Bøger af Jason Tanamor

Moo Moo Francis Tanamor is a foster fail. Originally, a neighbor was set to adopt him. That, however, fell through. Eventually, Moo Moo integrated into his foster family. Now, he is a permanent member of the Tanamor clan. His story is this: A coyote murdered Moo Moo's entire family - mother and siblings. He was the only survivor. Although he managed to escape, and found solace in the comfort of his new family, something happened to Moo Moo, something vicious... One theory is that the coyote was not only his family's killer, but also his... father! A second theory is that he's just a fucking weird cat. Now, Moo Moo terrorizes his foster parents with random kills, bringing them into the house like trophies. So, why won't they get rid of him? Good question. Some may suspect that the Tanamors are suckers for punishment. Whatever the case, at least close the damn door. Moo Moo the Serial Killer Cat is a real life tale of desire, consumption, and murder. * All proceeds benefit the very shelter the Tanamors adopted Moo Moo from. ** Each book comes paw-tographed by Moo Moo. *** This book contains some adult language.

From the author of HELLO LESBIAN! is another comedy called HELLO FABULOUS! The Flamingo, the biggest openly gay event in the world, decides to move from its usual destination of Las Vegas to the lesser-known city of Moline, Illinois. The event features gay musical acts, clinics, and novelties, and is coming to Moline for the first time due to tax breaks and the fact that the mayor is the uncle of the one and only fabulous host, Spencer Gayman. Randy Straight, a boring hetero, is continually mistaken for Gayman. This mistake begins to snowball, with the media believing that Gayman has hit the town well before the scheduled event to perhaps scout out restaurants, tour, shop, or all of the above. Straight then sees his life go from "straight and boring" to "gay and FAB-you-LUSS" overnight. He begins to receive VIP treatment in the form of restaurant, hotel, and clothing comps. Not to mention the occasional hetero woman willing to turn Gayman straight. Straight's super hetero friends, Peter Christman and Jack Dudemeister, begin to enjoy the perks of being in a celebrity entourage. They encourage Straight to play the part - 100%. That is until Gayman comes to town for real after hearing that his good, gay name has been tarnished by being seen in places like K-Mart. "Oh no he dih'nt!" HELLO FABULOUS! is a hilarious story about mistaken identity that results in a climax that determines the REAL fabulous one. Oh, and there's a giant flamingo, too!

Unknown is in prison for fraud. Ambiguous is in prison for murder. And Stud is in prison for, well, no one really knows for sure. To pass the time, the prisoners tell stories to each other. They do this to avoid going insane. The facts and fictions often get misconstrued with each inmate attempting to one up each other so that his story is the most dynamic of them all. Whether the story is about stalking, pedophiles or throat chlamydia, each tale plays some role in the healing process. When each prisoner bails the water from his toilet bowl the result is a communication system through the drainpipes. Nobody really knows who is telling the story, if the story is true and what the story actually means. The one certain is Unknown, the unofficial leader of this band of degenerates, who convinces each inmate to accept his action because the crime resulted in much needed legislation such as Amber Alert. But, as time progresses, even Unknown begins to question his stories. The ending will shock and surprise you; it will make you feel sorry for these prisoners."ANONYMOUS IS A THRILLING LITERARY HORROR NOVEL THAT WILL KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES!"REVIEWS: "Tanamor writes like a deformed love child of Chuck Palahniuk and Charles Bukowski who has finally discovered its own voice... a well-crafted piece of experimental, voyeuristic fiction from a promising writer with lots of potential... a winning jumble of the gritty, the raw, and the grotesque." - Publishers Weekly Starred Review"Anonymous is one of those margin hugging novels that toes the line between a dark, edgy, cult gem and a commercial bestseller, and should satisfy aficionados of both." - Book Knurd"...reveling in the vagaries of unreliable narration, Tanamor proves himself a master of the existential mystery: the question is never whodunit, but who is the 'who, ' and how do we know that the 'it' ever really got done?" - Small Press Reviews"Reading Anonymous is like taking an audio tour of a high security jail, the tales told will shock, challenge and amuse in equal measure. Tanamor has a gift for skimming the scum from the top of a boiling pot of rancid emotion and making you taste it.." - Matt Adcock, Dark Matters Reviews "The imagery of Jason Tanamor's Anonymous is often quite effective. Something is undeniably eerie about these disembodied voices detailing their crimes and why they committed them, especially the Greek chorus of unnamed "ghosts" that interject with their own (often creepy and lecherous) thoughts throughout the narrative." - Indiereader"THRILLING! A LITERARY HORROR GEM FILLED WITH SUSPENSE!

From the author of the critically acclaimed cult novel, ANONYMOUS, comes a dark tale about love and loss.Meet Jeffrey.Jeffrey is turning forty. He has a good job, a loving wife, and a beautiful house. When the love of his life passes suddenly, his seemingly normal world turns upside down. The sudden death, along with his midlife crisis, causes Jeffrey to grieve the five stages in unnatural ways. He trades in his Toyota Corolla for a Corvette, smokes pot with the neighbor kid, and dresses up in cheerleader outfits with his pals William and Lena in order to feel young and beautiful.William and Lena agree to do whatever it takes to help Jeffrey during his grief, even when it means committing minor crimes such as burglary. All is kosher until William notices a downward change in Jeffrey. Distraught by memories of his wife, and despite William's and Lena's best efforts, Jeffrey begins to slowly derail into a dark place that only he could get out of. An internal battle with his emotions and himself, Jeffrey takes matters into his own hands to pull through.DRAMA DOLLS is an intimate, dark comedy about loss and obsession, survival and grief, and the desiring need to take control of your own life.