Carpenters Joke Book

If you're looking for carpenter jokes and funny carpentry jokes you've certainly come to the right place. You won't be board with these carpenters jokes. Leaf your phone alone for a while and enjoy these plane and simple carpentry puns and gags, there's simply no need for a splinter group for these carpenter puns and gags. Some of them are old, and some of them are new, and while we don't want to hammer the point too much, we think these carpenter jokes will hit the nail on the head. Sample gags include: -
I saw an argument between a carpenter and a hairdresser today. They were going at it hammer and tongs.
The first chippie screwed up the job, but the second one really nailed it.
Who was the first carpenter? Eve - She made Adam's banana stand.
Did you hear the miracle about the blind chippie? He picked up his hammer and saw This book contains many, many puns, gags and stories to make you laugh out loud. This is a bumper collection of the very best carpenter jokes, and will be a fun book to buy for yourself, and it will also make a great gift for a carpenter, so buy it now.