A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Meet God

A bizarre occurrence happens to Simon, a curious character you're about to meet. He receives an invitation from God that shimmers, as if lit by the ink itself. Mystified, he puts on his best suit and hurries off to be on time to meet God. But a Funny thing happens on his way to meet God: reluctantly and unexpectedly, he is repeatedly held up. When he finally breaks free, Simon is hysterical. Who in their right mind would stand God up? Panic stricken, he frantically searches for God at their appointed meeting place. To his dismay, he cannot find God anywhere! But, in a surprising twist, Simon learns something truly astounding.