Bøger af Matthew Vaughn

As the Halloween season approaches, the newest residents of small town Eminence are hard at work opening a haunted house attraction called Hellsworld Hotel. The local townsfolk are excited, especially the teenagers. Normally you would have to drive to one of the big cities for something like this. But local Sheriff Stan Maxell is skeptical, even more so when he takes notice of how many of the young people in his town are disappearing.Hellsworld Hotel is a tale of family horror in the vein of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and House of 1000 Corpses, brought to you by the author of The ADHD Vampire and Fast Times at Cine Mega Plex High.

All These Words... is a collection of all sorts of... well... words. Following his debut self-published book of poetry, "Intentional Scribbles," matthew vaughn pieces together works of poetry, tweets, captions, questions, and even allows room for some of the readers words as well, in this all new approach at creation. These Words have a general theme of the Black/Blind experience and what that is like from a male perspective in a society which wants for nothing but his destruction.

Pulling into the parking lot is a massive semi, with a huge trailer painted with gory pictures of impaled bodies and a pile of severed heads. There's a huge silver skull near the back that has the words 'Mother' and 'Fucker' where its eye sockets should be, and 'Black Skull of Death' for a mouth. The truck pulls around, away from the front of the store. I can see the doors on the back of the trailer as the driver backs the rig towards us. It's a painting of a naked woman with huge tits. She's covered in blood and sitting on a massive pile of skulls, holding a can of Mother Fucking Black Skull of Death between her legs. I'm instantly hard as a rock.

A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, The U.S.S. Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget (but some of them will, anyway). Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter's well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha-retired cyborg and ex-spy. In the grand tradition of slasher-horror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways, The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.