Giant Book of Dirty Limericks: Over 1,000 Raunchy Rhymes

Grossly irreverent and far from politically correct, the humor in these X-rated jokes is equaled only by their amazingly clever wording. The limerick form is complex, Its contents deal mainly with sex.It burgeons with virginsAnd masculine urgin's, And a wealth of erotic effects. ♦ ♦ ♦ A girl with magnificent tits, When dancing would wiggle her hips;A wonderful flirt, She'd lift up her skirt, And exhibit her sensuous lips. ♦ ♦ ♦ The nipples of young Miss Hong Kong, When excited were twelve inches long.This embarrassed her lover, Who was pained to discoverShe expected no less of his dong.