Everything The Scots Love About the English

EVERYTHING THE SCOTS LOVE ABOUT THE ENGLISH For hundreds of years, since the 13th Century in fact, Kings, Queens, Cockneys, bankers, Old Etonians and other general twats from south of the border, and that London in particular, have generally got on Scotland's nerves and made our lives a misery. And then, after years of suppressed superiority, and a particularly obnoxious 40 year period after England won the World Cup and couldn't stop going on about it, Scotland finally secured its chance to break free: the Referendum, September 18th, 2014. And we bottled it. Here though, to cheer you up, detailed in 68 gloriously empty pages, and fuelled by this utterly depressing development, is a complete breakdown of everything us Scots love about the English. Enjoy it - it's ours, and they can never take it away from us*. (*Correct as of publication date). "A wee bit of casual racism, but". SCOTSMAN "Barry". TIMES "Offensive". WILL MORAN, AUTHOR, LIKE YOUR FRIENDS Other Empty Books include: THE ENCYLOPAEDIA OF MALE USEFULNESS THE INTEGRITY OF PIERS MORGAN DAVID CAMERON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT BANKERS BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL MANCHESTER UNITED: THE TROPHY CABINET STORY 2014- 2050 ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE GOOD REASONS TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS GOOD REASONS TO SUPPORT CHELSEA EVERYTHING FUN ABOUT UKIP