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Kicking in a booby-trapped door in Afghanistan is no fun thing. Neither is waking up not being able to feel my feet, or my... What's a husband to do? Out on disability, I try to recover from nerve damage. My wife is neglected because, well, Mister No-No isn't waking up. At all. My friends complain they have needs not being met by their wives. I know how to add, and my wife could use a little extra money to pay down her car. The offer seems logical...