Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BRANGELINA SPLITS APART AND THEN POUNDS THEIR OWN BUTTCelebrity couple Bran Bitt and Angelo Jolo are as high profile as they come, plastered across the world under the tabloid banner of Brangelina, a singular entity made of two distinct stars.When Bran and Angelo wake up literally fused together at the hip, they quickly begin to realize that Brangelina might be more than just a media driven moniker. Eventually, their bodies mesh completely, transforming them into a strange and powerful creature of fame.Now a decade later, Brangelina has finally decided to separate once again, throwing the media into a frenzy and setting in motion a hardcore gay encounter with a physically merged celebrity identity and itself.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY CONSTANTLY CHANGING THOUGHTS ON THE ONGOING MYSTERY OF CHUCK TINGLE'S REAL IDENTITYFrank and his best friend Archer run a podcast about the mysteries of the last uncharted frontier, a place where strange and unusual things still run wild and nothing is as it seems: the internet.Their latest podcast episode is about the enigmatic erotica author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, but without a satisfactory ending to reveal the writer's true identity, it seems that all is lost. Fortunately, Archer notices that the location of one of Chuck's social media posts shows him in Home of Truth, Utah.Now Frank must travel alone to this ghost town on the edge of society, following a row of telephone lines that buzz a little louder than usual and a strange voice that could belong to something more powerful than just a prolific erotic author. And, of course, it wouldn't be a Tingler without a hardcore encounter between Frank and a manifestation of his constantly changing thoughts on the ongoing mystery of Chuck Tingle's real identity.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF ELECTION DAYRinron Breet is a political junkie, and after years of waiting he's finally ready to vote in his first presidential election. Unfortunately, with all of the various political parties to choose from, he's not quite sure how to cast his ballot.Fortunately, help arrives in the physically manifested form of Election Day itself, a handsome sentient segment of time who is ready to help Rinron with his decision.It quickly becomes apparent, however, that for Rinron to choose his political party he's going to need to stop thinking with his brain and heart, and start thinking with his butt.