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Do you love a treasury of well-crafted and sophisticated poetry? This isn't it. It is Mug & Mali's Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry, where Mug & Mali mangled 449 of your most beloved poems, limericks, holiday Cocktail Carols, Mother Booze rhymes, slobbets, t'odes, spree verse, brazenings, pantaloons, and stank verses, and festooned them all with authentic tipsy illustrations. This is the ideal gift for light and heavy drinkers, bar flies, and wannabe English poetry major snots. Curl up with this viscous volume and join the legions of buzzed readers who have been delighted by the magic of alcohol-induced altered states.The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, performance art, and lately, absinthe-crazed cocktail poetry. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.Here are a few of these liver-boggling ditties: Drink up! Drinks are sweeping by;Gulp them down before you die.Something mighty or sublime, Guzzle all at cocktail time.- Johann Wolfgang von GintheThese are the things I hold divine: An ice cold beer, a frosty stein, Rich dark rum, and hand-tossed gin, The taste of scotch, our Bar Maid's grin, Martinis, shots, the buzz that flowers, The cheery call of "Happy Hour!"- Jean Booze BurtHere's what the critics are saying about Mug & Mali's Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry: "This work pairs comic alcohol-related verse with unforgettable images. You can't unsee any of it." - William Baked, Art and Pennilessness."Infested with genuine literary calamity." - John Meltin, Stained Pants Quarterly"This ambitious anthology of mangled cocktail poetry aims high, and misses." - Murk Twain, Academy of Second-Rate Poemers."Mug and Mali are two of a handful of artists whose double-visionary cocktail work is defining New Century Dada." - Marcel Duchump, Questionable Dadaist Journal."Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Pittsburgh Address"If this poetry doesn't move you, you're not drinking hard enough." - Ulysses S. Grunt."A thoughtless dive into a flaming Tiki bowl." - Walt Witless, True Crime."This poetry is frankly no good. I feel like I may throw up." - Emily Drinkinson."Violent, perverse, tender... it's like swimming in a pitcher of icy dry Martinis." - Dorothy Darker."Mug & Mali are up to their usual shenanigans." - Vito Powers, The New Yanker."A stunningly unique volume that will be banned for ages." - Robert Flost, Poetry Nightmare Quarterly."This collection of cocktail poems and images, which feature innovative depths of alcoholic fervor, reinforce Mug and Mali as leaders of the New Century Dada movement." - Hugo Balk, Impractical Dadaist."How do we get our money back?" - Helen Wheels, The Chicago Chugger."This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Quarterly Literary Bungle"A powerful, ground-breaking work of timeless importance and stature." - Liza Round, The Paid Reviewer."If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, we can see why." - Ira Gurgitate, The Vodka Guzzler.

Meat! Meat! Meat! Glorious meat! Do you want to know more about meat? Do you want to regale your friends with cocktail poetry? Have you been itching to make fun of English language idioms? What is happening in the field of New Century Dada? Would you like to see horribly illustrated excerpts from such classic works as "Finnegans Wake" and "Dante's Inferno?" Are you happy, sad, scared, mad, nauseous, and constipated? Who is out and about? What would you like to ask Dr. Mug? Do you know that Egyptians believed that many meat animals were sacred, such as the beagle, spinnow, cheetah, guinea foul, flinch, catshark, hummingturd, snow leotard, porkster, dolphine, piss-ant, komodo dragoon, arctic fox, dolt, britten, hammerhead shark, whale, mosquito, partridge, elephant, raccoon, spunk, gape, primate, mockingbird, gila monster, wallaby, parrotfish, cantelope, steal, shrewd, koi, aardwolf, hedgehog, blue whale, doedoe, dingo, emu, xerinae, river hypno, crocodill, sparrow, thrush, lobster, fowl, rattlesnake, porcupine, cat, african buffalo, chinchilla, muskox, squid, rabbit, cuckoo, kite, african elephant, hug, crayfish, aargvark, porcupinecone, termite, lemming, orca, prairie dog, beaver, iguana, orangutan, sturgeon, pheasant, guppy, pony, jaguar, planarian, arctic wolf, sheep, tiger shark, sweasel, kangaloo, hedgedog, gamefowl, harle, hartebeest, grouse, hippopotamus, chameleope, oldt, woodpecker, mandriller, arabian leopard, bovid, reptile, tiglon, chameleon, gazellp, rodent, water boa, tarsier, spider, wildcat, swallow, oceloaf, constrictor, ground sloth, walrust, wolverine, stink, black panther, hot spigot, gibbon, swift, rook, koalap, cattle, martenizer, bug, quail, wildebeest, crougar, tyrannosaurus, mynah turd, bandicoot, schleep, bat, falcon, rainbow trout, panther, louse, armadillon, waterbuck, scorpion, blamb, marmoset, kangaroo mouse, urial, bobolink, quagga, allimator, cardinal, badger, irukandji jellyfish, frog, aoudad, poorpuss, vicuna, lion, mousse, basilisk, preptile, spanda, fly, smelt, kangaroo, junglefowl, tahr, cricket, mule, belk, parakeet, kangaroo rat, ermine, orangutango, red panda, giant squid, pig, goot, lovetird, rufus hog, hippopotamust, crab, tern, boar (wild pig), box jellyfish, crocodile, platypus, scale insect, trout, beetle, lynx, skink, platypuss, alpaca, kinkajou, amphibian, possum, dung beetle, sledgehog, puffin, gnewt, octopus, ocelot, mold, beaked whale, sloth, pinniped, koala, skunk, albatross, mountain gloat, tree frog, locust, piranha, llama, snake, crabbit, great white shark, tapir, zebra, newt, schmuckbill, peregrine falcon, sea slug, pilot whale, frag, centipede, fox, coral, cougar, quokka, reindeer, monkey, marsupial, cony, praying mantis, starfish, tortoise, sea lion, hermit crab, aardvark, gemsbok, asswipe, ferret, shyena, haddock, dragon, tiger, new world quail, dugong, gooser, capybara, angelfish, condor, chickadee, loon, cheeter, english pointer, bird, crawdad, raindeep, clownfish, barracuda, prongthorn, kiwi, beer, hare, whitefish, mackerel, puma, paracreep, moosetang, gorilla, yak, silver pox, opossum, lungfish, bison, steelhead trout, african leopard, mink, vampire squid, tasmanian devil, halibut, gerbil, shrimp, buzzard, walrus, guinea pig, land snail, galliform, Herman whale, toad, rhinoceroast, and dragonbite? If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous meaty mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from schools of blowfish and hoards of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this putrid mélange. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Big Book of Meat" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous national mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from schools of blowfish and hoards of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this putrid mélange. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Nation" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "Miscellany Nation: " "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "What a great cure for insomnia!" - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. "Miscellany Nation" is another flagship work from the New Century Dada Press. The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors.

Do you want to drink evil, foul cocktails? Do you want to recite delightless cocktail poetry while downing a horrid shot, (say a "Warm Urine Sample," "Week-Ender," or a "Zombie Penguin")? Look inside: Drink a festering "Mug Island Iced Tea" along with this: "Drink deep along with me! Our buzz is yet to be. The End of Day, for which The Happy Hour was made." Try this with an award-losing "Double Agent Orange" Martini: "To keep your cocktails brimming With rum in the rummy cup, Whenever you're dry, admit it; Whenever you're drunk, shut up." Recite this verse during the consumption of three daunting "Obliviators: " "For this is wisdom: to drink, to live, To take what fate, or the barman may give. To ask no question, to make no prayer, To kiss the glass and caress what's there, Speed bed spins' flow as you drain your cup, To have, -- to hold, -- and in time, -- throw up." Including somewhere between three million and three hundred cocktail recipes, this book contains new and classic cocktails from Mug & Mali, as well as untrue factoids, strong cocktail-induced reactions, and other bits of monkey business. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Devilish Cocktail Concoctions, Mug & Mali's Miscellany Volume 21," is imprudent yet foolish, rivaling such books as, "A Field Guide to Detestable Fauna," and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. This is a work of humor and satire, and has not been endorsed by Abraham Lincoln, Bill Gates, or Eleanor Roosevelt. Enjoy!

Do you want to see 416 new rotten cocktail recipes, most undrinkable? Do you want to recite aloud some wonderfully dreadful new cocktail poetry? No? Too bad. Get this wonderful volume anyway. The usual gang of idiots needs you hard-earned dough. Cough it up now, and get this great volume of miscellany.Here's what they're saying about "Lobo's World-Classless Cocktails: ""I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Quarterly Bungle. "I don't understand the flow of the story" - Gary Shattire, The Chicago Chugger. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face." - Daryl Lickt, The Hourly World News. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence. "Where do we get our money back?" - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse. "The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Curt Reply, The Gummy Gamer. "They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet... Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!" - James Joyce, Finnegans Wakeup Call. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Mug and Mali are currently Manuscript Igniters at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Pretoxification, where their work on setting fire to classics made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as gizzard fodder. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort.

This book contains a collection of letters written by Norma Harris to her mother from 1942 to 1975.

What makes you bad-mannered? Do you want to see people being rude and unrefined? Or see folks being discourteous, impertinent, uncouth, brazen, raunchy, loutish, churlish, boorish, ungracious, cheeky, impudent, impolite, insolent, loud-mouthed, coarse, tacky, vulgar, bawdy, cheap, disrespectful, ill-bred, rough, charmless, indelicate, graceless, insipid, sophomoric, undignified, crummy, chintzy, inferior, uncultured, barbaric, tasteless, cheesy, or gross? Do you need a guide to bad manners for men and for women? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? What is Action Yoga? Is it for you? Does the idea of cocktail poetry excite you? Do you hunger for "art" from the New Century Dada movement? Is it a dog-eat-dog world? Especially for cats? Would you like statistical evidence on the incidence of party manner fouls? Can you find all the differences? Are you interested in terrible recipes and menus? Do you want to train for America's number one career choices? Do you want to see some party time mischief? Can you be a bar bet winner? How do you know when you're having a bad day? Do you need dozens of new names for ugly or disagreeable babies? Are you passionate about untrue defamatory factoids? What does Detective Trixie have to say? What about hot dogs? Do you enjoy flamboyant emotional display? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures, visual poetry, and cocktails? Have you seen nor smelled no evil? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of bad-mannered mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali gave birth to this new volume of odorous miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Big Book of Bad Manners" is impudent, yet sophomoric, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mess of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of hordes of Visigoths and bar keepers, Mug and Mali crafted this new malodorous hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Magazine Annual" is impertinent, yet jejune, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! What they're saying about Mug & Mali's Miscellany Magazine Annual: "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "What a great cure for insomnia!" - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "In the words of Theodore Sturgeon, '90% of everything is crud, ' and this is no exception." - Ginger Vitas, The Dead Beat. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "Even poorer than I expected, which is saying something." - Rhoda Mule, KRUD Radio. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Mug & Mali have combed the ancient tomes and come up with Ye Olde Time Booke of Conundrums, Riddles, and Puzzles. Like other wonderful books in their series, they garnished these timeworn enigmas with lavish illustrations, many of which are worthy of the name Dada. Other books in Mug & Mali's Classics Illustrated series include: Finnegans Wake, The Importance of Being Earnest, Works of Edgar Allen Poe, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Aesop's Fables, The Brothers' Grimm Fairy Tales, The Devil's Dictionary, Right Ho Jeeves, and Dante's Divine Comedy: Inferno. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous hodge-podge. It's a real piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! Here's what other Dadaists and Surrealists are saying about the New Century Dada Press Ye Olde Time Booke of Conundrums, Riddles, and Puzzles, Illustrated: "Art is like a shipwreck; it's every man for himself." - Marcel Duchamp. "Every page should explode, either because of its staggering absurdity, the enthusiasm of its principles, or its typography." - Tristan Tzara, Manifesti del dadaismo. "The art of Mug and Mali is a ribbon around a bomb." - Andre Breton. "Nothing is more pleasant than to baffle people." - Tristan Tzara, The Dada Manifestos & Lampisteries. "Art has the lovely habit of ruining all artistic theories." - Marcel Duchamp. "...in principle I am against manifestos, as I am against principles." - Tristan Tzara. "The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel. "... bad art is still art in the same way that a bad emotion is still an emotion." - Marcel Duchamp. "I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor." - Man Ray. "If Mug and Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Marcel Duchump. "I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim." - Frida Kahlo. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "I thought to discourage aesthetics... I threw the bottlerack and the urinal in their faces and now they admire them for their aesthetic beauty." - Marcel Duchamp. "...art is a mirage. A mirage, just like the oasis that appears in the desert. It is very beautiful, until the moment when you die of thirst..." - Marcel Duchamp. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup. "I don't understand the flow of the story." - Salvadore's Deli. "All critics should be assassinated." - Man Ray. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Luis Bunuel. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Curt Reply. "Dada is a state of mind. - Andre Breton. "Art is dead. Long live Dada." - Walter Serner.

"Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry: " At last a book has been published that digs into screwball cocktail matters without fear or beating around the bush. This startling book, by Mug & Mali, a successful miscellaneous couple, contains just the information you want. You will be amazed at its frankness. Words are not minced. "Polite" phrases are forgotten--the right word is used in the right place. "Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry" includes 369 new nasty cocktail recipes, 23 original twisted cocktail poems, 120 fresh factoids, 106 ancient conundrums, 11 phobias, odd types of therapy, the International Urination Olympics, fool's errands, abnormal weekend adventures, cloddish ways we are wasting our time, excerpts from "Mug & Mali's Illustrated Classics," unseen scenes from butt-muscle beach, and other desperate measures. Here's what they're saying about "Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry: " "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence. "I don't understand the flow of the story" - Mandy Lifeboats, The Chicago Chugger. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Maida Pass, The Gummy Gamer. "The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face." - Randy Udderway, The Hourly World News. "Where do we get our money back?" - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I'd rather be drinking." - Will U. Shaddup, The Quarterly Bungle. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse. "They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet... Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!" - James Joyce, Finnegans Wakeup Call. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Vito Powers, The Illiterary Journal.

17,591 Excuses for a Party contains every rationalization you'll ever need to have a party, a drink, or both. The excuses are organized by date, including: 7059 Toastable Events, 6936 Birthdays to Celebrate, 915 Drink-Worthy Factoids, 1802 Daily Wine, Beer, and Drink Pairings (with 863 Original Mug & Mali Cocktail Recipes, Many Potable), and 880 Quotes, Drinking Games, Cocktail Proverbs & Spells, Pranks, Gulping Poems, Naughty Limericks, and Other Surprises In spite of the menace posed by hoards of lunatic literary agents, Mug and Mali announced this new disagreeable collection of Excuses. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "17,591 Excuses for a Party" is immature, yet ill-mannered, up-staging such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what the critics are saying about "17,591 Excuses for a Party: " "This book looks like I need a drink." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. "This is the best book I never read." - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence. "I'd rather be drinking." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "Where do we get our money back?" - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "Take heart - even the worst book has an end." - Frieda People, The Dead Beat. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, The Modern Guide to Drunken Dadaists. "If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now." - Dorothy Parker. "The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton, New Dada News. "I don't understand the flow of the story" - Gary Shattire, The Chicago Chugger. "What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art." - Augustus Saint-Gaudens. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. Mug & Mali told us for three quarters of an hour how they came to write their beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required." - Bertie Wooster. "The art of Mug & Mali is a ribbon around a bomb." - Andre Breton, Obscuro Journal. "Good books enlighten the mind, bad books corrupt the soul. Which is this? Three guesses." - Gus Toe, The Bespoke Journal. "So many Miscellanies, so little shelf space." - Mug & Mali.

This is Dada Antics, a celebration of original and inane New Century Dada works. You get an incredible combination of mal arte including 85 original Dada Poems, 141 new Dada Auto-Collages, 90 Auto-Generated Surreal Jokes, 11jokes on Dadaists, over 181 authentic and faux Dada and art quotes and jokes, 17 pages of scenes from the original Dada play adaptation of Finnegans Wake, 9 Dada Cocktail Poems, 12 articles and maps showing the influence of Dada, 19 doctored pages from the Dada archives, 59 Dada conversation starters, 20 Dada foreign idiom interpretations, dozens of Dada fables, essays, stories, warnings, Q&A, text montages, and much more. Not even a sour critic can call our Dada dull. You get all this New Century Dada plus our world-famous 50-year guarantee. Get Dada Antics for the amazing low price of only $14.95! (Not sold in active volcanos.)The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.Mug and Mali are currently enjoying the flourishing of Dada at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Retoxification, where their work on Early Dada Cocktails made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as shark chums. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort."Dada is... better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." - D. Capitated, Art and Opinions"Keep your eye peeled for Dada Antics." - Claire Voyant, Dada Bulletin"Dada is in the eye of the beholder." - Frieda People, Prison Cell Reader"Get the stink eye with Dada Antics." - Helen Bak, Dada: Recueil littéraire et artistique"Dada Antics is the best art book I ever saw." - Abraham Lincoln, Pittsburgh Address"Looks like more Dada shenanigans." - Edward Albeet, Modern Theater of the Absurd"Dada - hidden in plain sight." - Marcus Satan, Weasels and Corpses Magazine"Dada? If looks could kill..." - Noah Count, The Art Disparager"Dada Antics is like looking for art in a haystack." - Nan Tucket, American Graft"Now I'm looking at the world through Dada-colored glasses." - Pat N. Pending, Serial Artist Magazine"Dada Antics hits the bullseye. " - Perry Noid, Miniature Talking Donkey Magazine"Look alive." - Misty Meanor, Obscure Art Review"Dada Antics - an eye-opening experience." - Lynn C. Doyle, Pork & Pony"Get some shut-eye with Dada Antics." - Amelia Barfup, What is Art, Anyway?"Keep an eye out for Dada Antics." - Andy Warthog, Silkscreen Press"Dada eye candy" - B. Ware, The Dada Almanak"See eye-to-eye with Dada Antics." - Salvador's Deli, The Surreal Puppy"Dada my eye!" - Marcel Duchump, Cabaret Voltaire"If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Ira Gurgitate, The New Dada Rag

"Miscellany Against Humanity" thrusts us boldly into a new era of man's inhumanity to man. Here's an example passage: Q. What has two gray legs and two brown legs? A. An elephant with diarrhea. If beer just came out your nose, this book is for you. And your friends. Or how about this factoid: Wallets made from electric eel skins will demagnetize credit cards. Do you want to know how to shame statues? Do you want to regale your friends with cocktail poetry and filthy limericks against humanity? Have you been itching to make fun of Yoga poses? Would you like to see horribly illustrated excerpts from such classic works as "Finnegans Wake" and "Dante's Inferno?" Is nature against humanity? What are the neo seven ages of mankind? What is Trixie saying? If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous inhuman mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from hordes of Visigoths and bar flies, Mug and Mali crafted this fetid hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Against Humanity" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! This is a work of satire and Dada and is not sponsored by the party game (also for horrible people) with a similar name. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "Miscellany Against Humanity: " "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "What a great cure for insomnia!" - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Do you feel like you're heading for a showdown in the old west? Are your six-shooters loaded and your spurs polished? Are you Good? Are you Bad? Are you Miscellaneous? Are you looking for buried gold? Have all the dollars slipped through your fist? Are you itching to try out rude hand gestures from around the world? Are you at an emotional crossroads? What wanna-be TV shows were cancelled after just one episode? Do you want to improve your vocabulary, especially the "F" words? Are you passionate about faux factoids? How do you spot dine-and-dashers? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Have you seen no evil? Have you smelled no evil? Are you sure you're ready to learn to play Cribbarkle? What foods should you avoid? What's in our sharks' stomachs? Can you find the differences? Do you hanker for some fine vacation poetry? What are some of Mug and Mali's Signature Cocktails (like the Urine Sample No 2, or the Wednesday Whacker)? What are some less-than-popular film sequels? Are you deciding whether or not to run with scissors? Do you want to find out if you are a poor schmuck? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures and cocktails? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of fuming mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali excreted to this new volume of unkempt miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The Good, The Bad and The Miscellaneous" is vulgar, yet ludicrous, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "The Urban Guide to Spit" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! "I used to be a wallflower but now I'm the life of the party thanks to Miscellany 34. You've hit a new level with this one. People are astonished by my increased vocabulary and interesting factoids. I see them whispering and pointing as I pass. I'm now the most interesting man in the world thanks to you." - DR

Do you feel threatening, pointed forces are aimed at you? Do you get sharp, uneasy feelings? Are you afraid to answer the phone? Do you worry about murder, slaying, massacre, killing, assassination, and homicide? Do you fear sharp objects, blunt instruments, knives, saws, cleavers, garrotes, nooses, guns, gasoline, swords, poison, rifles, defenestration, drowning, snakes, spiders, crazed weasels, bloodthirsty nephews, butlers, daggers, axes, sharks, skewers, weed whackers, thin ice, electrocutions, hammers, and explosives? Can you find modern uses for old peculiar British words? Do you need dozens of new names for ugly or disagreeable babies? Are you up-to-date on biographies of classic authors? What is Mug Ross painting? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Are you passionate about untrue defamatory factoids? Do you enjoy fowl watching? Are you at an emotional standstill? Do you need to generate buzz phrases? What are Mr. Monk's fears and worries? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures and cocktails? Does the idea of cocktail poetry dismay you? Have you smelled no evil? Can you find the differences, and fill in the blanks? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of angry mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali gave birth to this new volume of scruffy miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Dial M for Miscellany" is uncouth, yet preposterous, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

We started out to write a best-selling murder mystery, but inadvertently created a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes and more. Perhaps someone will murder *us*. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous murderous mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. Many of the best-selling books of today are murder mysteries, so we thought we'd see what would happen if we so named this next book. If you've been tracking our books (this is number 45) and our pitiable book sales, we're sure you won't fault us too much for trying this trick. In spite of threats from hoards of village idiots and minons of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this rotten swill. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Cocktail Murders" is discourteous, yet disrespectful, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! Here's what they're saying about "Mug & Mali's Cocktail Murders: " "This is the best book I never read." - Abraham Lincoln. "This book represents the murder of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "I see a lot of Miscellany, but not so many Murders." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Where are the murders?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors.

Do you feel you are in the midst of mayhem and havoc? Do you want to see things that will give you feelings of confusion, chaos, turmoil, disorder, or pandemonium? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Are you interested in emotional bedlam? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? Do you need to go on a Nature Danger Scavenger Hunt? Will you be excited by seeing action shots? Do you want to train for America's no. 1 career choices? Have you smelled no evil? Do you want to see some illustrated parental clichés? What are the most popular sports days? Are you interested in comic beefalo? Are you ready for mix-in mayhem? What's a good way to punch a pumpkin? Do you want to learn about modern surveillance and how to fake wild animal photos? Can you find the differences? Do you crave odd uses for Alka Beltzer? Are you familiar with discontinued Olympic sports? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this eclectic mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of angry masses of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali heaved out this new volume of messy miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Big Book of Mayhem" is vulgar, yet ridiculous, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

This is Lobo's Atlas of Lost Miscellany, with 54 new misplaced maps, 185 novel horrid cocktail recipes, 20 original misshapen cocktail poems, 67 factoids, 73 conundrums, automatic expressions of New Century Dada, excerpts from Mug & Mali's Illustrated Classics, painting with Mug Ross, animal mockery, types of entertainment forms and venues, folks and felines getting all emotional, social media explained, getting out and about, movie follies & havoc, mangled headlines, what is making our animals angry, kinds of trouble, relics from yonder, living no evil, sundry wild & crazy things, the special half-time show, and other anxious measures.Here are some gems from the poetry collection: It's Easy, PerhapsIt's easy, perhaps, to spring for some swillsWith your bar tab unfurled - and be giving.It's the harder part to settle your bills, And to ponder the cost of high living. Wilhelm MezcalKnow'st thou the bar where the vodka glass calls?Where the orange ales glow in the deep, darkened halls?Where the Maid ever smiles and the Keep ever pours?And the drinkers imbibe 'til they fall on the floor? Mug and Mali are currently Atlas Moopers at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Retoxification, where their work on Whack-Job Cocktails made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They have co-authored over sixty Miscellaneous books, many copies of which have survived the purges (search Amazon with the key words "Miscellany" and "John Molly Boose"). Mug & Mali were the first to suggest the use of personal service goats as pigeon targets. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug & Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey wrenching as a tactic of last resort. Enjoy!

Mug & Mali set out to turn the lens of Dadaism on the impact of the 7 Deadly Sins on the 21st Century. Unfortunately, somewhere in between Gluttony and Lust they became extremely distracted, and produced another Miscellany full of semi-related articles, like ridiculous factoids; clarified malapropisms; puzzles such as Find the Differences and Fill In the Missing Finger; tongue twisters; illustrated diner jargon; rants from Chairman Mug; excerpts from Mug & Mali's collection of Illustrated Classics (Finnegans Wake, The Importance of Being Earnest, Works of Edgar Allen Poe, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Aesop's Fables, The Brothers' Grimm Fairy Tales, The Devil's Dictionary, Right Ho Jeeves, and Dante's Divine Comedy: Inferno); auto-generated artifacts in the Dada tradition (poetry, cocktail recipes, collages, recipes, jokes, and heavy metal band names); emotion-laden prints; eggcorns; ideas for up-and-coming American career choices; and, of course, articles about Wrath, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, and Pride. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous hodge-podge of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. This book is a work of puerile satire and is not affiliated with the more famous series of books written for Idiots and Dummies. In spite of the menace posed by hoards of lunatic literary agents, Mug and Mali announced this new disagreeable collection of crud. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The Complete Imbecile's Guide to The 7 Deadly Sins for Dimwits" is sophomoric, yet uncouth, up-staging such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

This is the 13th collection of the worst of the best gathered from over fifty volumes of Mug & Mali's Miscellanies. In spite of intimidation from sinister mad men and barnyard swine, Mug and Mali published this collection of bygone tripe. Readers will find the miscellany baffling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The 13th Edition of the Worst from Miscellany" is rude, yet uncivilized, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "An Inconvenient Bladder" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "The 13th Edition of the Worst from Miscellany: " "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "Et prorsus actum est, et quoque arbitrium." ("It's all both and I totally had a choice.") - Malius Maximus "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "How do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Do you want more enjoyment from your Happy Hours? Do you crave almost-true factoids? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Can you match inventors to their inventions? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Can you interpret secret old telegraphy codes? Do you want to help with the Air Freshener Revolution? Have you seen animal imitators humiliate: daffy ducks, zombie penguins, road kill (possums, skunks), frogs-in-a-blender, curious monkeys, feisty hippopotami, escaping giraffes, non-house-trained elephants, fresh-water unicorns, rabid flamingos, venomous house cats, mutant fish, clever bears, chicken nuggets, ferocious flounders, emboldened chickens, messy tigers? Are you familiar with less-than-popular international music videos? Who is out and about? What's going on in the Bermuda Triangle? Or the Bilgewater Triangle? Want to see Dada-based automatic pictures, poems, or cocktails? Do you know about truly odd occupations (Cracker Man. Chicken Deboner / Boner, Chore Boy, Cyclone Wrangler, Carcass Maker, Elk Winder, Dolly Gripper, Cob Stuffer, Comper Man, Bad Coffee Dumper, Color Promiser, Rock Smacker, Fussbudget, Clay Whacker, Air Biter, Chinchilla Defurring Machinist, Sewer Churner, Bat Hurler, Bad Work Girl, Backside Polisher, Antisqueak Filler, Back Peddler, Back Heel Girl, Camel Spit Collector, Buck Spender, Bacon Comber, Carrot Flicker, Bass Wrapper, Banana Spoofer, Up-Chuck Weigher/Inspector, Boil-Off Man, Abrasive Grader, Chief Blusher, Crow Pouncer, Pig Sticker, Whisker Washer, Balloon Sander)? Want to see what it's like in the hot seat? Can you find the dunce caps? Can you find the differences among trout-laden images? Do you want to learn rituals to banish evil spirits? Do you want more reasons to drink delicious cocktails? Want to see their effects? Do you want to train for America's top career choices? Do you want to learn car decoration, rodeo wrangling, cocktail inspection, fish bullying, tub-cat minding, warning sign testing, bridge looting, vegetable experimentation, exploring Uranus, dog worship, padded cell occupation, bug identification, or mania evaluation? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this eclectic mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly facts, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of angry mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali devolved this new volume of unfit miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Happy Hours" is oafish, yet moronic, over-shadowing such books as, "How to Best Your Cockroaches" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

Do you want to see Girls Gone Wild and Miscellaneous? How do Wild Girls and their men get all emotional? Do you want new Wild Girls' cocktail recipes? Do you want to know how Wild Girls speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil, and smell no evil? Do you hanker for wild yet fallacious factoids? Can you find all the differences, even with all the trout? What camping equipment is really crucial? What is the anatomy of the planet Jupiter? What are well-liked updated board games? What is going on with New Century Dada? What is the latest in Home Study Courses? Which countries are the most degenerate? What snack items are less-than-popular? What is Magnus saying? What are some trendy family backyard projects? What is worrying us? What household hints have Mali and Nan cooked up for us? In spite of ceaseless pleading from editors and relatives, Mug & Mali have produced yet another volume showing their savoir bord-du-chocolate (French for "rank absurdity"). Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Wild Girls Gone Miscellaneous, Mug & Mali's Miscellany Volume 20," is imprudent yet foolish, rivaling such books as, "A Field Guide to Detestable Fauna," and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. This is a work of humor and satire, and is not part of the (in)famous Girls Gone Wild... video and franchise series. Enjoy!

We started out to write a best-selling murder mystery, but inadvertently created a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes and more. Perhaps someone will murder *us*. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous murderous mishmush of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. Many of the best-selling books of today are murder mysteries, so we thought we'd see what would happen if we so named this next book. If you've been tracking our books (this is number 44) and our pitiable book sales, we're sure you won't fault us too much for trying this trick. In spite of threats from schools of blowfish and hoards of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this new rancid brew. Readers will find the miscellany astonishing and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Miscellany Murders" is ill-mannered, yet impertinent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "Miscellany Nation: " "This is the best book I never read." - Abraham Lincoln "I see a lot of Miscellany, but not so many Murders." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Where are the murders?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "This book represents the murder of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors.

Do you want to see over 120 new crazy cocktail recipes, many undrinkable? No? Well buy this mess-o'-miscellany anyway, there is no telling what you might see in it. And we mean that, because we're not going to tell you what's inside. You'll just have to cough up the loot and see. Not that we're pleading. We might not even care. But just in case, here are a few samples of Lobo's maniacal "cocktails." CAUGHT IN THE BUGHOUSE: 1 1/2 oz Everdim, 1 oz Ginny-Gin Gin, 1/2 oz Chivas Beagle, 2 oz oyster juice, 2 oz Tabasco Sauce, 2 oz cream, 1 oz tomato juice. Garnish with kiwi slice. Lobo had just about enough sobriety to open his mouth when he wanted a third one of these cocktails, but certainly no more. LONELY PADDED CELL: 1 oz Old Bum Rum, 2 oz Rot Gut Rum, 1/2 oz tuna oil, 1 1/2 oz tangerine peel oil, 2 oz moose juice, 6 oz shaved ice. Garnish with cocktail prick festooned with padding cotton. DEMENTED FERMENTIA: 1/2 oz fermented palmetto bug squeezings, 1 oz 181 Rum, 1 oz quadruple sec, 3 oz pineapple juice, 1 tsp grapefruit juice. Garnish with fermented juniper berries. HOMICIDAL TENDENCY: 2 oz dish water, 1/2 oz dirt. Sprinkle with dryer lint. Feed it to the neighborhood rats. Here's what they're saying about "Lobo's Cocktail Madness: ""I'd rather be drinking." -Tyrone Shoelaces, The Quarterly Bungle. "Where do we get our money back?" - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I don't understand the flow of the story" - Gary Shattire, The Chicago Chugger. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." -Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence. "So many pictures, so little art." -Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face." -Daryl Lickt, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse. "The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Curt Reply, The Gummy Gamer. "They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet... Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!" -James Joyce, Finnegans Wakeup Call. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." -Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Do you want to see things that you don't want to see? Things that will distress, trouble, upset, disquiet, disconcert, and alarm you? Will you be disturbed by images of international urination? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Are you passionate about untrue trivial factoids (like, "When St. Bernards grow up, they turn into meat.")? Can you match ugly and disagreeable babies to their ugly and disagreeable names? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Do want to see odd suburban rituals like Appliance Worship and Gift Horse Impersonation? Do you want to know about types of art, tips for passing an interview, demanding parental reprimands, animal alcohol content, and how people react to animal stink? What's inside a unicorn? Do you want to play Miscellany Bingo? Do you want to read twisted cocktail poetry? What is your superstition IQ? What are America's No. 1 Home Study Career Choices? What is bothering our area men and women? What are common movie lies? Which vegetables are most detested? What should the Beaufart scale mean to you? How can we mock animals effectively? Do you want to understand everyday meat charts? Do you want to know what Trixie is saying (like "I'm absolutely ravishing. Where's the food?" or "Inside, I'm out-going.")? What are odd animal sports? Which suburban legends are true? What's in an itch? What are the side effects from eating too much Colon Blow? Who is gallivanting out and about, and what are they doing? What are they drinking? IITYMIMWYBMAD? Which random numbers are more important than others? What is the meaning of pasta? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this eclectic mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly facts, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of fuming mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali twisted out this new volume of unfit miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. Mug & Mali's "The Hundred Pictures You Wish You'd Never Seen" is vulgar, yet uncivilized, over-shadowing such books as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

This is the tenth collection of the worst of the best culled from over fifty volumes of Mug & Mali's Miscellanies. In spite of threats from hoards of drunken cousins and rude bar flies, Mug and Mali published this collection of past pigswill. Readers will find the miscellany baffling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The Tenth Edition of the Worst from Miscellany" is insolent, yet uncouth, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "The Tenth Edition of the Worst from Miscellany: " "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "How do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Are you ready for an epic book about love and war and dada and other silliness? Are you seeing evil, hearing evil, speaking evil, and smelling evil? Do you want to see others displaying their emotions, the same way you wish you could? Do you want some dreadful tips for homeowners? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? What are some alarming animal superstitions? Can you learn a few cocktail sayings ("Don't count your drinks before you're drunk.")? Do you revel in implausible factoids ("Orca whales often 'carry' baby seals in their small intestines." "Lawyer intolerance is the leading cause of chronic flatulence.")? What's a good way to taunt a Tiki? Can your dog learn bad manners? Do you want to read a lot of rules? Are you fond of hat categories? Do you hanker for some fine cocktail poetry? What are some common fartationisms? Can you find the differences? What is Detective Trixie up to ("I'm absolutely ravishing. Where's the food?")? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures automatic cocktails? Do you need to know about the live action game, French Fry Tetris? What are the relative brain sizes of types of idiots? Do you want to see highlights from a revisionist history of television? What some uncommon bad habits? Do you want to find out if you are a poor schmuck? What should be done with rot-gut gin? Do you want to see why it's a dog-eat-dog world? Want your tongue twisted? Is youth wasted on the young? Do you want to train for America's No.1 career choices ("Be a Martini Model!" "Breed and Sell Vermin!")? Want good tips on How to Be a Man ("A Martini or three with lunch will not ruin your day.")? Do you treasure new egg-corns and portmanteaux ("Moneymoon - A romantic vacation after a financial windfall.")? What are some of Mug and Mali's "cheap shot" cocktails? Do you want to a menu of awful European food? Are you worried about our health? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of raving hoards of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali twisted this new volume of unkempt miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Gone with the Miscellany" is bad-mannered, yet foolish, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "The Urban Guide to Spit" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

We started out to write a best-selling recipe book, but inadvertently authored a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes, New Century Dada creations, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and other inane blather from the usual gang of idiots. In spite of the menace posed by hoards of lunatic literary agents, Mug and Mali announced this new disagreeable collection of malicious recipes and other crud. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Malicious Mischief Recipes" is immature, yet ill-mannered, up-staging such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln "This is a real recipe for disaster." - Lucinda Head, The Julia Chilled Society of Bread Burners. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I see a lot of Miscellany, but not so many recipes." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Where do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "What a great cure for insomnia!" - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, The Modern Guide to Drunken Dadaists. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

"Europe on 10 Bottles a Day" is a whimsical, tipsy tour of one clan's wine-fogged journey through the bars of Europe. What is Avignon like on 10 bottles a day? How about Les Baux? Or Barcelona? Or may Madrid? Costa Brava? Paris? Munich? La Crepatada? Who can remember? Are you disturbed by images of Euro-peein' urination? What is Action Yoga? Is it for you? Do you want to know about America's number one career choices? Does the idea of cocktail poetry bring you to tears? Have you seen real party time mischief? Do you yearn for "art" from the New Century Dada movement? Are you interested in barfable recipes and menus? Are you zealous about fallacious disparaging factoids? What does Detective Trixie have to say? Have you seen park poseurs? What is making us sick? What is that foul odor? What is making us queasy? Why are we mad? Are you plagued by photo-bombers? What might have happened to Jimmy Hoffa? Do you want to know the latest thinking on super-healthy brain foods? What is "Le Guide au Digustaperescargotheholeway?" Do you enjoy extravagant emotional display? Is this our circus? Are these our monkeys? Do you need some more creative, logical reasons to drink hard liquor? How can you get more creative? Would you like to see mechanical literary devices? Do you want to learns some curses for minor irritations? What are some jokes made by robots, for robots? Can you find all the trout? Would you appreciate Dada-based automatic pictures, visual poetry, and cocktails? Have you tasted or smelled evil? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mess of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of Euro-mobs of waiters and bar keepers, Mug and Mali crafted this new malodorous hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Europe on 10 Bottles a Day" is impudent, yet sophomoric, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!