Leveling Up

A certain strain of crazy Christian has always loudly shouted that D&D and other role playing games are dark magic. Instead of seeing it for what it is--a delightful, social, imaginative pastime--they embarrass themselves and their faith with a paranoia that borders on psychosis. Rather than yelling at them, Leveling Up turns the other cheek, and takes it to a whole 'nother level of crazy. What if it *was* real? And what if, in that bizarre mashup between reality and D&D where this stuff is real, you wanted to be a--wait for it---Christian cleric? Want to know what that would look like? Want to know the ins and outs of living la vida cleric? Here, priced at just a handful of silver pieces, is the scroll you've been looking for to start that journey. What alignment do you need to be? What does it mean to be a support class? Why are we stuck with blunt-edged weapons? These questions and more are answered within. And magic? Yeah, we got your magic right here. For no extra charge, we throw in a bona fide spell book filled with everything you'll need to begin your exciting career as a Christian Cleric. So venture in, my friends. It's a class open to all.