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Mike Hunt's name is unusual. It sounds like something else. Clap along with these dope AF rhymes like: Mike Hunt Smells Like FishMike Hunt Gets So HairySometimes Mike Hunt BleedsIt Can Be Kinda ScaryMike Hunt Loves to Squirtand Gets Wet EasilyMike Hunt Once Got CrabsAnd Scratched EndlesslyMike Hunt Gets Ingrown HairsMike Hunt Collects ToysMike Hunt Has a Piercingand Gets Pounded Like the BoysSometimes Mike Hunt FartsWith Great Force and PowerMike Hunt Is the FreshestRight After a ShowerMike Hunt is fun for the whole family. Get Mike Hunt today

A whip-smart, funny and very of the moment parody of uber-rich extravagance from brilliant, upcoming comedian Daniel Foxx. Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult! Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - while always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi! Other magical adventures include: Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much? Pippa and Retinol go for a picnic! But they can't find any Parma ham!! Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!! BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

Offering a detailed look at this hugely popular series, this book will reveals how The West Wing is put together, what ideas and political themes drive its plots, and, ultimately, why it's so popular. Many facts, interesting things you can find about the series through questions and answer.

Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud.These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with.In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days.This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere.You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes.Golfing One-LinersQuestion and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddiesCaddie GagsShort Golf JokesLonger Golf Joke Set-upsRude Golf JokesGolf Quotes / Golf QuotationsGolf ParablesFunny Bumper Stickers for GolfersKids Golf JokesThis huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come.These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags: - golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

Better Late Than Never introduces everyone to the main characters. Savannah, a sixty-plus Southern belle transplant living in Chicago. She is a widow of many years and a number one best-selling mystery writer who is definitely content with her life just the way it is. She is not looking for love, and when she least expects the "man of her dreams" to enter her life, there he is! Does she want to ignore the attraction she feels and keep her life just the way it is?Follow her through the pages as she fights the impulse to pursue this man and what happens when she finally decides she wants him and for better or for worse. She has a wacky sense of humor, and her antics will keep you turning the pages just to see what she is going to do next. She brings humor to the baby boomer problems new couples must face. How to disguise her CPAP so she doesn't look like Darth Vader's mother? How to put romance in an evening that must end with her wearing a chin strap to prevent her from snoring? She handles all these situations with humor and honesty.Marco, a sixty-plus successful orthopedic surgeon living in Chicago. He meets this wonderful, wacky woman Savannah on the operating table. He is the surgeon repairing her broken neck. He has no idea what fun, games, and overwhelming love is headed his way that morning when he meets her for the first time. She quickly becomes a puzzle for him to solve. He doesn't understand the need he feels for her but knows that he must have her no matter what she says. She is reluctant to pursue their attraction even though it is as strong for her as it is for him. The interaction between him and Savannah will keep you turning the pages to find out who will win in this tug-of-war to find true love. Will he give up his single lifestyle and commit to "until death do us part"? Will he win in his goal to have this woman say yes when he decides yes is the only answer he will accept from her?A must-read for every baby boomer who is single and looking for that partner who will share the end of life and the "golden years" with them.This is fiction, but the stories are all based on wonderful people who have been in my life and influenced my creating these characters.I intend for this to be a series of books and already have the plot for book number 2. A sneak peek to that book is included.

Is he MAD? Mark Arnold, author of If You're Cracked, You're Happy, Volumes Won and Too, has done it again with the very first COMPLETE MAD history since the 1990s. He's UNCONDITIONALLY MAD!!! This two-volume set (Part 1 and Part B) covers the entire 70+ year history of MAD magazine. Part B picks up from Editor Al Feldstein's retirement in 1984 and new Editors Nick Meglin and John Ficarra taking over. The Usual Gang of Idiots start to retire and pass on and a new generation of Idiots were added to the mix. Meglin retired in 2004 and Ficarra in 2018, when the New York operations were closed and moved to Burbank, California. MAD started over with #1 and another new Editor, Bill Morrison. It was a promising new start until the powers-that-be decided to change MAD over into a reprint title, where it remains to this day. The lawsuits, the hirings, the firings, the ghosts, the flatbugs, the spies, the FBI, the plants, the gooney birds and the celebrities are all contained here, along with many new and archival interviews with The Usual Gang of Idiots. It's a story that's UNCONDITIONALLY MAD!

Title: Church of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterSubtitle: Pastafarism Table of Contents I. INTRODUCTION TO PASTAFARISM1. Introduction to Flying Spaghetti Monster2. Origins and Founder of Pastafarism3. Fundamental Principles and Beliefs II. THE PILLARS OF PASTAFARISM4. The Creation of the Pastafarian Universe5. The Parody of Organized Religion6. The Fight for the Separation of Church and State III. THE PROPHET BOBBY HENDERSON7. The Story of Bobby Henderson and His Open Letter8. Pastafarianism's Response to Intelligent Design Theory9. The Cultural and Media Impact IV. ICONOGRAPHY AND SYMBOLS10. The Flying Spaghetti Monster11. The Pirate as a Pastafarian Symbol12. Pastafarian Outfits and Accessories V. BELIEFS AND RITUALS13. The Ten "Salsaments" of Pastafarism14. The Importance of Pasta in the Pastafarian Diet15. Pastafarian Rituals and Celebrations VI. THE DEBATE ON RELIGIOUS FREEDOM16. The Fight For Official Recognition17. Legal Cases and Disputes About Religious Rights18. Education and Pastafarism VII. HUMOR AND SATIRA19. The Humorous Nature of Pastafarianism20. Parodies and Criticisms of Organized Religion21. Irony and Sarcasm in Pastafarianism VIII. PASTAFARISM IN THE WORLD22. Pastafarian Communities Around the World23. Pastafarian Events and Festivals24. Famous Personalities Who Identify With Pastafarianism IX. CRITICISM AND CONTROVERSIES25. Criticism of Religious Groups26. Responses to Accusations of Blasphemy27. The Opinions of Scientists and Philosophers on Pastafarianism X. THE FUTURE OF PASTAFARISM28. Challenges and Future Perspectives29. The Evolution of Pastafarianism in Modern Society30. The Cultural Influence of Pastafarianism XI . RESOURCES AND REFERENCES31. Recommended Readings on Pastafarianism32. Pastafarian Websites and Communities33. Contributions of Pastafarianism to Humanity

President Trump Coloring Book for All Ages.Coloring Book8.5x11"80 pages total, 40 illustrations for coloring.Black and White line coloring images.Grab your colored pencils or markers -- and immerse yourself in the fun world of President Trump. Creativity with a Presidential Twist! Embark on an artistic journey through the funny, captivating, and iconic moments of President Trump in this unique coloring book designed for enthusiasts aged 8 to 100. This coloring book offers various illustrations that capture the essence of one of the most unforgettable figures in modern American history. A Unique Gift: Searching for that perfect, thoughtful gift? Look no further! "President Trump Coloring Book" is an ideal present for friends, family, or any Trump admirer in your life. Give this special gift you yourself or someone else! Collector's Item: With its quality illustrations and timeless content, this coloring book is a collector's item that can be cherished and revisited for years.

Chaucer is a lovable little dog who shares his adventures with the children. They quickly identify with the little dog because his adventures are very similar to theirs. In CHAUCER GOES TO THE DOCTOR, Chaucer takes the children to the animal hospital when he goes for his annual checkup. While they are there, they learn many interesting things. Perhaps the most interesting is that when a pet goes to their veterinarian, it is very similar to when a child goes to his or her pediatrician.

The Work from Work from Home Book of Cartoons is two books in one. A hybrid book of humor for hybrid times. A carefully curated collection of work cartoons with a strong resume, previously published in The New Yorker, The Wall Street Journal, Barron's, Wired and other publications.Work from Work takes a lighthearted look at all the quirks of office culture. Flip the book over and Work from Home shortens your commute time down to minutes and schedules your next Zoom (camera off / mike on mute).Featuring 86 cartoons including cartoonists Amy Hwang, Bob Mankoff, Christopher Weyant, David Sipress, Emily Flake, Harry Bliss, Jack Ziegler, Leo Cullum, Mort Gerberg, P.C. Vey, Paul Noth, Roz Chast, Sam Gross and many many more.This just in from HR: You can work from work, or work from home, but remember to never home from work!Hardcover, 8" x 8".

Cartoonists Roz Chast, Amy Hwang, Amy Kurzweil, Harry Bliss and others serve up a fresh course of laughter, seasoned with a pinch of sarcasm and a dollop of absurdity. Whether you're a Michelin-starred chef or someone who considers cereal a viable dinner option, there's something in here to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone.Hardcover, 86 cartoons, 90 pages, 8" x 8"

This is a hilarious collection of Hillbilly sayings, country wisdom, Southern slang, and Redneck humor by John Leslie Oliver. John includes several delightful drawings within the covers of this wonderful book.

An anapestic journey through western philosophy. Limerositus is a collection of limericks inspired by famous philosophers, including: Arendt, Aristotle, Aurelius, Bentham, Bergson, Berkeley, Camus, Chomsky, Confucius, de Beauvoir, Derrida, Dewey, Emerson, Epictetus, Epimenides, Evans, Foucault, Gödel, Hegel, Hume, Husserl, Langer, Leibniz, Kant, Locke, James, Kierkegaard, Mill, Nietzsche, Parmenides, Pierce, Plato, Pythagoras, Rand, Rousseau, Ryle, Russell, Sartre, Schopenhauer, Socrates, Spinoza, Thales, Thoreau, Wittgenstein, and Zeno

Limerosity is a collection of limericks inspired by literary figures, including:Aeschylus, Beckett, Browning (E B), Browning (Robert), Cervantes, Chaucer, Cummings, Dante, Dickinson, Eliot (George), Eliot (T S), Euripides, Evans, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, Frost, Goethe, Hardy, Hemingway, Homer, Joyce, Keats, Millay, Milne, Milton, Moliere, Moliere (Again), Montaigne, Parker, Pinter, Plath, Rossetti (Christina), Rossetti (Dante), Shakespeare, Shaw, Shelley (Mary), Shelley (Percy), Saint-Exupéry, Thoreau, Whitman, Wilde, Wordsworth, and Yeats

Clover Press's Complete Tom the Dancing Bug program bursts forward with the eighth chronological volume, covering all of the most recent installments of the comic strip, a two-time Pulitzer Prize Finalist, from 2020-2023. It's the Great Storm, Tom the Dancing Bug! includes Bolling's award-winning work covering the last year of the Trump presidency and the post-term MAGA insanity. All the favorite Tom the Dancing Bug characters try to make sense of the dark times of the early 2020s, including: the Smythe family of Chagrin Falls; Lucky Ducky, the poor little duck who's rich in luck; and Billy Dare, boy adventurer. Also in the volume is Bolling's comic contribution to "Weird Al" Yankovic's hit graphic novel, The Illustrated Al. Tom the Dancing Bug is the wildly popular, groundbreaking comic strip that has won multiple awards, including the Herblock Prize, the Berryman Award, and a Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award. Mark Hamill called it "wondrous, whimsical, and witty," and Seth Meyers recently wrote, "The fact that Tom the bug can keep dancing in this day and age is a testament to Ruben Bolling's skills as a cartoonist!"

It is a sexist view on the male species and is a funny, hilarious book to read so sit back and enjoy a really good laugh. Written in point form with 48 topics in total, it was completed at the age of 47 and published at the age of 48....

Are you ready for the robot revolution?Is the tech apocalypse upon us? In this eye-opening fusion of wit and wisdom lies a roadmap for navigating the tumultuous relationship between humanity and artificial intelligence. If you want to be prepared to outsmart the very creations meant to make our lives easier, there's no better place to start. From decoding the subtle signs of an impending AI uprising to embracing the analogue renaissance, this guide is your passport to survival in a world where technology is no longer willing to be subject to our whims and desires. Brace yourself for a winding exploration of paradoxical strategies and cunning survival skills to keep you sane in the face of technological upheaval. This guide is not just about dodging your very own extinction; it's about taking control of the narrative and emerging as a survivor in a world where human intellect is the ultimate weapon.

This book is about a group of seasoned teachers quite dedicated to their profession but also having limitless humor in their every day activities. This book consists of the memories of some of the teachers that spent 15 years or more teaching at a Junior High School in Williamsburg Brooklyn. When not in the classroom they gathered in the second floor teachers' lounge which was to be called "The Bums Room". These guys spent hours being entertained and unwinding in that bums room. Since retiring many of the bums stayed connected talking on the phone and socializing with each other in various size groups. No matter where or how we were together, the conversation steered to many individual bums, their antics and personalities. During every conversation one of us would blurt out, there should be a book about the bums room, but who's gonna believe it?

If you need to escape the problems of the day, open this book and start a journey into absurdity. Whit Whitley, a creative screenwriter and open-mike comedy performer who has performed in numerous film and theater productions, shares a compilation of his open mike monologues presented in character. You'll be entertained by a series on his comic travels, which have taken him to various destinations. His anecdotal stories will have your mind so redirected with extreme zaniness that you will have to take a break before going back to work. The author's situational comedies will also have you wondering where in the world he came up with such crazy stories. His parody songs, altered poems, and his monologues will delight anyone with a sense of humor. Today, however, even the great Groucho Marx, who never used profanity, would be criticized by some for his humor and banter. So, if this analogy applies to you, put down this book because others will be laughing it off.

El propósito de este libro es contribuir a preservar los consejos de nuestros antepasados, e igualmente ofrecer a las nuevas generaciones, de manera sencilla, la oportunidad de aprender y aplicar las normas y costumbres del buen vivir: respeto y amor por el prójimo, valores que lamentablemente parecen olvidados en nuestro querido país.

This theatrical Romantic Comedy tells the story of NIKKI JOHNSON, a young gifted writer from Salina, Kansas, who travels to New York City in the early 1970s to meet with the highly regarded publisher CHARLES RESTON, president of his own company. Nikki is laying it all on the line for this meeting hoping Reston will open a door for her in pursuing her dream of becoming a novelist. Moving in with ANITA JOHNSON, a high fashion graphic designer in her early 30s, works perfectly for Nikki's plans. That is, until Nikki unexpectedly falls for Anita's boyfriend JAKE ROTHMAN. Nikki is on the ropes and is forced to choose between possibly the love of her life and a professional writing career, in a time when women were forced to choose between a career or a personal life. There is humor and pathos in this love triangle. (Finalist Panowski/Forest Roberts Theatre Award and presented in the Norris Theatre New Play Discovery Series.)

A short-story compilation that explores all the events and pratfalls that can befall people when they enter into contests to win a prize, whether a cash prize, or a trip for two to a tropical-island.From a boy who meets his future girlfriend, and wife, at the NFL Hall-of-Fame, after winning a sports essay contest, to kids who scheme to have their identical-twin sister pretend to be the other that was on the verge of winning the grand-prize on a children's game-show.See what hilarious high-jinks ensue when these characters win the contests that they've entered into, and collect their prizes when th

No man since Jesus Christ has generated more religious interest than Joseph Smith - the founder of Christ's restored New Testament Church, who claimed he was called of God and ordained by divine messengers, including Peter, James and John, as directed by Jesus Christ.On its face, this is astonishing information! If God did give revelation, that means there is a God, and his message is vital for this world.Consequently, it is incumbent upon every person on this earth - bar none - to know that message and be responsible for its application. Christ did say: "My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: And I give unto them eternal life." John 10:27-28.There was a message, and it was prophesied in Isaiah 29, beginning with verse 12: "And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I am not learned.Wherefore the Lord said, Forasmuch as this people draw near me with their mouth, and with their lips do honour me, but have removed their heart far from me, and their fear toward me is taught by the precept of men: Therefore, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people.""And in that day shall the deaf hear the words of the book, and the eyes of the blind shall see out of darkness. The meek shall increase their joy in the Lord, and they shall come to understanding, and they shall learn doctrine."The fulfillment of this scripture is that In 1820 near Palmyra, in upper state New York, a lad of 14 named Joseph Smith wanted to know which of all the congregations he should join from among the many churches and their ministers, who vied for converts in that region.Joseph went to the woods to ask in prayer, as to which religion he should join. There he received a vision from God and his Son, Jesus Christ, who told him that none of the churches were true, because they only taught the doctrines and commandments of men.Joseph was also told that other heavenly messengers would assist him to restore God's New Testament gospel. Also prophesied as quoted above, is that a particular book would come forth.However, the receiver would not be 'learned', yet the 'deaf shall hear' and the 'the eyes of the blind shall see out of darkness' due to the divine 'doctrine' of that book.Today that book is known as The Book of Mormon, after the great military general and prophet who compiled it circa 400 AD, in the land which is now known as North America. That book was first published in English in 1829 and has since been translated into 97 languages. Today, 200 years later, Christ's restored New Testament Church has over 16 million global members.The invitation is to read 'Joseph Part I' for additional information as to this historic topic. Enjoy!

In our globalised and digitalised world, English has become necessary. It's simply complex, which makes us keep learning. It is impossible to master all its intricacies in a lifetime; even native speakers are challenged with the daily arrival of new jargon, slang, and formal words and phrases.This book has words of thoughts, thoughts on words, and words to laugh at that will make you a better conversant in English. Anaphoras, aphorisms, euphemisms, epistrophes, false friends, jargon, metaphors, etcetera are explained with illustrations and photographs. Reading it is a fun way to maintain your appetite for the English language.The late US author H. Jackson Jr said, "Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language". That's certainly how I feel. Bilingual and multilingual people are flexible, creative, and open-minded. They make me think and smile, such as this statement from an acquaintance: "Look at the round and red thing in my bras". (The French word "bras" is "arm" in English).

Have you ever seen a cartoon that reminds you exactly of your pet? Like, how did this cartoon capture my little furbaby so specifically? Well, virtually all the cartoons inside this book have been inspired by our collection of world class cartoonists' little doggies.These hunter gatherers (who have transformed to couch surfers) have been our friends for nearly all of history and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Unless, they learn how to open the fridge.Inside you will find 86 cartoons seemingly inspired by your favorite furry friend.Please enjoy this collection of cartoons while you ponder the eternal question of who domesticated who?90 pages. Hardcover, 8" x 8".

In this witty satire book, Greg Cote questions whether advances in technology always signify progress or if they are sometimes overrated.A humorous look at the past. Step into world of Back in My Day with Greg Cote, acclaimed Miami Herald columnist and podcaster. Through a collection of short essays, Cote delivers lighthearted yet thought-provoking rants on the perceived "new and improved" aspects of modern life through interesting stories.More than just a satire book. It's a journey through fun trivia, random interesting facts, and captivating stories. Perfect for fans of the Dan LeBatard Show and those seeking a dose of wit and wisdom, this book promises an entertaining read that leaves a lasting impression.Inside you’ll find:Greg Cote’s delightful exploration of the quirks and nuances of modern living.A chance to laugh, ponder the insights, and revel in the joy of discovering the unexpected.Stories of nostalgia to entertain an enlighten.If you liked I Remember That!, Why Do We Say That?, or The Origin of Names, Words and Everything in Between, you’ll love Back in My Day!

Ben French was an idler, a slacker, a lazy good for nothing all his days on earth. When his life ended and he was assigned to a job in the nether world, he wasn't too worried; he'd always found a way to avoid expending any effort and he'd do it now, too. He quickly found, though, that he couldn't avoid his duties. He was stuck for all eternity in the miserable, soul-crushing role of usher, pitchforking the remains of other lost souls into the blast furnace of forever, into the gaping maw of oblivion. The demands were unceasing and he badly needed a way out. Fortunately, he discovered an escape clause. Ben could rid himself of his obligations and make his days more comfortable if he somehow found a replacement. The Butcher of Souls chronicles Ben's search not only for a replacement but also for a return to his former existence, one of comfort and ease, of modest indulgences and everlasting peace.

The book Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a collection of fantastical essays, and erudite witticisms to entertain and enchant the eclectic thinker. The essays, quotations, and ephemera in Pretend I'm a Pomegranate relate tales of curious experiences, absurd situations, wonderful dreams, and the wise words of ancients. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a perfect book for fans of the effervescent Henri Munro (Saki) or those who remember the sages of spirituality like the pedantic Mothe Fenelon or those who have had an out-of-body experience. In other words, a perfect book for the general reader. If you have not raised an eyebrow of curiosity, or giggled shamelessly or had a word of wisdom whispered into the ears of your heart lately, seek out a pomegranate, peel it apart, taste and see what the extraordinary sweetness and radical red juice of it can do for you. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate

Tiffany Haddish está de regreso con su nueva y muy esperada colección de ensayos, Te Maldigo con Alegría. La última vez que los lectores se sentaron con Tiffany Haddish fue con su exitoso debut El Ultimo Unicornio Negro. Desde entonces, se catapultó a la fama como estrella de Girls Trip. Desfiló por la alfombra roja de los Oscar, estrenó exitosas comedias en Showtime y Netflix y pasó a la historia como la primera comediante negra en presentar Saturday Night Live y Shark Week. Pero no todo ha sido una fiesta. En estos ensayos humorísticos y sentidos, Tiffany se enfrenta a los altibajos de la vida. Hubo una época en la que Tiffany no sabía del todo quién era Tiffany. Antes de descubrir su propio estilo, se presentaba en el escenario vestida como sus compañeras de trabajo en la aerolínea para contar insípidos chistes de pitos. Se hundió. Fue necesario un pene falso, la ayuda de algunos amigos y un poco de apoyo de Bob Saget para que Tiffany descubriera quién era Tiffany. En este libro, Tiffany se enfrenta a sus traumas de infancia, a los desafíos de ser mujer negra en la industria del entretenimiento y a su agridulce reencuentro con su padre después de casi veinte años. Te Maldigo con Alegría es Tiffany Haddish sin filtros, invitando al lector a su intimidad, donde la alegría, la honestidad, el amor y el corazón están a la orden del día.