Bøger af George Saoulidis

Pop My CherryRollerball rencontre GLOW dans ce foutu bordel d'une histoire de sport.Hector a formé son équipe et est maintenant l'heureux propriétaire de deux athlètes Cyberpink. Il n'a toujours aucune idée de ce qu'il faut faire et comment avancer, et les ennemis qu'il s'est déjà fait essayent de le mettre hors du jeu avant même qu'il n'arrive sur la ligne de départ. Cherry s'acclimate à sa nouvelle maison, et le passé de Pickle revient la mordre dans le cul.L'équipe nouvellement formée parviendra-t-elle à remporter son premier match ? Pickle peut garder son secret ? Découvrez dans le deuxième livre de cette histoire passionnante où la popularité est reine et le sang coule rose.Voici le livre 2 de la série Cyberpink. Pour plus d'histoires et d'astuces, rendez-vous sur https: //cyberpinktournament.comAVERTISSEMENT: "Cherry Pie" contient du contenu explicite, l'usage de drogues, de faibles inhibitions, la malédiction en plusieurs langues, l'orthographe britannique, le politiquement correct européen, une tonne de choses données dans le système métrique, le sang rose, le sang rouge, le sang séché, le culte des dieux inventé, les références aux parties du corps masculin et féminin, boire, abus, meurtre sportif, meurtre contre rémunération, tentative de meurtre, fans lubriques directement depuis 4chan, la polyamour, le gangstérisme, la servitude pour dettes (le genre d'esclavage non-sexy), le transhumanisme, la citation erronée de Doctor Who, les personnages LGBT, la diversité, les espoirs et rêves écrasés, la consommation d'ouzo en grande quantité, la consommation de saumure en grande quantité, les choses mal identifiées, les scènes des toilettes (Hitchcock serait fier) et l'histoire d'un héros qui essaie simplement de faire la bonne chose en se plaignant de cela.

Biker Amazons and Celebrity SingersSons Of Anarchy meets The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo in this coming of age dystopian novel.When the daughter of Greece's premier singer fails to sing as expected, she finds out about a biker group of women. But will she manage to find the elusive Orosa, the bikers' motovlogger, when all she has to go on are random street-sightings of criminal behaviour, when her family is opposed to her following this path and when her dad's employer wants to keep her as she was for marketing purposes?Do you want to know what's next for the voiceless Aura? Do you wanna meet the Amazons? Then read this coming of age story in a world where fate is quite literal.

Upwards and OnwardsWhat did you think was the road stop for man to explore the empty reaches of space? Faster than light travel? Interstellar navigation? Time dilation?Puh. We beat all that by sheer force of will.No.It was micrometeoroids.Rocks.Fucking space rocks.This omnibus contains the antigravel stories: -Girl Gone Nova-A Thousand Eves-Where a Spaceship Goes to Die-Cosmophobia-Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy-Press Any Key to Destroy the Earth-Fluffy or Shiny?-Explosive Decompression-A Trillion-Dollar Rock-The Imiteles Space Station-Chucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup Truck-The Lighthouse at the Edge of the Galaxy-Technosphere-Simming Problem, My Ass-Just Take a Nap-Alien Animal Control-Hot JupiterCome explore our brand new world of space opera stories in the Antigravel Universe at antigravel.com

Trick or Be EatenEd and Archie are off to America to find the Pumpkin and go on a raid. Will they manage the dreaded third level? Will Ed figure out what happened to his brother? And will the secret of the Pumpkin that he stumbled upon help him finish the Raid?This is book 2 of the Halloween Raid series.

A Mythical ParadoxWhen a giant fox terrorises the city of Thebes, a skeptical wanderer decides to help out so that the Regent can pay for his adventures in gold. But will he manage to catch the uncatchable beast, when the only man who knows anything is a grumpy old man who transforms people that bother him, when the Oracle tells of his involvement despite Tryx not believing in such things and when the dead bodies keep piling up with every passing day?This story is based on the myth of the Teumessian Fox and the Laelaps Dog.

When Aphrodite sends her off to a sex convention in Canary Wharf, Eudora makes the flight and shows up. But will she manage to fulfill the terms of her contract, when she has nothing entertaining to show people, when an unusual Santa is hogging all the attention and when her own insecurities drag her down?This is a Christmas special of the Influencer book series.WARNING: Contains explicit futanari/hermaphrodite content.

Come and Get Squirted OnIt's a hot summer day in Athens and Cherry has nothing to do than sweat her skin off. After bothering everyone in the Pies and getting shooed from from all of them, she decides to be helpful for a change. Will her plan to squirt on random strangers work in her favour? Will it finally get nice and breezy? And most importantly, how will Hector take it?A Cyberpink short story.Warning: This story is naughty, in case that wasn't blatantly obvious.

A Curious Case Of EudaemoniaTron meets Inside Out in this funny sci-fi thriller. When an ordinary guy's implanted devices are reset after a construction accident that costs him his arm, the daemons in charge of his electronics are just trying to do their job as usual. But will they manage to keep their user happy and alive, when every bit of info they uncover becomes another part of a mystery, when it becomes clear that someone is framing him for murder and when a corporation is sending a snake charmer assassin after him? Inspired by Aristophanes Clouds (Nefeles) and a little bit of "Inside Out," this fast-paced action-thriller delivers computer jokes along with an interesting tale of redemption. From ScifiSelect: "This humorous look into the Internet of Things is equal parts exciting and worrisome." Do you want to know what's next for the poor daemons? Do you wanna meet the User? Then read a curious case of eudaemonia in this unique sci-fi action thriller. Bonus: Contains 3 short stories.-The Fir Smart-Tree. A modern retelling of "The Fir Tree," by Hans Christian Andersen.-Alethea. A short story about food.-Selenography. The adventures of a moon rover all alone up there in the sky.

Scrooge Is Looking For A TaxiDickens meets I, Robot in this sci-fi retelling of a classic story. In this modern retelling of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," Scrooge is looking for a taxi to get home on Christmas Eve. But he will get the ride of his life, as he is walked through his past, his present and his future to end up a changed man. Set in modern day Athens, this science-fiction version of the classic ghost story is guaranteed to bring shivers down your spine and a smile to your face. "It isn't too late for all us Scrooges, and this story did make me see more than the classic.""An entertaining, uplifting novella perfect to read during Christmastime." "This is a rollicking, hiccup producing, laugh out loud morality play that would make Dickens sit up and take notice. A lot of fun!"Read more of the Cyberpunk Fairy Tales, a unique twist on the classic stories you grew up with. Sometimes dark and disturbing like the Grimm stories, sometimes new and relevant to the modern age.

Tushy has met someone. Someone she was supposed to have reapt. But she spared him. Or, did she? The only thing she knows is that she's in deep trouble now, but she can't stay away from him. Will the inexperienced reaper manage to keep her new boyfriend alive?This is book 2 of the Tushy Reaper series.Warning: The protagonist likes big butts and cannot lie.

A Curious Case Of EudaemoniaTron meets Inside Out in this funny sci-fi thriller. When an ordinary guy's implanted devices are reset after a construction accident that costs him his arm, the daemons in charge of his electronics are just trying to do their job as usual. But will they manage to keep their user happy and alive, when every bit of info they uncover becomes another part of a mystery, when it becomes clear that someone is framing him for murder and when a corporation is sending a snake charmer assassin after him? Inspired by Aristophanes Clouds (Nefeles) and a little bit of "Inside Out," this fast-paced action-thriller delivers computer jokes along with an interesting tale of redemption. From ScifiSelect: "This humorous look into the Internet of Things is equal parts exiting and worrisome." Do you want to know what's next for the poor daemons? Do you wanna meet the User? Then read a curious case of eudaemonia in this unique sci-fi action thriller.

Dead GorgeousWhen a professional dronehunter dies from an electrocution accident, he meets his Reaper face to face. Turns out she's quite cute, inexperienced and has a magnificent tushy. To both their surprise he doesn't really die that day, so they go on a coffee date as if nothing happened. Will Theseus manage to figure out how to stay alive, when his reaper is quite inexperienced, when this new world of the dead and living is opened up to him and when the god of death wants his reaper back?This is book 1 of the Tushy Reaper series.Warning: The protagonist likes big butts and cannot lie.

Eudora has achieved her immediate goal, and finds herself in a bit of a loss. She wades her way through her lovers trying to come up with something. Will she figure out what to do in her new life?This is book 6 of the Influencer book series.WARNING: Contains explicit futa content.

When a scavenger captain offers her an unusual job in the middle of nowhere, Delphine accepts and tags along. But will she manage to get the treasure they're looking for, when she has to operate a seadrone all by herself, when the treasure is buried in a spaceship graveyard 2 miles under water and when the challenges she faces go beyond her wildest fears?This story is inspired by Point Nemo, a place located as far away from land as possible where spaceships go to die.

Chatouiller mon cornichonRollerball rencontre GLOW dans ce foutu bordel d'une histoire de sport.Lorsqu'un armurier en faillite finit par posséder un jongleur de deuxième ordre, il décide de se lancer. Mais parviendra-t-il à faire du profit, quand il connaît peu de choses sur le jeu et son monde miteux, quand les adversaires se salissent sur le terrain et en dehors, et quand la popularité du jeu augmente avec chaque blessure ou mort de joueur ?Tu veux regarder le match de Cyberpink ? Tu veux rencontrer Pickle Pie ? Alors lisez cette histoire passionnante où la popularité est reine et le sang coule rose.Voici le livre 1 de la série Cyberpink.AVERTISSEMENT: "Pickle Pie" contient l'usage de drogue, de faibles inhibitions, la malédiction en plusieurs langues, l'orthographe britannique, le politiquement correct européen, une tonne de choses données dans le système métrique, le sang rose, le sang rouge, le sang séché, le culte des dieux inventé, des références aux parties du corps masculin et féminin, boire, abus, meurtre sportif, meurtre contre rémunération, tentative de meurtre, fans lubriques directement depuis 4chan, la polyamour, le gangstérisme, la servitude pour dettes (le genre de servitude non sexiste), le transhumanisme, la citation erronée de Doctor Who, les personnages LGBT, la diversité, la consommation de cornichons en grande quantité, la consommation d'ouzo en grande quantité, les objets mal nommés, les scènes dans les toilettes (Hitchcock serait fier) et l'histoire d'un héros qui essaie juste de faire la bonne chose en se plaignant de cela.

A battle of words.A collection of short stories with the theme of language: Meat the AliensChucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup TruckThe Kiss of the SphinxThe Last StargunnerSpeaking in BubblesThe Root of the ProblemAstropithecus

Pickle can't seem to get any sleep during the night, so she tiptoes into the kitchen for a midnight snack. But the others are very noisy downstairs and her craving doesn't seem to go away. Will she figure it out with the help of Cherry or is it a deeper issue?A Cyberpink short story.Warning: Contains explicit content.

How Fast Can You Think?Limitless meets Black Mirror in this novel that pushes the limits of a couple's minds.When Galene meets a man who's only goal in life is to make his mind go faster, she ends up falling for him. But will she manage to keep the relationship going at the top of the glass tower, when in reality she's too much of a slob and is bogged down with all her unfinished goals, when their age difference becomes too much of a problem, and when his work places them in the sights of an unforgiving huntress?Do you want to know what's next for the computer geek Galene? Do you wanna meet Artemis? Then read this bittersweet story in a world where thinking too swiftly can get you killed.This is Book 2 of the Hire a Muse series.

When the new girl in town stumbles on a couple with a very unique relationship, she decides to help them with an unconventional solution. But will she manage to keep them together despite the cosmic forces trying to keep them apart, when the very nature of the solution she proposed can get in the way of the couple and when her university professor is opposed to the project?

When Horace gets fired from his dead-end job, an unexpected lady gives him the courage to stand up for himself. But will he manage to get his life back in order when 7 strange women suddenly burst into his life and his home, when he has agreed to the Terms of Service without having read them and when the game these women are playing ends up in either success or death? WARNING:

Wanna break up? There's an app for that. Dexter meets Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce in this snarky black comedy that follows Eris as she toys with people's lives. When 25 year-old Eris gets fired from her minimum-wage job, she stumbles on her friend's startup which outsources bad news to people. But will she manage to keep her friendships intact when she finds out she's very good at delivering breakups, when demand is really picking up and when the recipients don't take to the news too kindly? Inspired by the Greek Goddess of discord Eris and by today's app services obsession. Do you want to meet Eris? Do you want to see the waterworks? Then read this black comedy that will make your heart break.

Scrooge Is Looking For A TaxiDickens meets I, Robot in this sci-fi retelling of a classic story. In this modern retelling of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," Scrooge is looking for a taxi to get home on Christmas Eve. But he will get the ride of his life, as he is walked through his past, his present and his future to end up a changed man. Set in modern day Athens, this science-fiction version of the classic ghost story is guaranteed to bring shivers down your spine and a smile to your face. "It isn't too late for all us Scrooges, and this story did make me see more than the classic." "An entertaining, uplifting novella perfect to read during Christmastime." "This is a rollicking, hiccup producing, laugh out loud morality play that would make Dickens sit up and take notice. A lot of fun!"Read more of the Cyberpunk Fairy Tales, a unique twist on the classic stories you grew up with. Sometimes dark and disturbing like the Grimm stories, other times new and relevant to the modern age.