Bøger af Russ Crossley

In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind. Join fast food junkie, Jalapeno Popover, and booze-hound Bud Wiser, as their two cultures clash in a titanic meeting of two inter-galactic species so different it's just plain goofy. Attack of the Lushites tells the harrowing story of mail clerk, Jal Popover who, at risk of losing his fat-and-sassy job forever, must deliver the first mail received in six hundred years. It must be bad news. The Lushites are coming! The Lushites are coming! What should we do? Where should we hide? Aw, screw it. Let's have lunch...

For generations bad luck curses Saxony Edward's family. She hides in her eccentric parent's antique shop dreaming of her happily-ever-after. When dot.com millionaire Bryce Kelly stumbles into the shop, her life, and her heart, her luck may have finally changed. But...she learns he's engaged and totally unavailable. Saxony's heart breaks. The curse strikes again. A series of comic accidents and hilarious misadventures force them closer than friends. Should friends become lovers? A new romantic comedy with a twist of magic.

Tales of alternate worlds where steam and alchemy mix during a race between empires, journey to a far off world on the other side of the galaxy where an ancient desperate struggle between good and evil is being fought. A story concerning a boy who has his own guardian angel. A story where you will discover a secret world hidden beneath our own where being odd is a virtue, and journey across the galaxy where an artificial intelligence decides the future of the human race. Included in this volume is a new story about paranormal investigator, Amanda Dark, and her continuing investigations into the dark corners of death where others fear to tread in the chilling tale, Moonrise Diner. Check out this volume of extraordinary tales of mystery and the paranormal, these Unexpected Journey's

In this second book in the Trudy Wilson mystery series a politcally charged murder in Canada thrusts hairdresser, Trudy Wilson into the middle of a web of conspiracy that threatens to send her friend, biker Bruce Carstairs, to prison forever. Loyalty drives her to rush to his side to discover the truth and the identity of the real murderer. But loyalty can be deadly...bad loyalty can be worse.

Five tales of the quirky detective team, Razor and Edge, brought together in one volume for the first time. Murder comes in many forms, but these two law school drop outs solve the crimes so you don't have to. Written in the style of the Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin mysteries Razor and Edge are the new detective team for the 21st century. The five tales represented here are: Mirror Image The Parrot of Doom String of Pearls The Kidnapping of Billy Buttons Death by Clown Russ Crossley writes science fiction under his own name, paranormal romantic comedies as R.G. Hart, and mystery as R.G. Crossley. Other Razor and Edge mysteries can be found on Smashwords, Amazon, and other e-retail sites. Several of his short stories have appeared in anthologies from Pocket Books and St Martins Press. His romance novels, Bachelorette Zombie Edition, and Antique Virgin, written under the name R.G. Hart, are published by Sapphire Blue Publishing. His science fiction satire, Attack of the Lushites was recently published on Amazon in both ebook and print form. It is also available as an ebook at other e-retail sites.

The sixth book in the exciting adventures of Blaster Squad! When the Alliance President and Grand Admiral of the fleet are killed in a deadly attack on Alliance headquarters Nick and Blaster Squad are sent on a suicidal mission to stop the Master from gaining control of Albanel, a planet in the Gateway system, far from Alliance space. Albanel's mines provide the principal source of plasma ore to drive the Alliance fleet. if it is lost to the Master the Alliance will fall. Once at their destination they discover an unexpected rival from Nick's past is helping the Master to overthrow the galaxy and throwing civilization into a new dark age ruled by terror and fear.Nick Justice and Blaster Squad are determined to thwart their evil plans and save the critical plasma ore form falling in the Master's hands or die trying..

In this collection are five stories of mystery and suspense. Detectives, both private and police, solving crimes. Love, corruption, and greed abound in mystery fiction. Included are stories that demonstrate how these volatile aspects of the human psyche fight to make us stray onto the dark side of our nature and too often bring out the worst aspects of otherwise good people.

In this exciting prequel to Bad Loyalty we first meet hairdresser, Trudy Wilson. Trapped in a marriage to a drunk for a husband she faces a failing business and a dead woman, Sharon Carstairs, she's suspected of murdering To clear herself and find the real murderer Trudy joins forces with Sharon's biker brother, Bruce. Join them on a terrifying ride to a highway of fear, murder and conspiracy to discover the terrible truth. A truth they both fear.

This book collects the first five parts of the serial novel Round Up At The Burger bar: The Legend of Trixie Pug. These stories are set in the year 3003. By the year 3333 1/3 massive fast food corporations control the galaxy. Trixie is destined to become the galaxy's 2nd most powerful CEO for a fast food franchise called Heavenly Sky Burger. These stories reveal the early adventures of Trixie and her friend Cherry Bomb thirty years before she becomes a CEO. In these stories you will discover how Trixie became the hungry woman she eventually becomes. The story is satire and meant to be a funny satirical take on our possible future, and like any good SF, answers questions; What if fast food corporations controlled the galaxy and the future? What problems would occur? And how would we overcome these problems? I truly hope you read this story in the light it was meant and enjoy the ride and laugh at the absurdities that occur sometimes when you ask these questions. To read more about Trixie check out the short story, Big Business and the novel Attack of the Lushites.

In this fourth Blaster Squad mission in the 42nd century a horrifying civil war rages when it's discovered someone is supplying the primitive world Feros III with advanced weapons. Nick Justice and his intrepid mercenary squad Gears, Bones, Siren and the Kid are assigned to a covert mission to discover who is behind the supply of the powerful, death dealing weapons. Blaster Squad infiltrates the planet only to discover a mysterious figure known only as the Master is behind not only the weapons, but also the threat extends to the stability of the galaxy itself. In a race against time, with billions of lives are at stake, Nick and Blaster Squad must disrupt the Master's plans before all is lost. These fast paced high stakes adventures continue so join with Blaster Squad in this tale of adventure and pulse pounding action to save the galaxy for all human and alien kind.

In the year 4444 and a 1/4 the Lushites have returned. Piper Cleaner, First Assistant to the Assistant Surveillance Officer discovers a Lushite intergalactic vessel heading their way. Alarm bells ring throughout the galaxy! Have the Lushites returned to seek revenge? The Vice President of Galaxy Tobacco orders Piper and a team of the Order of the Gold Leaf Tobacco elite commandos, led by Major Virginia Slim, to destroy the Lushites thus saving smoking for all human and alien kind. Piper and Major Slim soon discover plots, counterplots, and general scheming using the sudden reappearance of the Lushite Alliance to mask another plot to overthrow the galaxy. Will they save the day or is it game over? Join Piper and Major Slim on a crazy, outrageous ride across the galaxy in the far future where addictions are rampant and conspiracies thrive. Is smoking bad for you? In the future who knows? This report confirms tobacco is a plant. Plants are good. Good is good. Therefore using this perfect logic as our guide smoking tobacco is good. - Excerpt from a speech by the President of Galaxy Tobacco after the Galactic Surgeon Admiral released a report concerning the health risks of smoking, circa 3939.

In this collection of stories you will discover magical swords with unfathomable power, ghosts, the future of crime, an alternate universe where the royalty of Europe's power never waned until the 21st century, and meet the children of fictions most iconic monster. These tales are diverse and weird, but each conveys a message of hope and/or warning that we humans are as diverse as the world we live in.

Join Russ Crossley on a journey to five worlds of urban fantasy together in one collection. Tales where people turn into frogs, a woman travels to an alternate reality, in a fairytale world a newspaper reporter is accused of murder, a young wizard competes on a TV reality show, and in the far future the last vampire becomes the prey. Welcome to adventures into the weird and the wonderful.

Robots locked in deadly civil war, explorers faced with impossible secrets, a continent-sized asteroid about to destroy the Earth...these are some of the stories in this volume of fantastic fiction. Welcome to the 21st century.

Five stories of fantasy and science fiction each an unexpected twist on reality. In this collection you will find tales of dragons, AI robots engaged in a secret war, a shipwrecked vampire, a man who fixes a UFO, and a writer of coffee table books who enters a fantasy world in search of the perfect cup. Tales to entertain, amuse, and make your pulse race.

Love expresses what it means to be human. In this anthology are the collected short stories of romance author, R.G. Hart. You will be introduced to Amanda Dark, a paranormal investigator, in two adventures, who helps tortured souls to cross over aided by the one true love she meets during her first case. And you will read an original Aloha Armstrong adventure, set in an alternate reality, where she races to stop a mad scientist before he takes over the world. Also included is a story about a secret agent who must climb the beanstalk to save the world with surprising and romantic results. Love comes in many flavors...and many colors.