Bad Boss

What do men want more than anything? Money and women.
As the CEO of one of the biggest companies in the city, I am one lucky man.
Everyone wants a taste of what I've got to offer, and it's massive. Girls fight over me in droves.
In my fantasy, of course. I had to make some sacrifices to get to the top.
To protect myself and the company, I always have to hide my dirty little secret...
I'm a panty sniffer.
What? A man has needs. Mine are just a bit more... outrageous. Instead of dating, I hoard panties.
Except it's about to blow up in my face.
Why?
Because a beautiful girl just showed up for a job interview ... the same girl I just bought a pair of panties from anonymously...
And what do I do?
I let my junk do the thinking, and hire her as my intern.
* Author's note: Don't take it too hard, it's just a book, not a big D. But this guy does have one. I'm not kidding. His pecker is huge and his ego is too, so beware. And as always ... if you don't like slapstick jokes and corny romance, don't bother to read. *