The Politician

The modern world is a scary place for the average politician. As social and technological revolutions sweep the planet, a day doesn't seem to go by without one of our brethren being dragged across the coals by a ruthless media out looking for its next pound of flesh. Alongside this, the masses seem to be in perpetual uproar over the slightest offence and internet based "Social Movements" are chomping at the bit to replace us as the top of the political pyramid.But don't despair, our monopoly of power can be secured, cheaply, with some slight adjustments to our behavior, as we learn to frame an election, brand ourselves and corrupt our allies all whilst learning from the best in the business of politics.So hold off on the campaign manager, the super PACs or the illegal foreign funding, "The Politician" is your one stop self-help guide for the seduction and coercion of the modern masses.