Bossy Brothers: Alonzo

Read as book five in the Bossy Brothers series or as a standalone book.TARALonnie Derringer is a filthy-mouthed, dirty-talking, long-distance fling.(That's been going on for two years.)I know, I know. That's not a fling. This might be getting serious.I think about him all the time. I look forward to our quickie lunch dates and the way he whispers in my ear every night from two-thousand miles away.He's the best boyfriend I never had.Until I find out his name isn't Lonnie, it's Alonzo.Until I find out he's not some boring accountant with a dead-end job, he's a six-foot-four, yoked-out, tatted-up fisherman who never wears a shirt!That's right, girls. He's been catfishing me online for two... freaking... years!And then he becomes more than just the best boyfriend I've never had.He becomes my target.ALONZOTara Tanner is the perfect long-distance girlfriend who lives in the Land of Far, Far Away.She's a blonde, bookish bundle of sexy-overachiever. A wicked little siren with a filthy mind and an eye for pencil skirts. And every time I ask her to 'send-me-a-pic-or-it-never-happened' she goes above and beyond.She is, quite simply, the most perfect woman I've ever had the pleasure to never meet.I didn't set out to lie to her and I didn't expect to meet her.;But one day she shows up at my house, and guess what?She wasn't the only one being catfished for two years.Because she's not who she said she was either.Bossy Brothers: Alonzo can be read as book five in the Bossy Brothers series or as a standalone story and features a sexy game of guess-who between a librarian obsessed with pencil skirts and a fisherman tatted up with mermaids. It's long-distance fling filled with dirty-talking, sexy selfies, and safely-hidden secrets... until it isn't.Until the day they meet and realize... Love in the Land of fake Far, Far Away can't ever compare to the real thing.