Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEHayden has been working as Domald Tromp's private bodyguard for years, but now that he's working for the President of the United States, he's become privy to more top-secret government meeting than he ever could've imagined.Now at Margo Largo, Tromp's Florida estate, Hayden finds himself wrapped up in a debate between Tromp and a Russian diplomat regarding a mysterious creature named Covfefe. The fight finally escalates until all three of them take a trip to see Covfefe for themselves, revealing the true nature of this government funded, coffee based lifeform.What Hayden didn't count on is just how charming Covfefe would be in person. Soon enough, the bodyguard and this handsome coffee beast find themselves proving love in a hardcore anal pounding that could save the world.ENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENTAt first, news of a hung parliament during England's election of prime minister doesn't concern Yon, but as the night unfolds, things start to get a little weird. Suddenly, the citizens of England appear to have lost all decision-making power, wandering the streets unsure of what to do or where to go as the curse of the hung parliament befalls them.Fortunately, Yon can make his own decisions, and is immune to the hung parliament's devastating effects. But when the sentient manifestation of this spooky political event appears in the woods near Yon's house, he must confront the hung parliament head on in a hardcore anal encounter that could change the fate of England forever.Thankfully, this hung parliament is just as well hung as you'd imagine. THERE'S A BITCOIN IN MY BUTT AND HE IS HANDSOMEWith the economy in free-fall and the government teetering on the verge of collapse, Jort has never been more thankful for the bunker in his back yard. But when Jort is asked what he's doing with all of his money, the doomsday prepper quickly realizes that he's not as prepared as he once thought.Now Jort is thrust into the wild world of bitcoin, a decentralized cryptocurrancey that's in high demand. Hoping to impress one of the attractive open-source coins, Jort schedules a hot date at a fancy restaurant. Now Jort and his handsome bitcoin, Limbo, are discovering that the value of each other's buttholes are skyrocketing, and the best transaction moving forward is a hardcore anal pounding!