Bucolia

Color your way to Bucolia! Bucolia: a nearaway place over the river and into the hills where... -Cattle cowspire to wage cowrilla warfare against unwitting humans -Potlucks and fence posts replace CNN -Scotch and Merlot are as essential to good gardening as fertilizer and water -There be witches, wolves, and wild winged wonders -Truncated gerunds dominate the dialect -Mystifying, monstrous machines rule the roads -Cats and dragonflies become spiritual oracles -Frayed and unraveled lives are rewoven And... -You must drag your home over a mountain logging road just to get there Bring your crayons, markers, and coloring pencils; drop on by, pick up some farm-fresh flowers, eggs and zucchini-just leave your money in the pickle jar.