Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HARD FOR HARDWICK: POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN HANDSOME LATE NIGHT COMEDY SHOWChris Hardwick is a busy man. He's got podcasts, TV shows, and TV shows about TV shows. Suffice to say, when a mysterious hooded figure is found waiting for Chris outside of Buttmelt Comics before a live recording of his Poundist podcast, Chris doesn't have much time to stop and chat.Security is now on high alert, but this mysterious figure is closer to Chris Hardwick than he thinks, eventually revealing himself to be the handsome physical manifestation of his own late night television show, Almost Midnight.Soon enough, Chris and his sentient half-hour basic cable show are learning the importance of taking some time for yourself, and each other, culminating in a romantic anal pounding on the roof of the Almost Midnight soundstage.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE YEAR 2016As 2016 comes to a close, Halpern finds himself overwhelmed with anxiety and stress over a looming workload, and his friend Ashley knows just the cure. Thus begins the blind date that will change Halpern's life forever.Excited for a break from his usual routine, Halpern begins the date with high hopes, but when he discovers that he's out to dinner with the physical manifestation of the year 2016, things take a turn for the tense. A handsome bad boy with rugged good looks and a devil-may-care attitude, 2016 has a lot to prove, but Halpern quickly discovers that there's more to this sentient year than meets the eye.Is 2016 to blame for his bad reputation, or is he simply the victim of bad luck and poor timing? More importantly, what dark secret lies behind their lustful, homoerotic anal pounding?REDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONRon isn't a fan of Domald Tromp, but he can't help feeling like the doomsday predictions of the man's upcoming presidency are a little overblown. As far as Ron can tell, nothing in his daily routine has really altered that much.All of this changes, however, when Ron notices a little black censorship bar lying out on the sidewalk, and even more hanging from a familiar apple tree. This is how Ron learns that Tromp has signed an executive order to redact the concept of apples, but Ron still does his best to ignore it.Soon, Dom Tromp is redacting things left and right, sending the entire country into turmoil. When a heroic REDACTED shows up to save the day, will him and Ron be able to prove love is real while there's still time left?