Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.DOMALD TROMP JR. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY HIS SECRET RUSSIAN MEETINGS AND THE GROSSLY INCOMPETENT COVER UP SHORTLY THEREAFTERDomald Tromp Jr. is a man torn between two worlds. Born to a human mother and a father made of shrieking Void crabs and tentacles wearing a loosely fitting skin suit, Domald Jr. is constantly battling with his inner demons, and after a failed attempt at pledging himself to the light side, he soon finds himself turning to the endless cosmic darkness of The Void. Eventually, Domald Jr. dives in completely, arranging a nefarious meeting between himself and the Russian government in hopes of digging up some dirt on his father's political opposition.Now the election is over and Domald Jr. has found himself as the nation's first son, but the handsome manifestation of his politically corrupt meetings and the subsequent cover up is tracking him down. Soon, Domald Jr. finds himself face to face with the sentient living evidence of his unethical encounter, culminating in a hardcore anal encounter of their own that could change politics forever!POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE FACT THAT IT TOOK LESS TIME FOR THIS BOOK TO BE WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED THAN THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF TONY SCARYMOOCHY'S TERM AS WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTORWhen self-proclaimed alpha bad ass, Tony Scarymoochy (also know as The Tooch), lands a coveted spot as the new White House Communications Director, he doesn't think life could get any better, but after ten days on the job The Tooch is beginning to question everything.Soon enough, the living manifestation of that fact that it took less time for this book to be written and published than the entire length of Tony's term as White House Communications Director shows up to fire him, sending The Tooch on a journey of meta self-discovery that culminates in a hardcore encounter with his own short lived political employment... including some much needed oral self love.MY BUTT IS COMFORTED BY THE REALIZATION THAT I'M OKAY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHTChurn has had enough of the modern world and the anxieties that come with it. Overwhelmed by his fear of a collapsing economy, disintegrating environment, and rampant political corruption, Churn has decided to leave it all behind and live on a desolate island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.It sounds like a good plan at first, but on his way to the island, Churn has a strange encounter with the living manifestation of the realization that he's okay and everything will be alright, named Kortin. Soon enough, Kortin and Churn are arguing their cases, but it's only when Churn submits to Kortin's optimism that he truly feels comfortable again.Now Churn and this sentient living concept are taking things to the next level in a hardcore encounter that will make everything alright.