Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. FAKE NEWS, REAL BONERSToobo loves the news, and after years of searching, he's finally found a voice that he can trust with Buttbart.com. After a heated conversation with an old friend, however, Toobo is compelled to drop in on his favorite Buttbart commentator and get to the bottom of some serious allegations.Soon Toobo discovers that, not only is Buttbart a fake news site, but his favorite writer is actually a handsome unicorn named Yerno. Together, the two of them quickly discover that the news may be fake, but their boners are real.HEAVY METAL UNICORN LAWYER SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLYJorbit is a hard worker with a decent job, but the daily nine-to-five grind is wearing him down. Realizing that his life is completely devoid of any recreation or entertainment, Jorbit and his friend decide that the best cure for their blues is a night on the town, heading out to the local rock club to see heavy metal giants, Horns of Heck.Suddenly, a chance meeting with the unicorn lead singer, Grimble Chorns, has Jorbit reeling, and when he learns that Grimble is both a rockstar and a lawyer, all bets are off.Soon enough, the two of them launch a five-year legal battle in an effort to attain permits allowing Grimble to sing into Jorbit's butthole, which will bring them together in ways they could've never imagined.THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTTGrendy loves being a ranger at Bunderbo National Park, and when the federal government shutdown puts him out of a job, Grendy is absolutely devastated. Just when the ranger thinks it can't get any worse, he learns that his butt is shut down, too.As civilization collapses around him, Grendy disappears out into the wilderness, building a log cabin and living off the land. It's not until he meets Trento Reets, a handsome unicorn mailman on the run, that he realizes just how terrible things have gotten out there.Unfortunately, Trento holds a terrifying secret that can only be thwarted by an open heart and an open butt.