Pan And The Pandemic

Scientists are working hard on understanding this new contagion, while Al has already figured it out. It's nothing more than an Act of God, told on the Stage of Life, for the dissemination of the refined and the blind, both to savor willy nilly in their contemptuous ways.
Pan is a horrific monster capable of unhinging the very doorway of civilization. He has man by the balls if not holding his own. No one escapes.