Shrinkage

Is it in yet? It's the phrase that no man ever wants to hear. Luckily, Tim Garrett has never heard those words. At least he has never heard them out loud despite being on the wrong side of the bell curve in the male endowment department. It has taken many years, but Tim has finally come to terms with being slightly below average below the belt. His life isn't bad, he doesn't hate his job, his girlfriend Jill is hot and doesn't seem to mind his physical attribute. Things are good. That is, until the day Jill dumps him and his world comes crashing down around him. That's when Tim decides to make some changes in his life; big changes. When a bizarre mixture of pills combined with a not-as-directed, inventive use of an electronic device prove incredibly successful, Tim's life begins to change for the better both in and out of the bedroom. But when things grow a little too much, everything spins out of control and the words be careful what you wish for begin to take on an entirely new meaning. Mock praise for Shrinkage "Shrinkage is an absolute brilliant work of fiction, FICTION. Don't believe anything you read here. We can make you 30% larger permanently. Guaranteed..." -- National Association of Male Enhancement Supplements "Uproarious. Full of lies, but funny." -- Penis Enlargement Weekly "We loved, loved, loved the part where the supplements really worked, but we hated, hated, hated the rest. You'll be hearing from our attorneys." -- MaxiManhood Laboratories