America

"When I think of America, I think of a beautiful land, as diverse as the people within it... This land is full of stunning natural beauties, breathtaking cities, and women who have to wash their hair that evening, but it was nice of me to ask." -David Kappele, from the introduction In this collection of comic poems, The World's Worst Professional Poet shares his insight and insanity on what makes America great. With more than 50 never-before-seen poems, as well as favorites from thedailytravesty.com, this collection is not to be missed.