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As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress-Heal yourself-Bring joy to people around and-Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you.So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read!So what are you waiting for?Scroll up NOW and click the BUY Button to get your own copy!Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone!Sample Jokes in the Book1.The First Question of Donald TrumpPresident of United States is most afraid of falling into the language trap when doing a public speech, so he always speaks with cautious.One day, Donald Trump visited Russia. At the airport, a reporter asked Donald Trump, 'Do you want to go to the nightclub?'Donald Trump is very smart and replied this question with another question: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?'In the next morning, the headline of the newspaper is: "The first question of Donald Trump that he asked when he arrived Russia: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' "2.One Wish For Three PeopleOne day, three people went to the cliff and they met a genie!The genie grants each of them a wish, only if they jump down the cliff while making their wish.The sea is next to the cliff, so it is safe for them to jump down.The first man jumped down and shouted, 'Money! Money!'When he landed, he has money all over his body.The second man jumped down and shouted, 'Gold! Gold!'When he landed, he has gold all over his body.The third man saw that he could not wait to jump down, but unfortunately he was caught by the branches on the way.He shouted, 'Oh! Shit!' In the end, he has shit all over his body.3.Who Fart on Bus?In the morning, the bus was crowded with people. Someone secretly farts and farts again and it smells so badly, and the passengers cannot move away.Everyone wants to find out this guy and kick him out of the bus, but no one knows who farts.Finally, the driver said, 'Hey! The farting guy! You have not paid the fare yet!' Bob replied. 'Yes, I have paid the fare!' and then he was kicked out of the bus.4.A Great ProphetThere was a place that has no rain for three year. A desperate farmer came to ask the prophet, 'When will it rain?'The prophet gave him an envelop and said, 'This is a secret, and do not reveal it until the time comes. The time will come when you see rain in the sky, then and only then the secret is for you to reveal.'Three days later, it began to rain, and the farmer remembered what the prophet has said, and took out the envelop and opened it. It is written: "It's raining today."The farmer was shocked and said, 'His prophecy comes true! He is really a great prophet!'5. The Fatal FoodOne day, a famous nutritionist gave a speech to a large audience in Chicago. "The things we eat that goes into our stomach are enough to kill the majority of people here: the meat is terrible and the vegetables are terrible, and no one of us is aware of the bacteria that are present in the drinking water, and out of all, there is one food that is the most dangerous to our health, but we all have to eat it someday, who can tell me what the fatal food I am talking about? Anyone? The gentleman of the first row, please tell me your answer."The man bowed his head and replied, "A Wedding Cake."

HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.

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Do you want to be the SMARTEST and FUNNIEST person among your friends? Purchase 100 FUNNY IQ Questions and challenge your friends and family! Share 100 FUNNY IQ Questions at school, at home or even in a school bus. It is the best way to be SMART and FUNNY as 100 FUNNY IQ Questions are making everyone laugh!! GOT TO KNOW THEM ALL!!! DO NOT BUY IF YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS FROM BELOW!!! Sample Questions: 1)You can do it, I can do it, we can do it, but two people cannot do it together. What is it? 2)There are two places on Earth, where yesterday can be today, today can be tomorrow, where are these places? 3)There is a thing that everyone might have the chance of using it, but when you see it, you don't want to buy it. Even if you buy it, you don't want to use it now, and you don't know that you are using it when you are using it. What is this thing? 4)There is a woman behind every successful man, then who behind every unsuccessful man? 5)Jack is trapped in a room, there is only one door in the room and no matter how hard he push the door, the door just cannot be opened. Then how can he escape? 6)There was a day Napoleon fought a great battle in Waterloo. When he was facing the enemy, and he commanded his strongest army to fight off the enemy, he said "Go! All My Army! Go All Out! Win This Battle With Honour And Dignity!" He said it loud and clear but no one was following him and he lost this battle at the end. Why was it? What happened to this one of the greatest hero is history? 7)I think everyone heard of a story called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". There was a shepherd boy who was fond of playing practical jokes, saying that wolves had attacked his sheep. Two times the inhabitants came rushing out in alarm- and then went back with the shepherd laughing at them. Eventually, some wolves really came. The shepherd boy cried out for help but no one believes in him. So he lost his sheep. The question is: "What can you learn from it?" 8) In a far far away, 2 princes are challenging each other with sword battle for the princess. However, the princess is very very ugly, so why are they fighting for her? 9) There is a thing that everyone might have the chance of using it, but when you see it, you don't want to buy it. Even if you buy it, you don't want to use it now, and you don't know that you are using it when you are using it. What is this thing? 10) Donald Trump is going to New York while passing through California. However, a major earthquake occurs in California when he is passing through California, why is he safe and sound?

HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to - - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.$5,000,000 or 5 Daughters? The Wiseman asks: "What would you choose, five millions dollars or five daughters?" The Fool replies: "Silly! Of course, I would choose five millions dollars!" The Wiseman said: "If you have five millions dollars, you will not be satisfied and always want more money, but if you have five daughters, you will surely say, 'I have enough.'" 2.A Tricky Letter from The Prisoner A prisoner knows that the letters he sent to his wife from the prison were screened first. When he received his wife's letter about her home garden, the letter is written: "Honey, when should we plant our potatoes?" He wrote a replied letter: "No matter what, DO NOT dig any soil in the garden. I buried all my guns and weapons in there. " A few days later his wife replied, "Seven investigators came to my home, they dig every inch of soil in the garden." Then she received her husband's letter, "Now is the time to plant some potatoes." 3.Typing Skill CEO: "Wow! You typing skill is greatly improved! There are only six typos! Keep up the good work!" Secretary: "Thank you!" CEO: "Now, let's take a look at the second line..."

Do you want to be the SMARTEST and FUNNIEST person among your friends? Purchase 100 FUNNY IQ Questions (Volume 3) and challenge your friends and family! Share FUNNY IQ Questions at school, at home or even in a school bus. It is the best way to be SMART and FUNNY as 100 FUNNY IQ Questions 3 are making everyone laugh!! GOT TO KNOW THEM ALL!!! DO NOT BUY IF YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS FROM BELOW!!! 1.Hercules is the strongest person on earth and he can lift up anything. However, there is one person he can't lift up. Who is he? 2.In 2050, people can change their face of other person. A wanted man changes his face and his identity so that police couldn't find him. However, the police still caught him in the end. Why? 3.The Homer Simpson is very poor but he promised his son, Bart Simpson that he would give Bart $100 if he can pass the exam. But Bart fails the exam anyway. Why? 4.Logan is a musical talent, so his father bought a guitar for him. Logan plays guitar while singing every day, but his father was very upset, and soon his father bought a harmonica for Logan. Why? 5.There are many kinds of cards such as Valentine's card and birthday card, which kind of card will make your girl friend happy the most when you send it to her? 6.What would the world be if Albert Einstein is still living today? 7.This thing is very hard, and the woman loves it very much, especially for woman who has married. What is this thing?

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