Hammer Time

Danger is my middle name.
Just kidding-it's Bergljot.
Sigrdrifa Bergljot Jones.
But don't call me that-I go by Val. My dad is Thor and my dear mother was human ... which makes me a demi, or half-goddess and half-human.
Of course, I got the shaft on the half-goddess part. I've got no powers and work in the human world-Home Depot, to be exact.
But, I'm needed back in the godly realms-to break into a supernatural prison to save my best friend. I never thought I'd put 'get arrested' on my to-do list ... but some dickhead gods need to be dealt with.
And how do you deal with dickhead gods?
By stealing Thor's hammer and magical goats, making a special Visine drink, and getting the God of Shit on your side ... as well as a demi, a concussed guard, and an amazing human.
These dickhead gods won't know what hit them.
Everyone can just stop-it's HAMMER TIME!
WARNING: This is a reverse harem romantic prison comedy intended for ages 18+. If you are easily offended by the mockery of ancient deities or potty humor, get off the pot-this one's not for you.