Bøger af Joel Brown

Every bird likes his own nest best, but not everyone can keep the nests built out of their heads. In the one act ePlay, Gitto Pit Stop Food Mart is like an international hood-rich adventure with their farm-fresh produce department, huge rice and grains department, meat department, and Red Snapper Seafood department which includes fresh tasting products from Haiti, Africa, diversity of Caribbean countries and all around the world. But, what makes this convenience store so unique is not the delightful attraction of food, but a bird that shuffles along its perch on the roofs of people's cars and busts out beat boxing tweets. 1 Men 1 Child-boy. Music/Comedy Characters: a.i. beatbox - a 9 year old beatboxer from BostonCanary - a singing bird who was trained to beat box by a 9-year-old boy (the 10 best types of pet birds from paws and claws veterinary hospital)Aaron 'AJ' Johnson - manager of the 1st black owned grocery store North Tulsa"A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark." - Chinese Proverb "A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." - Chinese Proverb "Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come." - Chinese Proverb "A beautiful bird is the only kind we cage." - Chinese Proverb "Dead songbirds make a sad meal." - Chinese Proverb "A dead songbird gives us no meat." - Chinese Proverb "Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come." - Chinese Proverb "People live like birds in the woods: When the time comes, each must take flight." - Chinese Proverb "A bird in your hand is worth more than 100 in the forest." - Chinese Proverb "If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come." - Chinese Proverb Living at a river, one comes to know the nature of the fish therein; Dwelling by a mountain, one learns to recognize the language of the birds thereupon. - Chinese Proverb " Look at the birds in the sky. They do not store food for winter. They don't plant gardens. They do not sow or reap--and yet, they are always fed because your heavenly Father feeds them. And you are even more precious to Him than a beautiful bird. If He looks after them, of course He will look after you." [Matthew 6:26 Voice]

What if, there was a new Hide-n-Go-Seek game that's been discovered by missing kids that allows them to hide in plain-sight to feel safe from bullying or a dyfunctional home life? Young lads are notorious for doing daring things. They love to hide and seek maybe with daddy changing a diaper he hid for dad to find him and got hurt or stuck and couldn't yell out. Chimney, eaves attic crawl space. Even if it's checked 100 times make it 101. He couldn't have gone far, although it is so sad of the thought that they could be missing. But, what if, they were right under our nose? And so, all began once upon a time with an alien species called Treertoni, who were faucet blobs who have a warm coat of fur. They can drink acid, but only for a bet. They can run move faster than light. Every day the faucet blobs would find a house and latch on to its outdoor water faucet, where it would live off of as apart of their plan for an alien invasion. And so, all began once upon a time with an alien species called Treertoni, who were faucet blobs who have a warm coat of fur. They can drink acid, but only for a bet. They can run move faster than light. Every day the faucet blobs would find a house and latch on to its outdoor water faucet, where it would live off of as a part of their plan for an alien invasion. A Scifi Missing Kid Character-driven Fanfic to inspire you to hope in keeping missing kids in mind and never out of sight with a short story, featuring an new alien blob species called Treertoni from the Home-World of Banton 5 (Bantonine System) A large silicone giant with an atmosphere mostly composed of hydrogen and H2O. There are two giant storm systems in the planets atmosphere (similar to the Great Red Spot of Jupiter). The sentient inhabitants of one of the giant's moons believe these to be the 'eyes' of the planet, which they worship as a god, that is an alien species who are a race of faucet blobs, who have a warm coat of fur. They can drink acid, but only for a bet. They can run move faster than light. Stories give hopeHope gives possibilitiesPossibilities faiththat sets you free in believingthat they are still out thereThe pen is mightier than the sword

'Its tradition to honor the dead with flowers, but one urban legend of grave flowers calls up predators' In the one act ePlay, Grave Flowers, at the address of an obsecure morgue, secretly working with a mysterious organization that fakes helping people end their lives--that induces them with pistol shaped injection syringes that injects them with a serum that reduces their bodies' need for oxygen to pass them off as dead--as the means they use to smuggle in refugees for human trafficking. In search for answers, a special agent arrives in town to investigate an urban legend case of the Grave Flowers with ties to the morgue, but goes in by playing dead to inconspicuously rein in on their parade in attempt to put a nail in the coffin on this lucrative illegal little business.1 Men 1 Women. Drama/Comedy/Mystery Characters: 1) Dr. Shrinks Coroner/Immigrant Smuggler2) Farris Mayflores Immigrant

'Its better to give than to get what coming to you' In the one act ePlay, there's fire in the kitchen as one in-law plays a childish game on the other to make them pay for a suffered wrong. Until the tables turn, and kills the prankster with kindness; to teach them a valuable lesson on how its better to give than to get what's coming to you. 1 Men 1 Women. Drama/Comedy. Characters: 1) Teodoro Petrovich2) Johnette Molands

'Love is meant to nurture and not enslave.' Many of you have invented ways you hope you'll earn love, friendship, loyalty. But the truth is, neither of them can be earned, unless they have been a deal, an overt deal, to begin with. Kindness doesn't buy love... it may not even buy reciprocal kindness. In the one act ePlay For The Love Of Cupid, the owner of a casino orders her butler, Cupid to shoot arrows at the customers to make them fall in love with those who are a perfect match. Until, Cupid has enough of her game of manipulating love and gives her a piece of his mind, turning the tables on her to make her a slave of love that puts her on display as love in action. 1 Men 1 Women. Drama/Comedy/Romance Characters: CUPIDCALA ESTEVANE

"Under the big top, the possible goes out with a bang" "Join the circus that goes up in a bang and dance in the air" "Experience a show that's to die for" "We'll make clowns out of you!" "Our acrobats will leave you breathless" "Circus entertainment that will lift your spirits" "Expect the unexpected at our circus show" "One of our performers will blow you out of your seat" "Join us as we go up in smoke with the circus" "Laugh, cheer, be blown away and cough up smoke at the circus" "The circus - where we'll make all your troubles disappear" In the one act ePlay RAPID CIRCUS FIRE, there's a trader hidden in a circus, disguised as a performer or maybe it could be the ringmaster himself that must be found before an attack occurs as this scene uses testimonies to tell a story with monologues for pastors and churches to use with sermons. 4 Men 3 Women. Drama/Family/Comedy. Characters: 1) Ring Master/Rufus Arrinda2) Strongman as Guenter Lapuente3) Phantom Pen Pal/Tobie Tarrazo4) Siamese Twins/Yong & Kang6) Limbless Lady/Darlene Ricote7) Janitor/Marco Sumpter My Inspiration for writing this play is based on Creating Character including my 3 Interesting People: J. Edgar Hoover, Dane Dehaan, and Francine Joy Drescher.

The Prism represents life: The white beam represents a person having just been born; the coloured bars represent all the different experiences gained in life hopefully improving wisdom. A prism is a polyhedron with two polygonal faces lying in parallel planes and with the other faces parallelograms. Labels lie. It puts people in mental prisons A way of looking at or thinking about something that causes you to see or understand in a different way, prism. In the one act ePlay PRISM, a celebrity who goes by the name of Carmen and a paparazzi named Jamar are pen pals who have never met, yet they have been writing each other through a series of letters in an attent to clear up an offense and make amends for an injustice. 1 Men 1 Women. Drama/Relationship/Crimes. A play inspired by a photograph. Cast of Characters: Jamar Santos Garcia/PaparazziCarmen Sande/Celebrity

'The truth is covered up with lies.' 'Your secret will find you out, but what if your enemy distorted truth with lies?' There's been two suicides in the past week, on the day where a warrant gets served for an arrest as a detective interrupts a Roman Catholic church meeting during a waiting period for the head priest to take the platform. Yet, the priest never does and the detective finds his suspect, the head priest, has committed suicide on that morning. A few days ago there was another suicide reported of a teenage boy that connects with each other. However, both of their motives were a supportive plea to look at the priest's case again to find bury innocence hidden in plain sight. As these two suicides favor each other in going against gossip that had been spread to raise a huge propaganda over something that never happened between teen and priest. Through their suicide they leave clues, pointing to an innocence that the congregation must solve to uncover the untold story that would have been impossible to win in court with overwhelming evidence. In the end, through the process of finding out what really happens, it brings the church together and builds it up again from out of its ruins to restoration. 12 Men/Women plus 10 chorus singers. Drama/Religious/Crimes. In the one act ePlay, the Incidents Scene (Crime Cover up in the Church - Lack of discipleship in the church, Lack of Unity, Friendlessness, and Teen Suicide) are brought to light and addressed in a fictious way based on biblical truths. Cast of Characters: Priest's WifeBishopDeaconNunUsher 1Usher 2Head UsherDetectiveChurch Member 1Church Member 2Church Member 3Church Member 4Chorus

'When Jesus gets ahold of you lunch He makes Happy Meals' It's late at night. And you get a craving. You want a cheese burger. And a large fry. So you drive to a far away McDonald's. Get on street that know one has heard of. You see the golden arches. Then your craving has been answered. Until you draw closer to see a line of cars wrapped around the building. But, your insatable hunger doesn't let that stop you from wanting that cheese burger. You park your car, get out and go to Dine-In. And what you see ain't a sight for sore eyes, a crowd is swarming in the lobby, eating and waiting to order. You slip in line, hoping for a miracle. In the one act ePlay, Despite the rush hours on opening day at McDonald's, jesus and all of his disciples serve up burgers with a smile at a new Mickey D's in order to feed hungry senseless customers before the 15 minutes rule for burgers sitting out passes. During their hustle-and-bustle, the resturant runs out of food as it'll take a miracle for five thousand to get fed. 12 Men 0 Women. Drama/Religious/Comedy. A Modernized Parable of Luke 9:10-17 (Five Thousand Fed). Cast of Characters: Jesus - Store ManagerPeter - Manager AssistantAndrew - Side 1/2 InitiatorJames - Side 1/2 AssemblerJohn - Front CounterPhilip - Side 1/2 TerminatorNathanael - Side 1/2 Bun PersonThomas - Stock PersonMatthew - Grill MasterJude - FriesSimon - Lobby PersonJudas - Drive-Thru Order/Money TakerRunaway Juvenile - The Lost Son/ROWAN ALLEN

"Bullet holes in a Life Is Great T-shirt. It was the kind of cheap irony I would have written a song about, normally. But it wasn't so funny when it happened to someone I knew." Singer Baxter McLean had one hit in the 1980s, "Mirror Ball Man," but he's barely scraped by as a barroom folksinger ever since. Now yuppies and developers are taking over the funky little harbor town of Libertyport, Massachusetts, where he lives. When he sings a protest song against a waterfront hotel project, Baxter finds himself the prime suspect in at least one murder. Solving the case himself is the only way out. On the bright side, the publicity might jump-start his career - and his love life.

A mermaid. A shipwreck. And a murder. It's our maritime heritage. The annual Yankee Old Home Days festival in Libertyport, Massachusetts, has hit rough seas. The new preacher in town is firing up his flock to protest a saucy sculpture. A booze cruise goes overboard. And a fisherman's son dies violently in his apartment above the Thirsty Lobster bar. Singer-songwriter Baxter McLean (star of the first Libertyport mystery, "Mirror Ball Man") will have to take a break from recording his comeback album to catch a killer. The second Libertyport Mystery from author Joel Brown returns to the picturesque port city on the North Shore of Massachusetts, where townies, artists and yuppies mingle uneasily and the tourists never stop coming.

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." - Edith Wharton - Once upon a time, there was a Middle Schooler named Nedyalka Danil Cianca who was not just your average teenager but there is something special about him. Although Nedyalka's outward appearance may have deemed his future as not looking too bright, and he comes to light as being set apart from rest, who had this magnificently extraordinary handicap - no arms from elbows to hands and no legs from knees to feet. Every day Nedyalka would find creative ways to adapt to anything out of the norm in life to make what he couldn't do without limbs like new, who finds redemption after being struck by lightening that leave him with much more than supernatural powers, but a pair of super-prosthetic limbs. One day, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump while chatting with his uncanny friend, Miriem Skylar Setti, Planet X came upon the world like a thief in the night. Because of that, it brought a monstrosity invasion of apocalyptic alien beings that apocalyptically caused an cataclysm on earth. Until finally, two new breeds of the last light-bearers - NEON-ic and NEON-ik uprises. See what happens in the Adventures of the Last Light-Bearers and Planet-X!-Starring cameo appearances with Tivodar Danil as Nedyalka Danil Cianca AKA Neon-ic, and Skylar Williams as Miriem Skylar Setti AKA Neon-ik! Get the eBook for more of an interactive experience with clickable links to share stuff and activities with the character!-'Be the Light. Bring the Light. Light up the Darkness. Turn off the Dark.'-I am a new breed!

A book written exclusively to and for waitresses! Are you kidding me? What about male waiters? Cooks? Restaurant managers? And owners? No! No! No! Just waitresses. We, the public, overlook waitresses. We praise chefs and cooks, we read their recipe books, we watch their cooking shows, and replicate their fancy dishes. We shake the hand of the high-paid restaurant managers and owners. But waitresses? Who cares? Well I do! Does the world know that your hourly pay rate is below $5 an hour? I do, and I want to help you! I love waitresses, and it's time you're shown the respect you deserve. When it's all said and done, don't we all judge a restaurant or cafe by the service? This book is not only a tribute to waitresses, but it includes over 40 years of my research to help you double and triple your income. If you are a waitress-read this book and change your life! It's written just for you. In fact, this may be the only book ever written exclusively for you the waitress. I teach you 51 methods that waitresses use to: - Double-or even triple-your normal tip - Make customers tip more than 100%- Stop doing what reduces your tips - Start doing what increases your tips I reveal the "Secret to Men" that teaches you, not only how to increase your tips, but greatly improve your relationships with the men in your life. Maybe even get a man into your life! Guys are dying to have a reason to tip their waitresses more. They could have eaten at home or gone through a drive-thru and not had to tip at all, but NO! They came to your restaurant and they sat at your table. They are begging you to show them appreciation and respect. They desperately want you to listen to them and encourage them. A great waitress is: - Sometimes an actress - Sometimes a psychiatrist - Always a friend and encourager - Someone who sees herself as a business owner to boot! Learn how to do all of this and so much more. Change your income-and your life.

Are you a fan of gritty crime novels that delve into the underworld of organized crime? Look no further than "The Hell"!This gripping novel takes you deep into the heart of the Mafia, following the story of a young man named Tony who's caught between loyalty to his family and his own moral code. As he rises through the ranks of the organization, he's forced to make difficult choices that will impact not just his own life, but the lives of those around him.With its vividly depicted characters, authentic portrayal of Mafia culture, and non-stop action, "The Hell" is a must-read for fans of crime fiction. But it's not just the violence and intrigue that make this book stand out - it's the deep exploration of human nature and the consequences of our actions.So why wait? Pick up "The Hell" today and immerse yourself in a world of danger, betrayal, and ultimate redemption. Whether you're a fan of the genre or just looking for a compelling read, this novel is sure to leave a lasting impression.