Bøger af Dawn Weber

She's the Princess of Poor Choices. The Señora of Stupid Plans. The Queen of Questionable Schemes.Yes-Dawn Weber is really good. At bad ideas.In the irreverent, side-splitting "Black Dog, White Couch, and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas," Weber makes the terrible choice of owning an ill-mannered black dog at the same time as a white couch, then obtaining another enormous, drooling dog-and several more white couches.But wait, there's more!Like the time she spent $800 on a 99-cent goldfish. And the time she super-glued mothballs to a tarp and almost killed her family. And almost every single thing she did in the 1980s.From the award-winning author of "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" comes a memoir-in-essays-in-idiocy, chock full of bad ideas, aversions to pants, and never-ending quests to get the hell out of Ohio.So pull up a couch, pour a glass of gas-station wine, and pick up "Black Dog, White Couch, and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas." You're in for a howling good time.

Pesky kids, insane dogs, farting husbands. Some would call these major annoyances. Dawn Weber calls it Monday morning. But Dawn doesn't get mad. She gets mobile. That's right -- she whips out her smartphone, and she takes names. "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" is a thoroughly modern concept, a book drafted entirely on a phone. On the bleachers, in the bathroom -- anywhere she could, with any time she could find, Dawn pulled her smartphone from her purse and let her thumbs do the walking, tapping out a side-splitting romp through midlife in the Midwest.Hey -- she loves her family. She can even tolerate her co-workers. But sometimes, they drive her nuts. They use all the toilet paper. They drink all the coffee. They swipe her stuff and spend her money and talk too loudly. They burp, they fart, and they snore, sometimes simultaneously.These are the stories Dawn tells in this hilarious humor collection, perfect for any woman who's busy and frazzled and ready for a break. "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" is a fast-paced, raunchy, guilty pleasure, just like a nice box of wine.

This is a true story of unimaginable pain I had to face throughout my life, That I had covered up with mask my whole life until now. Through my battles of illness fear of death gave me no option other than dying or to find Jesus Christ, and I turned my life and will over to his care. I share traumas that he has given me the ability to forgive others and myself. My story talks about how I was able to overcome trauma and face them head on. This is a story that was mine until I came to Christ and he gave me the courage when faced with death to be brave, and prove to Him that I had the courage and faith to trust to start living for only him. He asked me on my deathbed, "Are you done living for humanity, and their opinions, risk losing them all, and show the world that through Me all things are possible?" I found a courage I never had before. I never thought there would come a day where I would be capable of such honesty, and I would not have been able to break the chains of the enemies bondage without Him. I hope my story can help one person and that one person may help many more. I don't have to be like the person next to me, and that He made me the way He wanted me. That I could be happy with the new creation He created and quit comparing my worth to others. He showed me that we all have a job here on earth and that each one is as important as mine. He will love me the same as if I served him my whole life or just today as long as I came to Him, and found my purpose. I ended this book, and after I closed this book I had many more events that happened that were painful beyond belief. I am here to say that through Him we can walk through fire unscathed. He is the love of my life, and I am his beloved.