How'd that FOOT GET IN MY MOUTH?

At times hilarious, oft times poignant and sometimes silly, most of the stories in this anthology will take you back to a magical time called childhood where we first tried to learn how to be people. From there, we will progress through the painful growing years with an occasional side trip into the minefield which is society. These stories appeared in our local newspaper, The Plainsman of Huron, South Dakota and now I've compiled them into a single volume for you to enjoy. Find the answer to such vexing questions as, do kids need dogs, should you get your pig plastered before she has her first litter, and how many post-holes can you dig with a model airplane? Chock full of valuable information, you can't afford to be without this literary gem... especially in your bathroom.