Toasts

Toasts by William Pittenger is a collection of witty, inspiring, and memorable toasts and speeches that are perfect for any occasion. This book is a comprehensive guide to the art of toasting, providing readers with tips on how to deliver a great toast, as well as a wide range of examples to draw inspiration from. From weddings to birthdays, from business events to family gatherings, this book has a toast for every occasion. The toasts in this book are written in a variety of styles, from humorous to sentimental, and are suitable for a wide range of audiences. Whether you are looking for a toast to honor a friend, to celebrate a milestone, or to inspire a group of people, Toasts by William Pittenger is the perfect resource for anyone who wants to deliver a memorable and meaningful toast.A lady in California had a troublesome neighbor, whose cattle overrun her ranch, causing much damage. The lady bore the annoyance patiently, hoping that some compunction would be felt for the damage inflicted. At last she caught a calf which was making havoc in her garden, and sent it home with a child, saying, ""Tell Mrs. A. that the calf has eaten nearly everything in the garden, and I have scarcely a cabbage left.""This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the old original and may contain some imperfections such as library marks and notations. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment for protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature in affordable, high quality, modern editions, that are true to their original work.