Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERSculder and Mully are two FBI agents assigned to The Butt Files, a division of the FBI dealing exclusively with cases that are too arousing to solve. Together they've managed to crack plenty of unexplained cases, but their new assignment is the most mysterious one yet.When a troubled bigfoot contacts Sculder about his television set that won't turn on, the handsome agent jumps at the chance to get to the bottom of this technological paranormal occurrence. It's only when the agent's arrive that they discover the TV wasn't plugged in, but soon the plug itself comes into play. Looking mysteriously like an anal probe, this paranormal plug sends Sculder on a journey to find the truth... deep within his own ass.BUTTNITE BUTTLE ROYALEWhen Pete loses his job, he suddenly finds himself faced with a series of difficult questions. Namely, how is he going to afford to keep a roof over his head?Fortunately, Pete learns about a competition known as Buttnite Buttle Royale, in which one hundred contestants are dropped onto an remote island where they battle it out to determine who is the single most handsome of the bunch. Many will arrive, but only one will come out on top.Now in a flying bus over the island, Pete meets a handsome bigfoot with plenty of Buttnite experience. The connection is instant, but will their attraction lead to a loving anal pounding before the competition's end?DON'T VOTE FOR VIRGINIA CONGRESSIONAL HOPEFUL DENBER WIGGLEMAN BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF HATE, NOT BECAUSE BIGFOOT MAKES HIM HARDWhen private investigator Hartoon is hired to gather dirt on Virginia congressional hopeful, Denber Wiggleman, he knows that it's going to be a difficult gig. After all, it's hard to find dirt on someone who already proudly wears their hatred on their sleeve.Hartoon thinks he's caught his big break after following Denber out to the edge of town in the dead of night, but comes up disappointed when he realizes it's just a rendezvous with a handsome bigfoot. There's nothing wrong with loving bigfoot, right?Fortunately, Hartoon soon notices that Denber's tee shirt during this illicit encounter is sporting a message of hate and bigotry. However, when Hartoon sees the articles accompanying his photos the next day, there are only mentions of the erotic bigfoot tryst, and nothing about Denber's hateful message.Now Hartoon must set things right and prove love is real with a hardcore bigfoot encounter of his own!