Bøger af Jimmy Boom Semtex

Penis Bread 2020 is a new release from Jimmy Boom Semtex and a follow up to the other 2020 volumes. The varied work includes both stories and poems. Dover Girl is about a lady teacher from Italy who works in Spain. She has a big impact on her students' lives and they on her's. She gets tattooed, goes to gigs, likes good sex and history. Join Dover Girl on her story of a modern times girl. Calling Centre Virginials NOT is about a call centre in Wales. The boss takes his job seriously as well as his staff. He gives them the personal touch in a special room called the Huff Fluff. Making babies takes place here. Are real call centres like this? The poems range from erotic work like Cycling Short Gal to the satire of working in a tire factory in Tire Factory Blues followed by weapons and current affairs in Distant Fires. Little Red Aeroplane is about a lad who likes planes. Other poems compliment this collection. Enjoy his new book. More in this series will soon follow...

GANGSTA SMALL by Jimmy Boom Semtex a new crime short story about underworld Asian crime. Join an organized criminal on his thoughts, trips, romancing, exploits, family history, dreams and desires in this alternative story about crime and criminality. Based on true events with the names changed to protect the innocent.

This story is partly based on Joe's quest for love and a search for something. What? Good times, sex, the missing link? All of the scenes are false but based in reality. It's up to the readers to define which. It's one fictitious man's journey over five years in his life and personal conquests. Some were good, some bad. All are memorable. Guys and gals, we have all been there. Keep on looking. And when you find what you want, keep hold of it before it's gone. Joe does not exist except in us all. Good luck!

There Is Nothing - This is Jimmy Boom Semtex's new book. The poems and prose for adults here is unique, explosive and funny in equal measure. The usual suspects are covered: evil war, doing trashy jobs, death, surreal views, exotic women and much more. Check out Jimmy's poems. Watch out for his future releases. The future is explosive! An example is: Hunter Becomes the Hunted World War 2 is still relevant in 2014. Widow of a Kriegsmarine Captain's U-boat still misses her husband. How she wishes he'd had a shore posting and not gone to sea. When he died in his steel coffin, he left a wife and a child. His last resting place is now known off the Cornish coast with two other subs.Aurora's Night - Legend has it that in the American desert at a top secret air base, the most advanced and exotic aeroplane ever built is flown. The plane in question, the Aurora, is rumoured to be the fastest, highest climbing, most exhilarating and beautiful in existence. That existence is known to only a few, those who work at Lockheed's Skunk Works. They make the 'cool' planes. Maybe this is how they made the Aurora. Meet Grant, the designer. A young, brilliant and gifted man. His legacy is the most breathtaking flying machine in world history. It all started with a paper plane.We Don't Have Peace - Private Schmidt is a West German border guard on duty with his colleague on Halloween 1986. They would rather be elsewhere. Their job is to watch the East/West German border at Berlin. They witness a brave escape attempt by two men. One is machine gunned by the East German guards. Will the other man live and cross the border alive? Will the Western guards be able to help? Read on to find out in this short Cold War story by Jimmy Boom Semtex. With gay references and romance.We Don't Have Peace 2 - A poetry prequel from my previous pen name Jimmy Boom Semtex short story We Don't Have Peace based on the two escaping characters, Rudy and Hans. Both were gay and wanted to go to the West, from the prison that was the East/East Berlin/East Germany. Thousands fled by a variety of means. Hundreds were shot dead or wounded. These poems cover the time before Rudy and Hans left.

Ultima Thule is at the edge of our known world. Enter Jimmy's world and explore the unknown world through his varied alternative poems. From satirical poetry about world leaders and the New Cold War they created, to the old Cold War, kinky sex, aircraft, natural places, drinking beer and surreal poetry, it's all here. Each poem is a story. If you want something different, this is it. Jimmy Boom Semtex's new poetry ebook. An example is: 25 Imagine that we met twenty five years ago. And did it right. Still being happy now, as we actually are. If we had that type of control over our lives. It would be ace. Beyond words. Just say the words: twenty five years happily together. Imagine that.

Jimmy Boom Semtex is a new writer of alternative poetry, fiction and erotica. With real life characters and situations and hot steamy sex scenes, the three short stories in More Than Mates are new and original. Times of Plenty is about a gay couple and the sex club they go to. Join Brian and Kev as they enjoy a night of adult fun. More Than Once is about Kev and Joe, a mixed race couple and their exploits of hedonism. Mr Fluff is a cops and bad guy story with a difference, featuring lots of action when France meets Jonny. Over 18s only due to adult content.

A follow up to Jimmy Boom Semtex's other 2020 series books featuring more alternative writing in the form of short stories, poetry and also a horror script. The topics are all adult. Love, action, erotica, horror, life and much more is included. The horror scripts cover several Japanese soldiers stranded in the Philippines after their battle group was destroyed. They resort to cannibalism and turn into zombies! Adult stories include a man with a certain talent and on a group of ladies who work in an aircraft museum. The poetry is as varied and ranges from the stupidity of Putin's illegal Ukraine war to satire, romance, humour and more. This is the last 2020 series book.

This book is Jimmy Boom Semtex's new book. A collection of his writing that includes all of his poetry and short story ebooks, now published in ebook/hard copy. The poetry is both satirical and sad, with a huge range of topics in several books. The short stories are on erotica, aircraft, war, current affairs, the supernatural and more. The 2020 series of ebooks contains alternative poems and stories. Much of Jimmy's writing is of adult nature. He has worked with other writers like Craig J. Burt on a collection of hard hitting poems. This book brings Jimmy's career upto May 2021. Watch out for volume 5 in the future.

Septic Tank 2020 is a new release from Jimmy Boom Semtex and a follow up to Nipple Paste 2020. This new collection features both short stories and poems. The varied poems include war/trash/erotic/surreal work. Pier 15 is about a lady boy who meets and greets local sailors. Family Thighs is an erotic poem about a teenage girl and what she does. Tintwistle Narr is about the English mountain of the same name and a P-38 Lightning warplane crash there. The stories range from: Invading Other People's Wives is about bored wives being enjoyed by other men. In Trail Formation is about women who live at natural places. They seduce men out alone. Are the women real or Elementals? Purple Mountain is about a sacred mountain which has a tribe of men with a certain gift. Foreign go there on a special journey. Enjoy his new book. More in this series will soon follow...

This is Picnic, Jimmy Boom Semtex's new poetry book. It features recent work on many topics like world events, war, love, satirical views on world leaders, humour and much more. Fans of Jimmy's work won't be disappointed in this volume which compliments his other releases. There is also a photo section of Jimmy's hometown and other random snaps. Check out this unique ebook now. An example is: Written Or Spoken We write for the reason of writing. Name it more or less than that. The simple reason of writing. To write. Whether it's a shopping list or an epic novel. Words down on paper. Simple and important.

Jimmy Boom Semtex wrote a series about Jelma an Asian fashion designer. The five short stories are here together on one collection. Read about Jelma's journey in life, her family life, her love of fashion, her Asian journey and also her love life. Jelma is a young lady with so much to gain and so much to lose. Jelma is an amazing lady.

Jimmy Boom Semtex did three volumes of My Husband the Whore. They are here in this collection. This story is partly based on Joe's quest for love and a search for something. What? Good times, sex, the missing link? All of the scenes are false but based in reality. It's up to the readers to define which. It's one fictitious man's journey over several years in his life and personal conquests. Some were good, some bad. All are memorable. Guys and gals, we have all been there. Keep on looking. And when you find what you want, keep hold of it before it's gone. Joe does not exist except in us all. Good luck!

Madness abounds here. A stern woman into shady things, a man seduced by a mermaid, sex, online romance, buttholes and chavs, air war, loss of a pet dog and more. Each is unique and gets the impact across.A photo section adds character. Images include Dark Satanic Mills, gold pussycats and council camera cars spying on the local populace. Enjoy this book and enter Jimmy's surreal yet strangely familiar world.Example: JoJoA dog.A dog is never a dog. Never just a 'pet' or an 'animal' but a family member.A loved one.For many long years that love is shared

Hot, Fiery and Molten. This is Jimmy Boom Semtex's new erotic ebook featuring three adult stories: Banana Nana is about a young lady called Janice and her love of the humble banana. Find out what she does with them; Moving East is about a tough guy called Gertrude (when in drag) who moves away from his boring hometown to Witches' Elbow. He likes drinking, fighting, sex and being in drag; Older Lady is about a 40 something cultured lady called Larnaca. She enjoys making love to younger men especially when she travels. Over 18s only due to adult content.Hell Fire Fairies. Meet Nigel and Stacy, an alternative English couple in their thirties. Both are very much in love and enjoy intimacy and making love. They plan on getting married in a pretty hand fasting ceremony in the near future. Both exchange wedding vows to one another while making love. The only thing needed is to make it official by the High Priestess during a magic ritual. What could go wrong?Gothic Sunrise. In a rough northern town called Renford, a gothic music event is taking place in the premier goth club. With over a dozen bands, cool music, all you can drink and an awesome atmosphere, who wants to miss this party? Join Rolo, Denise, Sandra and friends as they see the live bands, drink, get merry, make love and live your life. All inhibitions are cast aside as the bands battle for ascendancy in the Goth War music event. Turn it up to 13. Held once a year. Will you be there?It Doesn't Snow In November. This short story is about a pair of goth girls and what they get up to at weekend. From getting a tattoo, visiting a lover, going to music pubs and a goth/metal club, these young ladies know how to have fun. Originally written in 2005, It Doesn't Snow In November has been released as a free download a decade on. Written in the fast paced live now style, it's a story as relevant now as then. For adults only due to content.Parody of the Dog. For adults only. This story is a satire based upon current world events. From a front line Neo Soviet bunker manned by crack troops to Allied spies on the streets of Moscow, via fierce air battles and erotic fun in weapon factories, modern war is the way forward. There is killing but also sex. From gay Neo Soviet soldiers partying and drinking stolen officer's vodka in their bunker to undercover spies in their Moscow apartment and fun in a nuclear bomb factory, it all happens here. This story is a snapshot of World War 3. With an insane twist. Will the Neo Soviet Russian leader, Pug (a character based on Putin himself), control the world or destroy it, before his mistress beats him to death?

This story is partly based on Joe's quest for love and a search for something. What? Good times, sex, the missing link? All of the scenes are false but based in reality. It's up to the readers to define which. It's one fictitious man's journey in his life and personal conquests. Some were good, some bad. All are memorable.This story predates Whore 1 and 2 and goes right back to the beginning. It describes Joe's early days and his attempts to get a girlfriend and lovers. Some of the sex was good, others bad. For most teenagers, their teen years are a time of frustration, girls in catalogues and frustrated joys. See how Joe coped during his teens, between his child and adult years. In reality, none of this really happened. It's all from Jimmy's fertile imagination. Guys, we are all Joe. Gals, are you Joe's conquests? If not already, you may well be.

This is Jimmy Boom Semtex's best selling Fire Extinguisher Man adult erotic stories collection. Meet Fire Extinguisher Man, an ex fireman, who now has the perfect job. He's a gigolo for hire. The best lover, a trained counselor, he's perfect company for the ladies. Join him in six volumes each of several stories with bored housewives and frustrated women. What else will our rampant lover get up to? This is Jimmy Boom Semtex's new erotic short story anthology. Over 18s only. Prepare for action ladies. If your hubby neglects you, you know who to contact.

'Writing a story with a strong ANTI GUN MESSAGE somehow has added BAD IMPACT when the gangsters use acid to blind, hairspray with lighters to kill. Guns are a liability. Anything even a book can be a LETHAL WEAPON...'This Is A Stick Up! by Jimmy Boom Semtex is his new gangster story the follow up to his decade old Gangster Boyz written for an old American publisher and also published elsewhere by Jimmy. The old story sold well, will this new one do as well? First story in a series of three. Join Gant, Gerald, Joyce and Andrew in their latest criminal escapades. This work features a very strong anti gun message but guns are not necessarily used kill; people manage that well enough without firearms.The action includes bumping off a rival for stealing your hooker; robbing a motorcycle courier of his cache of jewels; the hijack of a petrol tanker; entering a state of the art facility to steal precious metal, and other daring crime stories are all here.

The book everyone has been waiting for. The new project by Jimmy Boom Semtex. It features his new work and several joint poems with other authors/writers/poets. The work is diverse and global in nature. From the life questions of Jimmy's Coded Karma to the surreal dream poem where girls are hills in Mounded, there is variety here. Poems about a crashed warplane include Sunny 8. Others cover nature, war, life, hookers and truck drivers. Examples of joint work includes nature with Lea Boyd, a nautical theme with Shy Lhen Esposo, political work with Gray Nicholls and reminiscing over coffee in a poem with Saurabh Pant. Varied photographs give an added layer to the poetry. Part 2 will follow soon and be just as unique. Star Man Five peso coins look like burnished golden sovereigns. This is the land of sparkling silver. I came here long ago. Following your ghost. One step aside you. Coloured by what? Mysteries. Of those unborn. The harbour. That's where my spaceship is.

This book is Jimmy Boom Semtex's new book. A collection of his writing that includes all of his poetry and short story ebooks, now published in ebook/hard copy. The poetry is both funny and serious, with a huge range of topics in several books. The short stories are on erotica, aircraft, war and fashion. Meet Fire Extinguisher Man, the man with the advantage. He's a charming gigolo and popular with the ladies. He's featured in several stories. Most notable are his Jelma stories about an Asian fashion designer who devotes her life to making the best dresses. Erotic stories like A Sister's Tale and The Humble Maid add to the exotic feel of the book. Other work includes nail biting aerial battles where anything can and does happen. Watch out for volume 3 in the future.

This book volume brings together all of Jimmy Boom Semtex's erotic/adult poetry up till June 2017. Work from over ten poetry collections are featured. It covers varied emotions and situations. Some are serious, some are funny. Reader discretion is advised. Prepare to be enjoyably shocked. Read Jimmy's book if you dare...

Jimmy Boom Semtex's new poetry book is a real hot one. Full of cutting edge work on many things from current affairs (Selfie), animal rights (Dog Munchers) to war (Colonies Die) to Jimmy's childhood memories (Siloth) to sex (Tessa's Thighs) to suicide (Eight Decades) and much more. This is Jimmy's most varied book yet topics wise. There is also a section with short stories, reviews and more in it. This is complimented by a photograph section of Lada cars, Jimmy's old school classroom, now in ruins, food and drink and other cool things. Check out this collection that includes haiku and rhyming work. An example is: Orange I remember the big orange coloured car from when I was a kid at Siloth. Seeing the stop cars smash up and crash. The trucks crashing into one another were cool. One could only turn one way. Bang! Revving engines and broken vehicles. Debris on the ground. Me, a kid. There with my parents on the old airfield. Orange car.

Volume 1 of a collection of gangster and crimes themed stories, writing and poems.From a questions and answer series with a retired hitman and alternative businessman.Via new crime poetry published online by The Yard crime writing site. To several stories about 4 of the UK's most notorious gangsters and what they do. The same 4 gangsters also feature in a futuristic crime caper busting their pal out of jail with a tank. Meet the gay drug smuggler uses high speed cars to move drugs till he crashes and meets a cop similar to him. Jimmy Boom Semtex has a nice little crime collection here. Which is real and which is fake? Is a gangster or hitman or organized criminal really a bad person? Is what they do really that bad? You decide.

This story is partly based on Joe's quest for love and a search for something. What? Good times, sex, the missing link? All of the scenes are false but based in reality. It's up to the readers to define which. It's one fictitious man's journey over several years in his life and personal conquests. Some were good, some bad. All are memorable. This story predates Whore 1 by several years. The main events detailed here took place during 1994 to 2006, with an emphasis on 2002 to 06. In reality, none of this really happened. It's meant to appear real. Does it dear reader? Guys and gals, we have all been there. Keep on looking. And when you find what you want, keep hold of it before it's gone. Joe does not exist except in us all. Good luck!

A new collection by Jimmy Boom Semtex. This book contains varied work on many topics. From a spaceship shaped like a horse (Aerospace Grade Materials), what to do with a body (The Human Body), satire about human waste (Turd People), about the 4th Reich (She Asks), drug war stories (A Mother's Tale) and much more. Jimmy's troubled teen years are covered here (No Teen Gal, Days of Thunder and You Did). Fans of his work and explosive writing style won't be disappointed. Sample: Etched in Bombs Post me a letter bomb to blow me up. Reduce me to pieces for I've had enough. The biggest bit of me, my thumb. Look at it just sitting there, on the floor. I'm like strawberry jam, all over the walls. Best way to be in this selfish money grabbing world, dead. Blown up like those stuck in Aleppo. Blitzed by Putin's bombs in the world's weapon proving ground.

Dominions of Corrosion is Jimmy Boom Semtex's new alternative poetry collection. The work covers many topics like current affairs, conflict on both international and personal levels, human relationships in their many forms, aircraft and flight and others. One poem about a chef is in varied edited versions by other writers. Two Millimetres It takes a special person to work in a restaurant's kitchen. A narcissist. Not just being able to cook or having a passion for food. Some learn it, the best are born with it. Head Chef, is it lonely at the top? Jimmy's writing is happy, sad, satirical, serious. Fans of his work won't be disappointed. It follows on from his previous books and as a stand alone volume.

A secret mission to Burma to destroy their secret weapon projects and stop a future war. The risks are off the scale. Will the daring flight crew make it back alive? Over mirror smooth black Pacific waters under an arcing dark sky full of a billion stars, my stealth warplane ghosts towards her targets on her mission of war. She is a wraith of non existence with the looks of a Goddess, doing her work to stop the devil. Soon she will be over her target. Let the fun begin... KAHLIA AKASHA returns...

Suction Pump 2020 is a new release from Jimmy Boom Semtex and a follow up to the other 2020 volumes. The varied work includes 11 very different short stories: There is the man commuting to work by train who meets a serial killer. There is a dinner meeting in Portugal featuring spies and the fate of the world. There is the situation after a jet dog fight when the two pilots meet on a remote island. There is the ideal alternative couple about to get married but something happens. There is a ghostly Captain who wants command back of his ship back. There is the Asian gigolo and three Persian princesses. There is the story about the lonely dog who wants a friend. There is a touching wartime romance story about a young couple. There is a telephone call between a man and a woman. There is the Martian artist colonies and their debauchery. There is a trip to the cinema with a difference. Erotic scenes and death play a part in the writing and stories. Read on to see what happens to the equally varied characters. Will this 2020 book be Jimmy's last in the series? Time will tell. Enjoy. More in this series will soon follow...

Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing: ) is the new poetry collection by alternative author Jimmy Boom Semtex. The fifteen thousand words cover many areas in different sections. Aircraft are covered in the first section, people in the second, alternative writing in the third and strange things in the last part. A bonus section includes Jimmy's joint writing project with dark romance author P.J. Reed. This book compliments and adds to Jimmy's other unique poetry/prose collections. An example is: Syria: Ukraine Part Two It's a matter of time before a Neo Soviet jet or gunship is shot down in Syria. The crew being captured. Then their heads being chopped and spiked. Filmed on Hi Def video for their mamushkas to see.

A short story about a guy with skills. He is an operative, military trained, knows both politics and operations. His lifestyle is simple to stay off the grid. With an unlimited black ATM card and spending money on not the obvious, the operative mirrors his powerful family line. His business empire is truly international and he is the typical 21st Century alternative businessman. His various lady friends are his opposite in all ways. One is in yer-face, flamboyant, speaks her mind and knows her place. A model and cash spender. Join them as they meet in the casino, see how his new girlfriend enjoys fashion shopping in Hong Kong, read how her partner meets organized crime kingpins to further his growing international business empire. Another female companion is his direct opposite, an Interpol agent. From foe to lover their togetherness is different. This book is a little snapshot about crime lords and what they do in the black and white world.

The book is the follow up to book one. It features his new work and several joint poems with other authors/writers/poets. The work is diverse and global in nature. From Jimmy's poems on missiles (Cruise) to touching eroticism (Curvature) and hard hitting work on a deprived town (Dumpster Town), this ebook has it all. Like book 1 there is a section on Mustang Sunny 8 with poems and photos of the actual plane crash. The joint project section has many poems. Examples are Free Falling by Drifting star and Leg Fetish by Nalini Starr. Varied photographs give an added layer to the poetry. Glass Wall If you saw the person Who mattered to you the most In one human lifetime Behind a glass window What would you tell them? What if there was no sound?