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There's a very good chance you don't know what I'm talking about when I use the word Misophonia. There's also a very good chance that if you do know what Misophonia is, you're probably dealing with it on a day-to-day basis. Some of you might have spent your entire life in a constant fight or flight stance, raging against loud chewers, pen clickers, heavy breathers, and other annoying sounds. Well, you're hardly alone.

It's so easy to say that the 1980s were awesome. But were they really? Here's a case-by-case study on whether or not the decade of the 1980s was an awesome one or an awful one. Or maybe it was a healthy dose of both? Let's get nostalgic and dive back into the colorful and blissfully ignorant 1980s.

Oh Yeah! This edition of Animals Doing Human Things is going to be FIRE! Every great work of medieval fiction has a dragon story in it. Well, guess what? There's a whole dragon existence out there somewhere in the multiverse. So get ready to bring these images of day-to-day Dragon life TO LIFE! RAWR!

Gene Karnes is about to go crow hunting with his friend Roger. Little does he know that this trip might be his last.In this novella, George Kosana (Sheriff McClelland in Night of the Living Dead) takes us on a frightening tale of mental illness, friendship, and trust set against the backdrop of a hunting trip gone horribly bad. Can two lifelong buddies maintain their friendship and stay alive long enough to find their way back home as the hours tick by, the mental illness grows worse, and the precious little gasoline in their car begins to run out?

After spending most of his 20s in a drug and alcohol fueled daze, a young man finally hits rock bottom. Having used up his friends and their good graces, he ends up squatting in an abandoned house. Forcibly sobering he begins to realize that he is not alone in this abandoned house. Left with one last friend and a mountain of regrets, he must decide if this presence is a guilty conscience, or a malicious hunter.

Daring... Dueling... Disturbing... DamningWANTED: Bizarro writers to provide their take on "How the West was Weird."Nine outlaw writers rode into town from obscurity to pen nine tantalizing tales of horror and fantasy, and leaving once they branded their own personal marks on the weird western genre and became living legends of the American Frontier experience. Like drunken Indian scouts, the writers fervidly tracked down and captured the Western genre, tore off its fashionable veneer and ravished its exposed essence. So belly up to the bar with your favorite soiled dove and enjoy perusing these thrilling tales of Old West debauchery, danger and desire; compiled by the publisher of The Big Book of Bizarro and featuring the bizarro novella Big Trouble in Little Ass by Wol-vriey.Stories include: Demoneye by David J. Fairhead - A vengeful loner finds the courage to battle evil, but only after a few stiff drinks.The Undesirable by Jessie J. Saxon - When a series of unsolved murders occurs, a small town sheriff discovers that he can't just abandon his duty and run away from his problems.The Tailsman by Gary Lee Vincent - A ladies' man uses his unique charms to tame a wild beast and become a living legend.The Man With Too Many Names by Kelly R. Martin - The more sinners that a holy man eliminates, the more heathens he seems to attract. Just Enough Rope by Nelson W. Pyles - A bounty hunter must decide between claiming his bounty or hanging up his holster on the bed post of a bountiful beauty.The Whore in the Mirror by Kimberly Bennett- A man tracks down his missing brother, straight into the deceitful arms of a narcissistic ne'er-do-well.Succubi Sundown by Scott Emerson - An injured and delirious gunslinger finds comfort, peace and faith at a strange desert oasis.A Town Called Rupture by Rich Bottles Jr. - Twin philanthropists try to bring together a town divided by greed and hate.Big Trouble in Little Ass by Wol-vriey - A hired assassin realizes that desperate times call for desperate measures and that only the love of a beautiful woman can save him.WARNING: These adult western tales are intended for... ahem... 'mature' audiences.

A whole history of madness and struggle lie ahead for the disfigured children of Adam in this collection of nine tales from J.S. Lawhead.Stories include: The Whale Story - Well-intentioned, apocalyptic adventurer Meteo Xavier seeks the rare Blue Whale and ends up fighting for his life in a litigious, courtroom battle that threatens to annihilate the human condition as we know it.On a Sunday Afternoon, This Happened - A crack-addicted, alcoholic, pothead on the rag tries to rob two banks on Sunday and defies the gods, the universe, the laws of nature regarding drug use and teleportation, a rival crook, and a large guardian sphincter on his quest to repay a drug debt to a holiday icon.Aurora Terminus - A horrible tragedy marks the symbolic end of the British Empire for two aristocratic men (animals, actually) as their friend is betrayed and murdered by Lady Britannia herself; forcing the two to take revenge for whats left of their country's dignity and the pride of being British. (Inspired by Genesis' Selling England By the Pound)The Wisdom of My Father - A first person memoir of the narrator's father and the usual father-son adventures through life that all of us go through - like getting gang-raped in Atlanta, building a guitar out of a fish, taking the heat for a Mexican drug deal gone bad and exploding your bowels on live TV.The White Screamer (Three Incidents) - Across the generations in Tennessee, an unfathomable evil grows stronger as it absorbs innocent men and women in an eternal, soulthirsty mission to cleanse the lands and history from the white man's influence.The Book of the Three Little Pigs (Bible Version) - Exactly what it says it is.HOPEBLISS - A two-headed boy meets a woman with no head (and unprovoked antagonism against Jesus for some reason) and offers to exchange heads with her so she can go about her life, but the results become disastrous and incomprehensible.Ouroborus - A bizarre, ancient phenomenon grips the mountains of Tennessee and slowly wraps two students from a secluded academy into a spiraling conspiracy to keep the world hidden from God's influence and lock the human condition into a cold world of icy logic.The Feast of 1000 Famines - Meteo Xavier returns to bookend the book for a date, a charity event and an assassination/vengeance plot all gone horribly wrong. Book ends on a relatively positive note, readers are satisfied, they recommend it to their friends, and life continues on as it should until the sun swallows the planet whole and everything we have lived and died for vanishes in a layer of chromosphere.

SUCH A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL . . .SUCH A COLD, CRUEL KNIFE . . .Tiffany Blake was a beautiful long-limbed dancer with a glorious future and the backing of a rich benefactor. Then a monstrous accident severed her leg at the hip.And now her fellow dancers are disappearing without a trace. One by one they fall victim to a dark and deadly pattern of evil - caught by the bloody, brutal logic that would have them pay with their lovely bodies for the cruel fate of another . . . victims of the sadistic madman whose flashing knife will make them writhe a gruesome new dance.

Los campesinos de hoy en su mayoría no conocen su historia, no saben de quienes descienden, porque los españoles los degradaron a la escala animal y por eso actualmente inclusive tienen verguenza de hablar su lengua quechua. Entonces se revelaron y lograron su libertad después de cinco siglos de despiadada explotación. Este libro desarrolla una history cruda y sincera de los Inkas y sus descendientes.- Periodo histórico de los Inkas - Todos los habitantes del Tawantinsuyu tenian una vida llena de opoluencia y felicidad donde "nadie era rico ni pobre."- Periodo colonial de los Inkas - Los invasores españoles los sometieron a la esclavitud y les hacieron explotar las minas de oro y plata y se llevaron a España, en este periodo la historia dice que en las Minas de Potosí llamado "Sumaq Urqu" murieron 8 millones de indígenas. La palabra indígena es menosprecio, este periodo de los indígenas era muy triste, ni siquiera tenían comida necesaria, por eso los mismos españoles hacían cultivar la coca y pijchando esta coca sobreviven durante la esclavitud, porque la coca tiene muchas vitaminas.- Cronistas y escritores Indoamericanos - Este libro es el producto de la Recopilación de los libros de esos autores que han sufrido en carne propia la despiada explotación.- Periodo de la Independencia - Bolivia se independiza el 6 de agosto de 1825 y en la lucha toman parte los indígenas, pero no consiguen su libertad porque los descendientes de los españoles o sea los mestizos que se quedaron en los países coloniales, los explotaron a los indígenas peor que los invasores españoles.- Reivindicación campesina en Bolivia - Por fin en Bolivia surge una profunda revolución el 9 de abril de 1952 y dictan decretos como la Reforma Agraria por la que devuelve la tierra vuelve a los campesinos, la Nacionalización de la Minas que estaban en manos ajenas y la riqueza minera vuelve a manos del país, el Voto Universal, por la que se reconoce su derecho de los campesinos su ciudadanía y su derecho al voto. En este periodo el término "indio" que significaba, bestia estúpida cambia a la palabra "campesino o campesina."

"This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be."--Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and bloggerWelcome to the strange place: A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre. Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place. Stories include: The OriginalPenisthumbLove + Lust in BrazilTeething TroublesJackie Chan AngelEars are for HearingEvil Beef FactoryAngie Stone's RevivalLesbian in my PocketVoidCan't See For The RainIdentiaThe Morning AfterAhmed Apple Attacks America!The Grass A Day at the RacistsBehind Every Successful WomanOkay! Okay!!For Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)Ring RingShrink MeGood MedicineLiquid HusbandThe East Side of the House In Reverso Entertaining SpiderNumber One Señor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)Die, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!Soft Silky SkinVeniceGod's Refrigerator2012: The Alien EggRetro Race Relations RumbleThe Lionesses and The HyenaThe Secret Life of DrawersThe Devil in Utopia

Boston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller! Why are the white robots trying to kill Malone? In 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry dragons and dinosaurs. In Boston, Massachusetts, private eye Bud Malone is hired to rescue a kidnapped heiress. But nothing is as it seems. Malone works to unravel a tangled web involving Boston Chinatown, a 200-year-old woman with a 9-year-old body, white humanoid robots, a human-liver-eating psychopath, a golem, a porcelain dragon, and a snake goddess with a crush on him. There's also a woman obsessed with chicken sex. Then Malone meets Posh Lane, a gorgeous call girl who's desperate to quit her pimp. Romantic sparks ignite between Posh and Malone, but Posh's past suddenly catches up with her in a BIG way. To save Posh, Malone agrees to run a quest for Earth's new rulers, the Forks. The quest: recover ex US president Jefferson Lincoln's liver for them. Malone has no idea that agreeing to the Fork's odd request will send him on the weirdest trip he's ever been on in his life. Boston Posh. A total mindf*ck. Reality like you've never dared imagine it! PUBLISHER'S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING: This isn't well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you've been warned.

SPIRITED FROM THE DARK JUNGLES OF AFRICA TO A PLACE IN THE AMERICAN DESERT . . .The evil soul of a witch doctor lives on in the body of Simon, the great jungle beast who leads his human followers - the Panther People - in their orgies of lust and blood.Now the innocent Martin family, George, Peg, and their beautiful daughter Jenny, on vacation, will stumble upon this gruesome cult - trapped in a desert nightmare of terror and death - waiting.In the quiet wasteland the sound of their own pulse will be all they can hear.But somewhere in the dark night, outside their lonely hotel room, there is something breathing.For once Simon has your scent - he will not stop Until he tastes your warm, fresh blood ... BLACK CAT

"When the box was opened, there was only one living person to feed on." Legion's eyes grew crimson red with a chaotic glow, "It didn't even come close to quenching my thirst."Deep within the coal mines of Melas, something sinister is just dying to get out!In the heart-stopping sequel to the award-winning Darkened Hills, Jonathan and William must return to West Virginia to face possible criminal charges stemming from their last visit to the damned town of Melas, where both had narrowly escaped the clutches of a vampire seethe.And as livestock start mysteriously getting murdered with all of their blood drained, worried farmers are searching for answers - leaving the local Sheriff and his deputy racing against time to learn the cause before a more violent crime is committed.Meanwhile, a nearby mining accident traps a group of coal miners, forcing a perilous escape through the abandoned Runners Ridge mine. As the trapped miners soon discover, the dead don't always stay dead and the horrors that are unleashed is just the beginning of the terror about to fall on the rural community nested within the Darkened Hollows!This is Book II of DARKENED: The West Virginia Vampire Series by Gary Lee Vincent.

From legendary horror and suspense writer JOHN RUSSO comes a harrowing tale where no one is safe!Dealey Plaza is one of the most notorious places in America, and when youthful conspiracy buffs go there in1964 to stage their own reenactment of the Kennedy Assassination, four of them are brutally murdered -- the first victims of a hate-filled legacy that continues for four more decades.The survivors of that long-ago Dallas trip, each of them now icons of the American way of life, are about to be honored -- or killed.Who will live and who will die? Will it be country-western star Lori McCoy? Her loving husband? Her scheming ex-husband? Or the case-hardened FBI agent and longtime friend who risks his life trying to protect them?This is JOHN RUSSO at his best!From the Prologue: Dealey Plaza is one of the most notorious places in America, and in the spring of 1964 I went there with some college pals, conspiracy buffs, who wanted me to help them film their own version of the Kennedy Assassination.On the way home, four of them were murdered and their footage went up in flames.It was the first link in a chain of violent death that spanned four decades and caused me to abandon all my youthful hopes and dreams.As the years went by, some of us who had survived that trip became rich, some became famous or notorious, and some of us were entangled in tricky or dangerous situations that life had thrown our way.Now we were gathered together for Homecoming Weekend 2000 at Belmont University.But a killer was waiting for us.And he was nursing a deadly grudge that had its roots in the trip to Dallas we had embarked on long ago when we were young, adventurous and innocent.

"Fairhead writes with warmth and candor about his characters' lives, but these stories are also creepy as hell. David J. Fairhead will terrify you." -Thomas Sweterlitsch, "Tomorrow and Tomorrow"From David J. Fairhead, author of the FALL OF TOMORROW, comes DWELLING IN THE DARK- A soulful anthology of creeping terror to keep you up in the small hours with horror set in the past, present and future. Overlapping bits of puzzle fitting each other, before and after The Fall of Tomorrow.A place where three children facing a monstrous foe can only pray that their bloody summer would just come to an end.Go back to the 1960's- THE COMMUNE where overindulging hippies use a mage's diary to control the end of the world, only to see first-hand that their drug induced visions have horrific ramifications.Where a young boy's visit to a haunted house becomes a lesson in RESIDUAL morality. The story, DEEPER- plunges two brothers into a sinkhole only to find they were being hunted by an insidious creature from its depths. Visit the old west as hero Dekker Collins battles evil gunslingers in DEMONEYE.An island hiding in America's backyard houses vile humans being controlled by horrific scientific experiments where the everyday monotony of pharmaceuticals introduces us to an evil future. How did love and friendship harvest an ancient evil that now resides in a cave only promising hideous death for those who enter? In WORLDS APART- a witch passes judgment, controlling the land as a vengeful succubus who now decides the fate of two embattled clans of farmers. DWELLING IN THE DARK - Eleven stories that hide in your closet, under your bed and stay entrenched in your mind, presented by recurring antagonists that weave bloody trails and tell the tales of these character driven stories.

"The Blazing Saddles of sex satires!" - Georgina Spelvin"Very good and very funny!" - Theron Raines Literary AgencyWith NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, John Russo helped blaze a path in horror that has never been equaled. In this hilarious erotic novel, he blazes a path through the wild, zany Sex Revolution of the 1970s.Sweet, innocent Cherry Jankowski works for Joyful Novelties, where she tests sex toys ranging from the ridiculous to the sublime. But she can't find love or peace of mind and her efforts are hampered by a Peeping Tom, an exhibitionist, a cross-dressing boyfriend, a quack psychiatrist, and even her own product-testing partner, Marcello Fettucini, who can't get it up anymore and is scared of loosing his job!

He's a good puppet, he does what they say, but he's programmed for terror, and someone will pay!From legendary horror writer John A. Russo comes The Academy. It's every parent's dream, turning their little darlings into geniuses, super-achievers, perfect little children.And if there's a problem, the Academy fixes that, too. It's a simple operation. Just a little device. Then a teeny pink scar on a tender little skull...One boy knows the secret. Now he wants his mind back. But it's much, much too late. Too late for anything but the ugly feelings. The bad feelings. The messy sexy feelings. The knife-cold hatred, the murderous rage, for total screaming, blood-drenching revenge...Get ready to enroll in THE ACADEMY.Publisher's note: this is an updated and enhanced edition of the John Russo's 1985 book DAY CARE.

Beginning with the horror classic Night of the Living Dead and continuing with cult hits such as Midnight, Heartstopper, The Majorettes and Return of the Living Dead, legendary writer/producer/director John Russo has over twenty movies and novels in worldwide distribution.His movie making books are known as bibles of the industry. In these pages he will teach you how to become a true professional in the tough, exciting world of entertainment!

What is THE FILING CABINET OF DOOM?It's a surreal comedy set in a black and white world where people communicate via speech bubbles and no sound exists. During a visit by a traveling carnival a psychic informs a village that the world will end soon. Three people make their way to the Head Office of the Council - a distant and dangerous place - to find out what's going on while the psychic stays behind to face the wrath of the villagers.In addition to the novella bearing the collection's title, this book is JAM PACKED with sixteen BONUS short stories of the bizarre for your perusal, including: Amongst the Dust and the MiceCare For a Dance?Dimension LakeFeathers and FameGirl in the PictureI Can See YouInvite Ghosts and Earn PoundsMy Own Real DollOne Phone Call AwaySon, I'm Afraid I'm a ZombieThe Annual Essex Medical ConventionThe Blue SeashellThe Marzipan King is a DickThe Problem RockTime Tastic ToursWe Interrupt With This Message

From the warped mind of author Andy Rausch comes Death Rattles, a unique collection of sixteen chilling short stories. These macabre tales cover all the bases of classic horror, from ghosts and zombies to demonic possession, but each are handled in such a way as they've never been before. Aficionados of the genre won't want to miss this one-of-a-kind collection of horrifically twisted tales. "Andy Rausch grew up reading Stephen King and watching great stuff like Twilight Zone, Carrie, and Alfred Hitchcock Presents, from the time he was ten-years-old. He took inspiration from all of it, but his writing has its own powerful uniqueness. His tough, muscular, hard-hitting prose is married to thought-provoking concepts that make you question your own opinions, your own moral stance, your own preconceptions of right and wrong. Don't miss Death Rattles! It will rattle your brain and tingle your spine!"-John Russo, author, Night of the Living Dead"The classic horror short story not only lives and breathes. In the imaginative brain of Andy Rausch, it's totally reanimated. Want proof? Sample, from this brain-busting collection, 'The $10,000 John Wayne Magnum Opus.' But not just before you go to sleep, unless you want to risk nightmares."-Herschell Gordon Lewis, author, Blood Feast"I believe that Death Rattles by Andy Rausch contains the absolute best short stories of the year!"-Lloyd Kaufman, author, The Toxic Avenger

From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes...VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can't remember pulling it off. And no, this isn't your standard case of amnesia.After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand. Then his day gets worse: Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he's the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago. He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he's living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything. Because once he does . . .But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else's life. Or is it?Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!

Melas and the Madison House are about to be rebuilt. True evil is about to be reborn!The supernatural events played out at the end of Darkened Waters affected those who survived in unexpected and tragic ways that no one could have predicted.Young ex-priest and vampire-killer William is drawn back to the West Virginian town that almost killed him, where his vampire arch-enemy Victor Rothenstein still stalks the earth.The town of Melas lies destroyed after the battle of the End of Days. But why is wealthy Jackie Nixon so eager to rebuild it using the bone dust of murdered souls?Terrible evil has visited before, but the Gateway to Hell is about to be reopened in a horrific climax. And this time - it's personal.This is Book IV of Darkened: The West Virginia Vampire Series by Gary Lee Vincent.Please be advised that this book contains language intended for an adult audience.

VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: In the post-apocalypse worlderness, zombies rule the earth. They're allergic to meat, and brains literally make them explode.Zombies now eat blood potatoes, parasitic tubers grown in the flesh of humancows corralled in maximum security farms.The necros, barbaric human nomads travelling the worlderness in floating villages, worship the zombies. The necros both eat the zombies, and wear clothes made from them; they live in houses built of bricks of undead flesh.They also keep zombies as sex slaves.Two fugitives meet in the ancient ruins of Texas. The first is Soil 15-f, a womancow who's escaped her farm a week before she's due to be killed and her blood potato crop harvested. The second fugitive is Able Kane, former head necros food technician, now sentenced to death for heresy.But Soil is no ordinary humancow. Unknown to herself, she's the vegan zombie agricultural revolution, and the zombies desperately want her back.And the necros equally desperately want Able Kane dead. He's fled with a forbidden discovery which will reshape the world for the worse if used.And Able is just hardheaded/misguided enough to use it.With android zombinators and the head necros assassin (Able's ex-girlfriend Morphia) after them, Soil and Able Kane have no choice but to climb the lemon tree to Haeven, residence of the zombie god Necro. And by anyone's reckoning, Soil and Able Kane are the two people in the worlderness who should never have been let into Heaven.Back cover description: Fear not mankind, the omniscient God Necro proclaims that your tasty brains will be safe from the ravenous undead during the impending zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately for most of you, however, the enlightened zombie hoard plans to herd you like cattle on their potato plantations and use your fertile bodies to grow their specialized blood veggies.Only by prostrating yourself before the Great Necro can you join forces with other faithful necros and defend humanity from the ever encroaching zombie invasion. But it won't be easy, especially if you've just escaped from the vegfarm - and you already have the cattle brand on your forehead and the telltale potato vines sprouting from your body. Bounty-hunting zombinators, flying cleaver-laden helicopters and cockrockets, will soon be hot on your trail as you race toward the Promised Land and the sanctuary that is known as the Republic of Texas.Not only is "Vegan Zombie Apocalypse" one of the most bizarre stories ever conceived, but its universal appeal should extend far beyond its bizarro fan base. Enthusiasts of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror, and especially zombie fiction lovers, should relish this book, even though it ventures into the dark realm of the extraordinarily grotesque at times... many times actually.

When the world goes to hell, the chosen must arise!As Talman Cane orchestrates a flood of epic proportions in this third installment of the Darkened series the towns of Melas and Tarklin are caught completely off guard by the deluge.Hell-bent on finishing what they started, the evil brothers return to the lunatic asylum to take care of the witnesses and add to the ever-growing army of the undead.Aided by Lucifer himself and the insane vampire demon Legion, the stage is set to channel all of the forces of hell to come forth through the obelisk.In an all-out race to survive, Jonathan, William, and Amanda soon discover they are up against impossible odds as Lucifer opens the Gateway to Hell, ushering in the zombie apocalypse and the End Times. Find out who will survive this cosmic battle of the ages in Darkened Waters!This is Book III of Darkened: The West Virginia Vampire Series by Gary Lee Vincent.Please be advised that this book contains language intended for an adult audience.

Rachel Risk is a professional thief with super-strong hair that can stretch like tentacles to manipulate objects.Ashley Status has both a digitally augmented brain, and 'muscle-purses' in her arms and legs in which she stores inflatable objects-cars, guns, rocket launchers, etc .When Raye is framed as the fall girl in a jewel robbery, the pair flee Chicago's vengeful robot gangsters and take refuge in the Hotel Bizarre, where the gorgeous 'vagina singer, ' Femina, is performing for a week.But the Hotel Bizarre is even stranger than its name suggests, and very soon Raye and Ash are involved in an deadly adventure, a struggle for survival the likes of which they'd never imagined possible-with loads of deviant sex, drugs, music, and violence at every turn.And just what is the old woman in the skin desert really doing with all those cats glued to her walls?Vagina Mundi-a Bizarro Hymn in praise of WOMAN!

"I can guarantee you. Read this book and you'll never look at Elvis the same way again!" -- Douglas Brode, author of Elvis Cinema and Popular Culture. In 1970, singer Elvis Presley secretly met with President Richard Nixon. This new comedic novel imagines that Presley became a Central Intelligence Agency operative, eventually moving up through the ranks to become a skilled assassin. Presented in an oral history fashion, the book tells us about Presley's secret transformation by the people who knew him best. Did he fake his death in 1977? Was Presley involved with the Watergate scandal? The Iran hostage crisis? Communicating with aliens? Read this book to find out the answers to these and many more questions.

Beneath the shimmering Miami sun sprawls one of the Mafia's biggest empires, a glittering world of lavish beachfront mansions, neon-painted nightclubs, beautiful women, expensive cars-and absolute control over the state's billion-dollar drug trade. But, one by one, its ganglords and henchmen are falling prey to a new rival. His powers are fueled by monstrous ancient rituals; his hellish undead legions slaughter mobsters and innocent citizens alike, his unholy lust for power is virtually unstoppable.Now a burned-out ex-detective and a brilliant anthropologist must enter a gruesome, nightmare world to fight this master of malevolence and illusion. Their time is short, their weaponsfew, and they face an ultimate, terrifying choice - annihilation or the loss of their souls to the eternal torment of those who never die. . .

Enter a world where your best friend, your neighbor, your mother or father, just aren't the same people you knew.But THEY aren't the real enemy...Detour To ArmageddonJoin groups of survivors as they make their way across this once-great nation that has been devastated by a man-made plague, created by corporate greed, and fed by self-serving men who are hungry for power and control.Who will survive?Will they WANT to?

Ruled by a committee of Hags, and fueled by toothless rivalries, Black County lurks just far enough out of the way to be completely unnoticed by the rest of civilization. Its inhabitants have been mentally warped for generations and the land itself seems to have the power to drive anyone unlucky enough to visit into ridiculous hillbilly madness.When a construction Company needs to bury a pipeline through its ludicrous hills and valleys, a twisted charm goes to work and every aspect of already bizarre Black County life takes a gory turn for the hysterical. Take a preposterous trip along with its citizens, both native and new, through escapades such as the Hag parade, the grand opening of Madame Skunk's House of Ill Repute, the demolition derby riot and the rabid, zombie clown apocalypse.

Boston Corpse: A Bud Malone Thriller!MAGIC CAN BE MURDER!!! Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling her vendetta against casino owner Sookie Ling. And suddenly, Bud Malone, PI, has the case of his life to resolve. When Boston's robot police force are baffled by a mind transfer case, they come to Malone for help. The one person who can likely help Malone out here is the witch Soledad Bathory. But Soledad seems to know a lot more than she's telling him. It's a case not made easier when Malone meets Soledad's beautiful cousin, Josephine 'Slave' Bailey. Slave has her own plans for Malone, most of which involve teaching him BDSM and making him her new Master. Oh, and Rick Rogers owes Sookie Ling a whole lot of money, a gambling debt that's going to be literally Hell to pay! Boston Corpse--Not your average detective novel! PUBLISHER'S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING: This isn't well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you've been warned.This is Book #2 in the Bud Malone Series. Book #1 is Boston Posh.