DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Parts 1-3

Aliens. Armageddon. And President Mel Gibson? America is in trouble, dudes.
The country is in ruins after the president walls it up, sealing it like a giant prison. The rich get richer and the poor starve to death in the streets. Enter the Invaders, a secret society led by a charismatic and flawlessly handsome dude named Dave. Their mission: Destroy the forces in D.C. and take back the U.S.A.! Starlet Richter is your typical transgender American woman. After years of watching the place fall apart, she's gonna do something about it. Eric Tisdsale is Starlet's long-lost love. He's making a pretty mundane living as a pool shark, until one phone call changes everything. Will they save each other? Themselves? The world? How about when they discover the president is not actually human, and there may be more of his kind hiding among us? "The worst thing you'll read all year!" raves the general population. "Fake News!" cries D.T. DAVE! is a science fiction comedy that features fast-paced action, pie-throwing clowns, nudists, and lots and lots of aliens. Equal parts Hitchhiker's Guide and Coen Brothers, download now and laugh your way through the apocalypse!