as they come, plastered across the world under the tabloid banner of Brangelina, a singular entity made of two distinct stars.When Bran and Angelo wake up literally fused together at the hip, they quickly begin to realize that Brangelina might be more than just a media driven moniker. Eventually, their bodies mesh completely, transforming them into a strange and powerful creature of fame.Now a decade later, Brangelina has finally decided to separate once again, throwing the media into a frenzy and setting in motion a hardcore gay encounter with a physically merged celebrity identity and itself.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY CONSTANTLY CHANGING THOUGHTS ON THE ONGOING MYSTERY OF CHUCK TINGLE'S REAL IDENTITYFrank and his best friend Archer run a podcast about the mysteries of the last uncharted frontier, a place where strange and unusual things still run wild and nothing is as it seems: the internet.Their latest podcast episode is about the enigmatic erotica author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, but without a satisfactory ending to reveal the writer's true identity, it seems that all is lost. Fortunately, Archer notices that the location of one of Chuck's social media posts shows him in Home of Truth, Utah.Now Frank must travel alone to this ghost town on the edge of society, following a row of telephone lines that buzz a little louder than usual and a strange voice that could belong to something more powerful than just a prolific erotic author. And, of course, it wouldn't be a Tingler without a hardcore encounter between Frank and a manifestation of his constantly changing thoughts on the ongoing mystery of Chuck Tingle's real identity.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF ELECTION DAYRinron Breet is a political junkie, and after years of waiting he's finally ready to vote in his first presidential election. Unfortunately, with all of the various political parties to choose from, he's not quite sure how to cast his ballot.Fortunately, help arrives in the physically manifested form of Election Day itself, a handsome sentient segment of time who is ready to help Rinron with his decision.It quickly becomes apparent, however, that for Rinron to choose his political party he's going to need to stop thinking with his brain and heart, and start thinking with his butt.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TAKEN BY THE GAY UNICORN BIKER Mario is on a mission, cruising through the desert towards Las Vegas for his brothers wedding, and desperate to prove that he's finally got his act together. Things are looking good until an unfortunate wreck strands Mario out in the hot sun without food or water. When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey, not just along the open road, but deep into each other's hearts... and asses! MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL Roger is a ghost hunter on a quest to know if his long lost lover is still out there somewhere. His travels eventually bring him to a bed and breakfast in Georgia, where there have been several sightings of a ghostly unicorn colonel who fought and died during The Civil War. But when Roger encounters the gay ghost for himself, he soon finds out that there is more at play than just a routine haunting. This spirit is here to deliver a message from Roger's dead unicorn lover, and it's a message of gay, erotic pleasure that will shake Roger to his very core. POUNDED BY THE GAY UNICORN FOOTBALL SQUAD Aaron Duncan didn't know that he would grow up to make history, but as the first openly human player in the Unicorn Football League, that's exactly what he did. Thanks to the support of his unicorn teammates, Aaron exits the closet and finds himself swept away in a gay romance that only the tightest football squads could truly understand. Now, there's a meeting in the locker room, and Aaron's about to teach these unicorns what it means to be human... In a gay interspecies gangbang!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DAN BIGFOOTZERIAN PARTIES IN MY BUTTHOLE WITH HIS BILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLEPippy is a man who likes to dream big, which is why he loves following notorious bigfoot, Dan Bigfootzerian, on his Instaphoto app. With his fancy cars, killer abs, and beautiful women, Dan is the epitome of the billionaire lifestyle that Pippy wishes he had.But when the handsome bigfoot sends out a call for photos of men with great calves, Pippy jumps at the chance to show off the goods. Soon enough, Pippy finds himself on a yacht in the south of France with the bigfoot he's always admired.It quickly becomes apparent that there is more than just admiration flowing between Pippy and Dan. As the homoerotic tension rises, secrets are revealed, all culminating with a hardcore butt pounding from Dan Bigfootzerian and his billionaire lifestyle.EIGHT BIGFOOT BUCKAROOS HATE MY BUTT AND POUND ITPorb's butt is wanted for murder and set to hang, and after being captured by the notorious bounty hunter Bip 'Tight Butthole' Rube, things are looking dark for this anal outlaw.But when a powerful blizzard sets in, the two seek shelter in a small, snowbound cottage for as long as it takes. What Bip doesn't count on is the six handsome bigfeet waiting inside, causing the night to take a turn for the homoerotic for these eight hateful travelers.POKEBUTT GO: POUNDED BY 'EM ALLTorbit is worried. After witnessing a slew of dazed roaming men and women buried in their phones, he's beginning to think that this might be the start of a terrifying zombie film. Upon further investigation, however, Torbit realizes that they are all playing a hot new mobile game, Pokebutt Go.Curious to see what all of the fuss is about, Torbit plugs in and sets out to capture a nearby Pokebutt within his own balls, but when he arrives at the location of this rare beast, Torbit suddenly realizes that he might have bitten off more than he can chew.Now face-to-face with a handsome yellow bigfoot named Peebaroo, who sports a zig-zag tail, Torbit realizes that the only way to catch this majestic creature... is within the depths of his own butt.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE When Plurk and his buddy decide to spend the afternoon poolside looking for chicks in the Miami heat, the last thing they expect is to run into the state of California taking a dip. Quickly befriending, the celebrity state over Avocado Shirley Temples, Plurk soon finds himself falling head over heels for this handsome geographical location. But as the evening wears on, hidden secrets from California's past begin to bubble up to the surface, pointing to an illicit history of obsession and stalking. Is California just another state out looking to party, or is something terrifyingly erotic brewing for Plurk at the end of the night? POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY LEAKED MASHLY ADDISON DATA Kurps Krimple is a senator from Washington D. C., knows a thing or two about lying, especially when it comes to cheating on his wife with a seemingly endless parade of bigfeet who have rods the size of your arm. His favorite website to find hookups, of course, is Mashly Addison, a bastion for cheaters looking for something discreet. But when word gets out that Mashly Addison has been hacked, and the private data of several politicians leaked onto the Internet, Kurps is terrified, until he discovers that his sensitive information is nowhere to be found. That's when he receives the call. What starts as a simple meeting with his hacked data quickly turns into a hardcore anal pounding that will have your heart racing. Nobody knows Kurps like his own private information does. Could this betrue love, or just another strand in a web of lies? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKSTEIN, NOW POUND MY BUTT A down-home-country-kinda-guy, Porp has always dreamed of taking off after college to backpack across Europe, but life on the farm hasn't provided enough to make this a financial option. Luckily, Porp has some connections to a famous, racecar-driving monster named Frankenstein, and soon finds himself in the undead monster's luxurious, racecar-themed apartment at the heart of Berlin. But Porp's visit falls on Frankenstein's birthday, and it's not long before the celebrations turn erotic. Soon, Porp will discover that his anal gift is only the first step towards the gay love of his otherwise straight life.

Your head is full of big dreams as your plane descends toward the City of Devils. Like many others before you, you're hoping to hit the big time in Tinglewood, to tell the story that ignites your soul and begs to erupt forth on the silver screen, or in a hit song, or across a television set. You're here to become a star. Of course, this mission is easier said than done, and in Tinglewood there's no shortage of drama and mystery to keep you occupied. The Tinglewood Slashman has been on the front page every day, claiming victims across the City of Devils with no sign of slowing down. In this thrilling tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you fight to see your name in lights! Will you and a punk rock unicorn take over the fine art scene after a battle with giant rats in Venna Beach? Will you encounter The Valley Girls, a roving band of desert-dwelling barbarians in diesel-powered war machines, and live to tell the tale? Will you find yourself house-sitting for dinosaur superstar Bob Downer, Jr. in the Tinglewood Hills, only to discover things are not exactly as they seem? The decision is yours! WARNING: THIS IS A MYSTERY/THRILLER NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONThe shocking conclusion of the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy!Soon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man.After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame!Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention.STRANGER POUNDSSomething strange is afoot in the small town of Bawking, where Sherriff Bopper finds himself wrapped up in a tale of mystery, intrigue and other worlds.After receiving a desperate call from his friend Weno, Bopper must track down her missing husband who is trapped on a deeper, gayer level of the Tingleverse. Through communication with an alphabetical wall of vibrating butt plugs, Bopper discovers that the Tingleverse entrance is located deep within a secret government facility.But when Bopper finally makes it through the Tingleverse gate, he encounters an obstacle much more homoerotic than anything he could have ever imagined... a handsome velociraptor with a flower for a head who is ready to give Sherriff Bopper the best butt pounding of his life.CHEF WOOLLY MAMMOTH EATS MY BUTTSerpo is an expert foodie, and is willing to do whatever it takes to satiate his craving for the newest, hottest, and more exciting restaurants across New York City. However, even Serpo is having trouble getting a table at Le Butt, the innovative Paleo New American eatery from world renown woolly mammoth, Chef Malmo.Somehow, Sepro manages to get reservations, and quickly finds himself receiving a VIP treatment that culminates in a hardcore culinary encounter with the handsome prehistoric chef himself.Chef Malmo is searching for the perfect ingredient for his newest creation, and he just may have found it in Serpo's ass!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS Former preacher turned viral video sensation, Jabua Fogstein, lives for the holidays; the sights, the smells, and especially the tastes. In fact, he's so excited to trying out his favorite coffee, Starbutts Christmas blend, that he camps out overnight for the introduction of their brand new red holiday cups. But when Jabua receives his coffee, he finds himself in a waking nightmare, discovering that the cups have been redesigned in sleek plain red without a trace of Christmas imagery. The shock causes Jabua to suffer a major heart attack and lands him in the hospital, but he's about to receive some visitors that will open both his heart, and his butt. Soon enough, Jabua finds himself at the center of a hardcore gangbang with these handsome gay cups, and learns a little something about holiday spirit! MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT When Wimbs stumbles into work Monday morning, hungover and three hours late, he's expecting nothing less than immediate termination. But thanks to a miscommunication with his boss, Wimbs suddenly finds himself caught in a lie about a homosexual relationship with Monday itself. Luckily for Wimbs, Monday is ready and willing to play along with his lie, but soon the two of them are falling deeply in love. Eventually, their wild evening culminates in a hardcore pounding that could destroy the fabric of the universe itself. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'" When a young, enthusiastic blogger flies to Billings, Montana in search of the mysterious Chuck Tingle, he has no idea that he will soon be wrapped up in the diplomatic conflict of a lifetime. Soon enough, the blogger has accepted his identity as a part of Chuck's own mind, racing against time to stop a highly evolved species of the book Pounded In The Butt By My Book Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt from destroying the Earth. But things get heated when the enemy paperback space captain, Mimmer Tops, reveals that his intensions are much more sensual than warlike, culminating in a gay anal pounding that will have your jaw on the floor.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT" Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well? VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT After an unfortunate hit and run, Rick suddenly finds himself relying on the Los Angeles public transportation system for his daily commute. It's not so bad, but after boarding a mysterious night bus named Vlad, things quickly take a turn for the terrifying. Soon, Rick finds himself in a gothic castle with a gay bus who want's to suck more than just blood, in an erotic encounter that will have your heart racing. SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS Billy Brucko is an unsung hero of the Wild West, a hard working cattle rustler who understands that one day he will be forgotten in the history of frontier expansion. That is, until Billy is entrusted with delivering a strange wooden box from the president. Not long after starting his journey, Billy finds himself up against a gang of chocolate milk bandits, and his only escape is to delve deeper into the mystery of this strange box and the big red button that lies within. Soon, Billy is at the center of a gay gangbang with these handsome cowboy beverages, but this is only the beginning of his inner dimensional trip into the Tingleverse.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERSculder and Mully are two FBI agents assigned to The Butt Files, a division of the FBI dealing exclusively with cases that are too arousing to solve. Together they've managed to crack plenty of unexplained cases, but their new assignment is the most mysterious one yet.When a troubled bigfoot contacts Sculder about his television set that won't turn on, the handsome agent jumps at the chance to get to the bottom of this technological paranormal occurrence. It's only when the agent's arrive that they discover the TV wasn't plugged in, but soon the plug itself comes into play. Looking mysteriously like an anal probe, this paranormal plug sends Sculder on a journey to find the truth... deep within his own ass.BUTTNITE BUTTLE ROYALEWhen Pete loses his job, he suddenly finds himself faced with a series of difficult questions. Namely, how is he going to afford to keep a roof over his head?Fortunately, Pete learns about a competition known as Buttnite Buttle Royale, in which one hundred contestants are dropped onto an remote island where they battle it out to determine who is the single most handsome of the bunch. Many will arrive, but only one will come out on top.Now in a flying bus over the island, Pete meets a handsome bigfoot with plenty of Buttnite experience. The connection is instant, but will their attraction lead to a loving anal pounding before the competition's end?DON'T VOTE FOR VIRGINIA CONGRESSIONAL HOPEFUL DENBER WIGGLEMAN BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF HATE, NOT BECAUSE BIGFOOT MAKES HIM HARDWhen private investigator Hartoon is hired to gather dirt on Virginia congressional hopeful, Denber Wiggleman, he knows that it's going to be a difficult gig. After all, it's hard to find dirt on someone who already proudly wears their hatred on their sleeve.Hartoon thinks he's caught his big break after following Denber out to the edge of town in the dead of night, but comes up disappointed when he realizes it's just a rendezvous with a handsome bigfoot. There's nothing wrong with loving bigfoot, right?Fortunately, Hartoon soon notices that Denber's tee shirt during this illicit encounter is sporting a message of hate and bigotry. However, when Hartoon sees the articles accompanying his photos the next day, there are only mentions of the erotic bigfoot tryst, and nothing about Denber's hateful message.Now Hartoon must set things right and prove love is real with a hardcore bigfoot encounter of his own!

Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who's found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet's agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration. Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel? Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated. Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real. This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

After working as a long-haul truck driver for years, the time has arrived for your final journey across the wide open American landscape. You meet with your boss, Truckman, who assigns a shipment of chocolate milk between Billings, Montana and San Diego, California. However, what he doesn't inform you of is the secret device hidden within your cargo hold, a Big Red Button that could alter the fabric of this reality forever. Now you're caught up in a race against time as the notorious devil, Ted Cobbler, does everything he can to intercept your shipment and steal The Big Red Button. In this thrilling tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you duel to make this special delivery! Will you arrive in style after a night out in Las Vegas with a sentient card counting jet plane? Will you turn the tables on a pack of rowdy jackalopes, or end up lost in the snow covered passes of Wyoming? Most importantly, will Ted Cobbler and his dark magic take your last ride down a highway to heck, or will you blaze a path to glory? The decision is yours!