Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HUNTER DENTIST POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY CECIL THE HANDSOME UNICORNDr. Milber loves three things: women, dentistry, and shooting helpless creatures in the face to make himself feel like a real man with a big dick. Suffice to say, when Milber learns about an illegal hunt in Africa for an endangered celebrity unicorn, he just has to get involved.With the help of two local hunters, Dr. Milber manages to trick Cecil the Unicorn into leaving a local coffee shop and driving just outside the city limits, where murdering him is vaguely legal.The last thing Milber expects, though, is to fall in love along the way. Now grappling with his newfound homosexuality, Dr. Milber finds himself on the receiving end of some hot unicorn love that will have your heart racing!FEELING THE BERN IN MY BUTTTired of crooked politicians and broken promises, Lorp is perfectly fine with not even voting during this presidential election cycle. They're all the same, anyway, aren't they?But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp immediately starts to change his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally supporting the sexiest candidate in the game.However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up at the event. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could some sort of magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers soon enough in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor!BUTT WARS: ROGUE BUNSLerpo Yams is an a space outlaw with a talent for hustling his way through life, but after getting stranded on a desolate swamp planet for years, things aren't quite as glamorous as they used to be. When The Bubble Alliance arrives looking for Lerpo's help, he suddenly finds himself with a ticket out of the swamp by way of a dangerous and seductive mission. Lerpo is tasked with retrieving the blueprints of the Butt Star, a powerful weapon the size and shape of two moons that is capable of destroying a planet. Guarding those plans, however, is one of the most terrifying villains in the entire galaxy, Darth Bater, notorious unicorn masturbator and leader of The Umpire.The fate of the solar system rests on this hardcore anal pounding, but will Lerpo's bad boy charm be enough to seduce Darth Bater?