Phatman and Picard

From the beginning of time, nothing has been more annoying than a good person. That's why a secret branch of the Flops Management Agency was tasked with protecting good people. Unfortunately, this is extremely difficult because nobody agrees on the lines between good and evil. In the twentieth installment of the Phatman and Picard series, Phatman and Picard are Good People Protection Agency agents, hell bent on doing their duty of protecting good people with their time traveling mission impossible porta-potty. Yes, it's a ridiculous idea for a book, but not as ridiculous as some of the things in the real world?