Zombie Wants...To Go To College

Want to go to Stanford, Harvard, MIT, Yale or other Ivy League schools? Tens of thousands of high school students have wished this every year, but never in the history of college admissions...has a zombie wanted to...until now. And here's how this zombie, Zombie, did it. Going to the best colleges not only means earning stellar grades and test scores, but also writing a compelling, interesting, and unique personal essay that helps the admissions offices understand how you think and how you can contribute to society. So what do you do? You can either bang your head and your keyboard (painfully) thinking about what to write, or you can take this one-of-a-kind fill-in book and discover, through a fun and simple way, what you want to write about in no time. This is the first college admissions essay book of its kind. No other one is like it. Since Zombie is the first zombie ever to want to go to college, this book is appropriately the first to approach the writing process without throwing at you a dry, boring encyclopedia of words. So go ahead, take this book around everywhere. It's meant to be abused. Sleep with it under your pillow. Brush your teeth with it. Photobomb someone with it. Watch a movie together (preferably comedies...Zombie doesn't like how zombies are portrayed in popular media). Make a funny YouTube video with it. Protect it from prying eyes. Just don't do one thing: leave it blank.