Mr. Monster

Janet: "Today has been a very long work day, and I am exhausted. I cannot wait to get home; kick off these heels; take a long, relaxing bubble bath; and climb into my bed. Since my husband, Troy, had the day off, I am sure he has fed our children, made sure their homework was done, and they had their baths and they are in bed."
Troy: "Where in the hell is that useless wife of mine? She should have been home hours ago! Wait till her sorry behind gets in this door."