Bøger af Dave Madden

A delightfully humorous and educational journey into the whimsical world of farmyard gasses that will leave both children and parents in fits of laughter. Geared towards 8-14-year-old readers, this engaging book explores the often overlooked and hilarious aspect of farm life - the farts of cows, pigs, sheep and goats, horses, and poultry including chickens, ducks, and turkeys.In Chapter 1, readers are introduced to the amusing concept of farm animal farts, setting the tone for a captivating exploration. Each subsequent chapter delves into the unique and entertaining flatulence of different animals, unveiling the Moo-tastic World of Cow Farts, the Snorting Fart Machines that are Pigs, the Baa-rilliant Sheep and Goat Gasses, and the Thunder Down Under with Horse Farts.Chapter 6 takes readers on a journey through Poultry Poots, introducing them to the comical farts of chickens, ducks, and turkeys. As the narrative unfolds, the book seamlessly combines humor with educational content, shedding light on the science behind these bodily functions in "The Science of Farts."Closing the book with a burst of laughter, Chapter 7, "Fun Fart Facts and Quizzes," offers a playful yet educational exploration of various fart-related trivia and quizzes, ensuring that readers not only enjoy the journey but also learn fascinating facts along the way."Farm Animal Farts" is a perfect blend of entertainment and education, providing children with a hilarious and memorable introduction to the fascinating world of farm animals and their unique bodily functions. Parents will appreciate the clever integration of scientific concepts, ensuring that the laughter is accompanied by a subtle dose of learning. This book is not just a fun read but a shared experience that bridges generations, making it an ideal addition to family bookshelves everywhere. Get ready for a side-splitting adventure that will have everyone giggling and learning together!

Embark on a Wild, Wacky, and Wonderfully Stinky Adventure!"Exotic Animal Farts" is not your typical wildlife book. It's an uproarious, eye-opening journey into one of nature's most amusing phenomena: animal farts! Perfect for young readers aged 8 to 14, especially boys who love a bit of gross-out humor mixed with real science, this book is guaranteed to evoke giggles, gasps, and a newfound appreciation for the animal kingdom's gassier side. Uncover the Farting Secrets of the Animal Kingdom!Spanning the savannahs of Africa to the depths of the ocean, "Exotic Animal Farts" dives into the digestive wonders of the world's most fascinating creatures. From the roaring farts of lions to the eco-friendly pops of kangaroos, each chapter unveils the unique farting habits of different animals, backed by scientific facts and spiced with a healthy dose of humor. Farting: More Than Just Laughs!While the book is undoubtedly humorous, it also delivers important messages about biology, ecology, and the environment. It explains how farts, though often laughed at, play a crucial role in animal health and the ecosystem. Young readers will learn about digestion, diet, and the impact of these natural processes on our planet. Perfect for Young Readers and Families!"Exotic Animal Farts" is a fantastic read for children who love animals, science, and a good laugh. It's also a great pick for parents and educators looking for a book that combines education with entertainment. This book sparks curiosity, encourages environmental awareness, and provides plenty of opportunities for family discussion and laughter.So, are you ready to explore the wild and windy world of "Exotic Animal Farts"? Get your copy today and join this giggly, gassy, and educational adventure!

"[An] engagingly offbeat study . . . let's us in on the bizarre and sometimes repellent world of taxidermy." -The Wall Street JournalWhy would someone want to create or own the mounted skin of a dead animal? That's the question Dave Madden explores in The Authentic Animal. Madden starts his journey with the life story of Carl Akeley, the father of modern taxidermy. Akeley started small by stuffing a canary, but by the end of his life he had created the astonishing Akeley Hall of African Mammals at The American Museum of Natural History. What Akeley strove for and what fascinates Madden is the attempt by the taxidermist to replicate the authentic animal, looking as though it's still alive. To get a first-hand glimpse at this world, Madden travels to the World Taxidermy Championships, the garage workplaces of people who mount freeze-dried pets for bereaved owners, and the classrooms of a taxidermy academy where students stretch deer pelts over foam bases. On his travels, he looks at the many forms taxidermy takes-hunting trophies, museum dioramas, roadside novelties, pet memorials-and considers what taxidermy has to tell us about human-animal relationships. The Authentic Animal is an entertaining and thought-provoking blend of history, biology, and philosophy that will make readers think twice the next time they scoff at a moose head hung lovingly on a wall.

After the Plains queered him, Dave Madden decided to return the favor. This outstanding collection of short stories tells the tale of a different kind of difference-one not set in the glittering lights of New York or Los Angeles, but in the grand and wide American Midwest. For Madden's characters, their queerness is part of the environment, like the soil, the sky, and the supermarket: an HIV-positive chemist uses football to connect with his brothers; a 17-year-old girl tussles with a cartoon cobra to avoid thinking about the mother who abandoned her; and a hotel concierge starts attending Mass even though his partner was molested by a priest. In seeking out the ordinary struggles of extraordinary people trying to figure out their place within families and communities, Madden masterfully explores what it means to be an outsider always looking in.