Bøger af Paul Lubaczewski

From the Preditor and Editor award-winning author Paul Lubaczewski comes a new collection of short stories. The forgotten early tries of God to make sentient beings, zombies, cannibals, down on their luck glam rockers all of them are hiding inside the pages of this collection waiting to waylay the unprepared. From ghouls to cults, to the source of our madness, it's all in there. Includes the never before published tale of curses and bloody murder Blackout. All of our sadness, all of our madness, it all falls in droplets.

A howl rends the peaceful atmosphere of the night asunder! They come! And there is no way to sate their ravening hunger! They will not be deterred...not until you throw the stick?Heed the old poem, "Even a man who's pure of heart and says his prayers at night, may become a....poodle?Wait, what in the heck is going on here?Christopher Richter might not have said his prayers every night, and his heart was as pure as anyone else. He had a nice normal life. Until the night he was bitten by a Lhasa Apso under the full moon. Now he needs to learn the rules of being a fluffy, curly hound from hell three nights a month. He needs to fear the bigger things that lurk in the night if he's to survive The Curse of the Werepoodle!The newest horror comedy from Paul Lubaczewski, author of The Wild Witches of West Bygod, I Never Eat...Cheesesteak and Brat Out of Hell will make sure the fur flies!

What happens after the final triumphant battle? When the kingdom is won and ever after is achieved. Domestic bliss, parenthood, running the kingdom, entropy takes over. After years of enjoying the spoils of their victory, Lippius and his wife Ursula are told by the sorcerer Mortus that the evil they thought vanquished has returned more powerful and more of a threat than ever and that they are their kingdoms only hope! After so many years, can they and their companions return as the warriors they were to defeat the evil Dallion and his mad god? Or, was ever after only for a little while?

Sumer Is Icumen In! Welcome to the fifth anniversary edition of Schlock! Webzine, celebrating half a decade as purveyors of the finest online schlock fantasy, science fiction and horror. This week we have six new stories, all from established Schlock contributors, plus the latest instalments of the current serials, The Rocking Dead by Joseph Rubas, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne, and John Buchan's creepy classic Witchwood. A Russian raised in the Raj is Scattering Ashes in MS Swift's story of spiritualism and snobbery. Meanwhile ghostly gunslingers and Roman soldiers meet in early 20th century Cumbria with horrific consequences-it can only be a return from Gary Murphy. In The Rocking Dead, MiShawn encounters The Governator. Hillbillies and hunters are On the Track of an Answer in the hills of Appalachia in Paul Lubaczewski's tale. Meanwhile, a pickup line leads to a new man in Mark Slade's Shape I'm In. Zahid Zaman has a story of Lynchean surrealism in Waking From A Dream, while a voice speaks from beyond the grave in Joseph Patchen's Be Mine. 20, 000 Leagues under the Sea, Professor Aronnax and friends explore the wonders of the Indian Ocean, while in the Witchwood, David Semphill awakes after a night in the woods....

Down on his luck in Philadelphia, Austin found himself homeless and out of options, but a chance encounter with two men, named Nicky and Zion, will change his life forever. Unfortunately for Austin, it doesn't take him long to learn that getting everything you want can be Hell. Things get bloody awful in the follow up to Paul Lubaczewski's critically acclaimed I NEVER EAT...CHEESESTEAK. Achieving a balance of literary fiction and pure horror, A NEW LIFE is smart and brutal with an emotional gravity. Lubaczewski gives us a psychological deep dive into the desperation of life on the jagged edges of society.

They say life is what happens when you're making other plans. It is also what happens when you need cash to record a demo, but that isn't as catchy in a song, or a meme. Al was coasting through life without a plan or a clue when he was offered a way to make quick cash without doing anything illegal, mainly because killing vampires is not technically against any laws. If he agrees he jump starts his musical career, but on the downside he has to combat the forces of undead evil, including their horrific fashion sense. Will Al survive? Will his punk rocker sister Angie finally dump her loser boyfriend? Will Al's girlfriend come to her senses and dump him? Will Al's gruff partner Abdiel become "woke"? (depends on your definition) Will the citizens of Philadelphia discover the dark festering evil that lurks in their very city?(other than Eagles fans) Will anyone eat an actual cheesesteak? The only way to find out is to read this book, because there will probably never be a Cliff Notes for this one!

Brick is a normal guy. A kindly, intelligent guy.... also, an enormous guy who works as a mob enforcer. Don't judge, everybody needs to do something in life. When someone kidnaps his girlfriend Brick is forced to make the road trip from hell across the country to try and get her back and break as many things as he can along the way. If you were Brick, how many people would you hurt in this situation? What will he encounter on the way? Will there be aliens? Cannibal killers? Mad Scientists? You bet your sweet patootie there will be! When you cross this Camus reader, you can bet he'll come down on you LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!

From the award winning author of I NEVER EAT...CHEESESTEAK, A NEW LIFE, and CULT OF THE GATOR GOD, Paul Lubaczewski, 3 HITS FROM THE HOLLER is a collection of three novellas of Appalachian dread and fear. From the ecological horror of "What is Left," to the crimes of "Cleek," to the Lovecraftian terror of "A Hole in the Holler," Lubaczewski takes you on a journey infused with the heart and intelligent storytelling we've come to expect from this exciting author. Praise for I NEVER EAT...CHEESESTEAK "A crazily entertaining, laugh-packed read! Great stuff, despite the author's shameful admission that he doesn't like onions on his cheesesteak." -- Jeff Strand, author of WOLF HUNT. For A NEW LIFE "Some of the best horror literature succeeds by keeping one foot in reality and one foot in fantasy. A New Life follows this formula and does it very well."-Diabolique MagazineFor CULT OF THE GATOR GOD "Cult is a super-fun read. It would also make a great movie. Hey Netflix, you listening? Get on this!"- Andrew Snook, author of The Remy's Dilemma Series