Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. LIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTDimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he's as corrupt as they come. Lately, it's been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald's connection to sentient Russian beets.With the Russian beets breathing down his neck, Dimald sees no other option but to fire James Corny, but things are always easier said than done in politics. Now Dimald is taking an erotic journey deep within the butt of this sentient vegetable investigator, and learning more about his own true nature than he ever wanted.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'PPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MNY OWN BUTT"'"'"As a resident of Beforna, Jorbins is used to not existing. The entire city is made up of characters who haven't yet occurred, their entire infinite reality made up of waiting and watching, hoping that one day some artist will be inspired enough to create them.Today might be the day that Jorbins is written into reality, and to calm his nerves, Jorbins and his friend, the sentient short story Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"' are headed out for lunch at Lorko's Deli, another character in Beforna who is yet to be created.Soon enough, the gang begins to realize that things aren't quite as they seem, at that they might've already been written into a homoerotic existence within one another's buttholes.SLAMMED BY MY HANDSOME FIDGET SPINNERGreg Horn is the designated speaker for any first contact with alien life, but he's not expecting to get called upon any time soon. That all changes when several mysterious ships appear hovering across the globe, at first looking like flat disks but then slowing down and revealing themselves as three pronged plastic objects with ball bearings in every appendage.Greg boards one of the ships and comes face to face with the pilot, a smaller version of these "fidget spinners" named Rono. Soon enough, Greg is learning the calming, anxiety-reducing ways of these aliens, all culminating when this handsome living fidget spinner takes a spin in Rono's ass.