Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONMillionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he's grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding!SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE PREHISTORIC MEGALODON SHARK AMID ACCUSATIONS OF JUMPING OVER HIMAfter Morn Mince has a little too much chocolate milk at dinner, he suddenly finds himself waking up with a splitting headache and no recollection of what happened the night before. Unfortunately, the last place he remembers heading was towards the waterfront, and the daily news has reports of an unknown man repeatedly jumping over a prehistoric Megalodon shark in the bay (which was funny at first, but now the jump is getting old).Suddenly a wanted man, Morn heads down to talk to the ancient Carcharodon Megalodon himself, a handsome brain surgeon sea beast named Perks Yono. At first, Morn is simply trying to avoid the standard shark jumping punishment of cultural exile, but soon enough him and Dr. Yono begin to realize that what defines a jump is in the eye, and butt, of the beholder. Of course, all of this culminates in a hardcore anal pounding that will shake you to your very core.BUTT BUTT LAND: RYAN GOSLINS AND THE CITY OF BUTTSFeeling defeated after a particularly bad meeting with his writing agent, Horpin finds himself wandering home through Hollywood, the city of butts. Life is hard when you're living in a musical, especially when all you want to write is erotica, and Horpin has learned this the hard way.But when Horpin hears a beautiful song drifting out from inside a nearby jazz club, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. Soon enough, Horpin finds himself on a runaway romance with Ryan Goslins, a bad boy musician T-Rex who is about to show him that musicals and butt pounding can coexist.Now locked in the troughs of passion, Horpin and Ryan are about to show Hollywood that love between a dinosaur and a man is as real as it gets, with a show stopping dance number that will have you hard as rocks and begging for more.