Stories That Ain't Quite Right

Gnomes and death and complaints from a chair, chickens and boots and secrets laid bare, weapons of ink and weapons of bone, aliens left drinking at parties alone, these are the stories, fantastic and new, collected here now for the curious few.An eclectic medley of stories sure to please the seekers of fiction that strays from the norm into the realms of "What the hell am I reading?"Mark Kemp is an experienced writer of many decades, drawing on his years of learning, knowledge, and experience to put together a collection never seen before.