My Career Suicide Note

This is the story of one writer who attempts to take on Hollywood armed only with a sliver of talent and an average sized penis. His harrowing journey will take him to exotic locations like the Taco Bell Drive Thru and the drug addled streets of the Dirty South. With no regard for his own sanity, he will descend into madness one film at a time until he destroys everything he has tried to build. Drug addicted actors, fame hungry aspiring filmmakers, aging hip-hop artists, former agents for Israeli intelligence, and Directors of soft core pornography are just a handful of crazy characters that populate this surreal landscape. Now standing in a pile of ashes that was once his career. Every bridge having been burned. Alienating friends and family alike. Learning that there are places deeper than rock bottom. But then he learns a valuable lesson: That there is more to life than writing movies and an obsessive drive for personal success. His career may be over, but his life certainly is not. Shit. We just gave the whole book away. Please buy it anyway.