Choose Joy Asshole

This adult sweary coloring book was created with love, and a little bit of sass. I am excited to be able to bring it to life and can attest that I poured my heart and soul into creating every detail of these illustrations.

This coloring book features complex, intricately detailed line drawings and fun hand drawn lettering with snarky phrases specifically chosen to give you a chuckle, making you gasp or even better, visualizing a personal acquaintance to go with each page!
See yourself sitting around a table with a small group of your favorite friends while unwinding from the troubles of the day, exposing your inner raging bitch in the comfort of your own home to those who will love you anyway and completely understand! So, buy several copies, sharpen your best pencil crayons, chill the wine or brew some tea and get ready to laugh your asses off! Alternately, if you really need time to detoxify and meditate, Coloring in this book alone, with a glass of wine and a piece of delicious, dark chocolate is also great therapy for your nasty, inner smart ass!
I hope that coloring in this book will help calm you the fuck down, slap that fake smile and semi-calm demeanor back on your face for those moments when it really matters, leaving you feeling calm & collected, ready to face the next asshole at any given moment!
PLEASE NOTE: NOT intended FOR CHILDREN: This coloring book is for adults has been created solely with adult humor in mind. It contains offensive language and insulting phrases for those who like to laugh and appreciate coloring humorous, offensive sentiments as a way of blowing off steam.
Product Details: 30 hilarious & unique hand drawn illustrationsBright white single-sided pagesLarge format 8.5" wide x 11" tall pagesElegant matte finish coverCrisp, high resolution, clear lines 30 Sassy Insults & comebacks Provides hours of stress relief and Anger management!