The Book of Styxhexenhammer

This work isn't funny. No, seriously, you shouldn't buy this work. Nor should you encourage others to do so. There's nothing in here worth reading- don't you dare buy a copy! It is with great happiness that I finally release this, my magnum dopus to the world. Learn the grand story of how I became magical, and how to make spider cider. This is the greatest book ever written in the history of the world, better than Homers' Iliad, the entire works of Twain, and the Bible all at the same time.