Bøger af Raymond Bean

Do you have trouble selecting a book and then sticking with it? Do you start a book, read a few pages, and then put it back? Do you have to read for a set amount of time each night and can't seem to find a book you like? If you answered yes to any of these questions then The School Is A Nightmare Series might be right for you. The books are written with you in mind. They're fast paced, have quick chapters (we promise), and are shorter than the average book (you're welcome). Book #2, The Field Trip is a quick and fun read. Give it a try. It will be over before you know it. Justin's first week of school was a complete nightmare, and he's thankful it's over. He may not be a fan of school, but he's a huge fan of field trips. It's finally the day of the first school trip of the year. All week he's been looking forward to pumping his fist so truckers will honk their horns, sneaking loads of candy, and having a fun day off. It's only the second week of school, but he's already exhausted and needs a break. Unfortunately for him, his day off isn't exactly what he had in mind. He's bitten by a snake, attacked by bees, and blamed for making the whole grade late. Even worse, he's sent to the hospital and may not even get a chance to finish the trip with the rest of the kids. It was supposed to be the perfect trip, but it was a total nightmare.

The Riptide is professional baseball's newest team. It's also the worst. The players are washed up, lazy, and should have retired a long time ago. Tommy is the team's biggest fan. He goes to every home game, watches the away games on TV, and even blogs about the Riptide. He knows everything there is know about baseball but is the worst player in his local Little League. So how did he end up on baseball's biggest stage? Will Panzell is the owner of the team. He's also completely nuts. He lies, cheats, and schemes to sell tickets to Riptide games. His latest stunt is so bananas it has the whole world shocked, and it might just be crazy enough to work. When Will and Tommy's worlds collide, baseball may never be the same again.

Jusin has been looking forward to winter break since the first day of school. It's finally arrived and he can't wait for some lazy days at home and time off from 4th grade. Unfortunately his family has different plans and they don't include relaxing at home. He thinks school is the worst, but a week off might just have him begging to go back!

Dave is listening to the universe, but it's talking WAY TOO FAST! He's pretty sure he's going through a midlife breakdown or some sort of spiritual breakthrough. Only time will tell if he's losing his marbles or gaining the world. When Deepak Chopra, Oprah Winfrey, and Andy from Headspace start visiting, it's looking more and more like a "lost marbles" situation. Has the stress of day-to-day living finally cracked Dave down the middle? Or has he cracked the code to a balanced and happy life? Find out in this laugh out loud novel by best-selling humor author Raymond Bean. Raymond Bean's work has been featured in articles by CNN, WIRED, MSNBC, L.A. TIMES, and many more! Find out more @ www.raymondbean.com

Do you have trouble selecting a book and then sticking with it?Do you start a book, read a few pages, and then put it back?Do you have to read for a set amount of time each night and can't seem to find a book you like?If you answered yes to any of these questions then The School Is A Nightmare Series might be right for you. The books are written with you in mind. They're fast paced, have quick chapters (we promise), and are shorter than the average book (you're welcome).Book # 1, First Week, Worst Week is a quick and fun read. Give it a try. It will be over before you know it.Justin is not a fan of school. The last few days of summer are quickly vanishing. His mom is in full blown back to school mode, and he can't do anything to stop it. Over the final forty eight hours of summer he's been dragged shoe shopping, clothes shopping, and the worst store shopping of all, school supply shopping. The first three days of school only get worse when he loses his pet snake, all the money in his savings account, and nearly his own life.Oh, and he has the meanest teacher in the whole school, Mrs. Cliff. She's been around so long she taught his dad when he was a kid. The thought of spending a whole school year in her class makes him want to hop the first bus to Canada. Unfortunately, he can't afford a bus ticket to Canada, so he'll just have to suck it up.

Fans of DOGMAN, DIARY OF A WIMPY KID, and SPONGEBOB will LOVE this silly, saucy, extra cheesy superhero! Can Meatball Hero protect the school from the MUTANT CHICKEN NUGGETS? He was just an ordinary meatball hero until the day the lunch ladies threw him into a toxic dumpster where he mutated and came to life! Unfortunately, he wasn't alone! Spoiled chicken nuggets, tacos, pizza, sloppy joes, and more mutated too. Now the mutant foods are trying to take over the school, and Meatball Hero is all that stands in their way! Can Meatball Hero use his new powers to save the school?Find out in this HYSTERICAL FOOD FIGHT OF EPIC PROPORTION by best-selling humor author Raymond Bean.

Justin is a huge fan of Halloween, and it's the first one that his Mom is allowing him to wear a cool costume: a Clone Trooper. Unfortunately, he can't seem to stay out of trouble, and his parents have threatened to keep him home while the other kids go trick-or-treat if he can't get his act together. His teacher took away his recess for the entire month, and he's been grounded every weekend. If that's not bad enough, the rest of the classes at school are busy planning fun parties and activities, and his teacher has him doing research! His troubles started when he accidentally let the class pet, Myrtle the mouse, loose in the classroom. The Myrtle situation created loads of other problems at school and may even ruin what should be the best Halloween ever. Will be able to be able to go trick-or-treating? Can he help find the Myrtle the mouse? Will it be the worst Halloween ever? Find out in the latest installment of the School Is A Nightmare Series, Shocktober!

Justin is not a fan of Thanksgiving. He feels like it's a "non-holiday", but it's November, and his teacher is in full blown Thanksgiving mode. She's determined to help him learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving, but he's just looking forward to a few days off from school. To earn them he'll have to research Thanksgiving, dress up like a pilgrim, and suffer through countless lessons about the holiday. Unfortunately for Justin, there's no relief at home because his cousin Darwin is in town. He only met his cousin one time when he was real little, and the only thing he remembers about him is his horrific breath. Darwin is a proud, "non-brusher" and the stench is enough to clear a room. Will Justin survive the big class feast at school? Can he handle sharing his room with his cousin Darwin "Yuck Mouth" McGee? Will he learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving? Find out in the latest installment of the School Is A Nightmare Series, Yuck Mouth And The Thanksgiving Miracle.

TAKE THIS BOOK is a fun read AND a secret mission rolled into one. Young readers are sure to love this silly book with a fun twist. Books are in trouble. They need your help. So, TAKE THIS BOOK!

Keith, tired of being accused of farting up a storm at school, creates a science fair project that turns the foul smell of human gas into something pleasant, but his plans backfire when his project causes a stink at home and at school.

Starr's family has been given the opportunity of a lifetime--to move to outer space! Starr is excited, curious, and terrified about the big change.