Bøger af Rob Elliott

Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes likeKnock knock.Who's there?Ben.Ben who?Ben away for a while but I'm back nowThis new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.

This is a sequel to Rob Elliott's hit "Have I Got a Deal For You" which could be described as episodes, although there is a common thread connecting them.Rob Elliott has always seen his tank as half full. During his forty years in the motor industry he has travelled widely, working firstly with Volkswagen and later as a director of a Honda subsidiary. He has visited Japan more than one hundred times over twenty years.His insider account, focusing on the lighter side of the business is pure fiction? It is fast paced, humorous, and will have you smiling long after you have put the book down.The dysfunctional team, introduced in his first book continue the internal management struggle as the natural friction, which God has created between salespeople and accountants escalates. From the amorous escapades of the sales staff, to the constant complaints of the customers, you will find some of your worst suspicions about car dealerships confirmed-and recognise a few familiar characters! Well, maybe not the ghost.....

The quiet market town of Kings, situated north of London, is thrown into panic when a suspected serial killer strikes. Some members of the local chapter of the international organisation U3A* are targeted. Is there a killer in their midst, hiding in plain sight?* U3A [University of The Third Age] which has its' origins in France, encourages lifelong learning.Rob Elliott, a New Zealander, is a member and former President of his local chapter of U3A. He has travelled widely in his career in the Motor Industry. Since retirement he has published five novels and a memoir.

This 3-book paperback box set adds up to 400 pages of jokes to laugh over! A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.This is the first-ever box set from the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series, which has sold 5 million copies! If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than this set of three of Rob Elliott's most beloved joke books: Awesome Jokes, A+ Jokes, and Adventure Jokes. These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion.This set is perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."

The gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest collection of clean jokes you can find!All kids like to laugh, and The Complete Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids delivers! Combining four of his bestselling joke books for kids--plus a bonus 32 pages of doodles for kids to finish--Rob Elliott will have you doubled over for days. You'll get jokes likeQ: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?A: He just couldn't see himself doing it.Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?A: A jump rope.Knock knock.Who's there?Cook.Cook who?Are you as crazy as you sound?Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of wholesome hilarity will make you and those around you smile from ear to ear.

In this 2-in-1 hardcover collection, Rob Elliott combines two of his most popular joke collections to keep you ho-ho-ho-ing through the holidays and into all your other adventures. Great for sharing at Christmas or anytime!Jump into Rob Elliott's #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series with this hilarious hardcover combination of Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids.These festive jokes and adrenaline-pumping puns?now in a value-packed hardcover edition, perfect for gifts?will keep your family merry all year long.If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott's beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages. Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."The Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

Knock knock.Who's there?Scott.Scott who?There's Scott to be a better knock-knock joke than this one!Actually, there are tons of them, and you'll find them all in this book--along with scads of other jokes, puns, and riddles that will have you and your family laughing out loud for hours.Combining over four hundred of the best handpicked hilarity from three of Rob Elliott's bestselling joke books, this collection is the antidote to boring car rides, humdrum family dinners, and those times when you can't find anything to do (and don't appreciate your parents' suggestions about cleaning your room or taking out the trash).

Laugh all year long with this hilarious, highly illustration collection of jokes from the author of the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series.

Laugh out loud with this uproarious collection of the 1,0001 FUNNIEST jokes from the author of the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series.

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series now brings the giggles for baby's very first belly laughs with this beautifully illustrated, hilariously funny board book!Rob Elliott's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

Rob Elliott's #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series will have you laughing in no time with this hilarious collection of hundreds of never-before-collected knock-knock jokes!

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing giggles to a whole new age group! Lift more than a dozen flaps to reveal Valentine's Day-themed jokes and puns that are perfect for the whole family! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with kids.

Try not to laugh at this uproarious collection of all-new jokes from the author of the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series.

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing giggles to the whole family! Lift more than a dozen flaps to reveal Easter-themed jokes and puns! This funny lift-the-flap book is a great activity book for little ones, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat?A: A Tooth Ferry.Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for any child.

Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.

Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.

Fall in love with Rob Elliott's #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids as it gets more heartwarming than ever! A laugh-a-minute joke book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Q: What do bad guys give on February 14th?

Lift more than a dozen fun-shaped flaps to reveal jolly jokes and puns that keep your family merry all winter long! This bargain-priced paperback includes 13 Christmas jokes hand-selected for the youngest of comedians and illustrated in vibrant full color by Anna Chernyshova.

Lift more than a dozen flaps to reveal school-themed jokes and puns that will keep class clowns cackling all year long! This paperback book includes 13 back-to-school jokes specifically selected for the youngest of comedians and illustrated in full color by Mackenzie Haley.

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series reaches hilarious new heights with this collection of adventure-themed jokes, puns, and gut-busting gags.

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing giggles to a whole new age group!

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is back with a newly hatched set of spring-themed jokes for the whole family.

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series heads back to school with a collection of jokes that will have the whole class in stitches!

From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids! A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. In hardcover for the first time, Rob Elliot brings together two timeless joke books full of hilarious hits that will never go out of style. Packed full of side-splitters, tongue-twisters, knee-slappers, and even games and puzzles, you'll want to keep this on hand for the whole family, the whole year round!Q: How do pandas fight? A: With their bear hands!Q: What kind of people travel a lot? A: Romans!If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott's beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."Rob Elliott's bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a collection filled with hundreds of jokes and riddles about trains, planes, and automobiles?and featuring, for the first time ever, games and puzzles to keep the whole family busy for hours!A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Rob Elliott's bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!When school lets out and the kids are raring to go, hit the road with Rob Elliott's first-ever summer joke collection. An ideal choice for taking to the pool, on summer sleepovers, or on a long, winding car ride?or when making plans for future such fun.Q: What kind of people travel the most? A: Romans!If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott's beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of hundreds of Christmas- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright.