Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SENTIENT FORT PAULS MANOFORT IS CHARGED IN THE BUTT WHILE TROMP'S FOREIGN POLICY ADVISOR GEORGIE PAPADOP ADMITS HE LIED ABOUT HIDING INSIDEWhen sentient, living fort, Pauls Manofort, turns himself in to the police for questioning, Chief Hander expects a busy day at the station. What he get's however, is one of the most incredible adventures of his life.Tasked with delivering charges directly to the living fort's butt, Chief Hander must climb deep down within the blankets and cushions, unraveling a sordid tale of international intrigue and political corruption.Soon enough, Chief Hander discovers that there are other's within President Tromp's inner circle who are hiding out inside the Fort, and quickly leans they'll tell him anything he wants to know about this illusive butt... for the right price.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HOLIDAY SHOPPINGFerndo loves the holidays, but the overwhelming struggle to find the perfect present for everyone that he knows is starting to get him down. While Ferndo could easily just buy several paperback copies of Chuck Tingle's latest books, a great gift that's available now with free shipping from Amazon Prime, Frendo heads to the mall on Black Friday instead.Unfortunately, Ferndo is quickly swept away by the surging crowd, and nearly drowns before he's rescued by a man in a rowboat, named Borson Reems. Eventually, Ferndo and Borson find shelter on a desert island amid this overwhelming sea of shoppers.But Ferndo quickly learns that they're not the only ones who inhabit this beautiful oasis at the local mall. Soon enough, he's face to face with the handsome sentient manifestation of holiday shopping, who he's ready to give a piece of his mind... and butt!SENTIENT PHANTOM TOW TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTTWhen Port forgets to burn sage next to his car during a late night at the office, he unexpectedly finds himself visited by a phantom tow truck named Grembo Toons. Now his car is gone, and according to ghost law, there's no getting the vehicle back.Fortunately, using his exceptional skills as a hotshot lawyer, Port finds a legal loophole in his favor, then travels across town to an old haunted manor in an effort to get his car back. When Port confronts the spectral tow truck, however, he quickly finds that things aren't always as they seem. Now Grembo and Port are locked in an otherworldly romance unlike anything either has experienced before, culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between man and handsome tow truck ghost.Later, Grembo changes his name to Daniel Day Loomis and becomes a dressmaker.